Space Station 13 V3 - Games

Nothing, Vin! Just that there's no sense me unbanning him if you've had enough of him - you'd just ban him on sight. Better he goes incognito. Still love you bud xx

What's it like to be an admin? Do you run around and just play and ban whoever's a dick, or do you have to observe the station like a ghost?

What's it like to be a player? Do you run around without massive 50 second delay time lag, or do you play smoothly?

On dev it's pretty much no lag.

[QUOTE=InUndenial;21122308]On dev it's pretty much no lag.[/QUOTE] Where can I find this so-called 'Dev'?

[QUOTE=Sickle;21122355]Where can I find this so-called 'Dev'?[/QUOTE] [url]http://ss13.donglabs.com/index.php?title=Main_Page[/url] Scroll down

How do I commit suicide? [editline]09:33PM[/editline] Some fuck tied me down and logged, I'm now stuck and fucked.

[QUOTE=Sickle;21123333]How do I commit suicide?[/QUOTE] Chemist: Inject a random assortment of radical chemicals such as mercury, sulfer, etc. into yourself multiple times. Geneticist: Get some screwed up DNA and inject yourself with it. Anything: Toolbox yourself in the head repetedly until death. [editline]01:34PM[/editline] If your tied your pretty much fucked unless you can get help from somebody. [editline]01:34PM[/editline] Try smashing the resist button, maybe you can break the ropes.

[QUOTE=Sickle;21123333]How do I commit suicide? [editline]09:33PM[/editline] Some fuck tied me down and logged, I'm now stuck and fucked.[/QUOTE] If your name was Bob Stanley then sorry. I arrested you on suspicion of murder then went to check out the vending machine that you said 'exploded' I then got turned into a clown and managed to die by teleporting into space Sorry!

[QUOTE=Rathen;21115929]This is pretty shitty behaviour! Not worth a permanent, so I'll lower it to 24 hours if you post your key. Don't fucking stove anyone in even if you think they're logged out. Admins appear logged out when they are adminning, so be careful.[/QUOTE] Rathen, can you shorten my ban too? I got perma'd for escape shuttle violence. I waited like a week from now.

[QUOTE=Simples;21123632]If your name was Bob Stanley then sorry. I arrested you on suspicion of murder then went to check out the vending machine that you said 'exploded' I then got turned into a clown and managed to die by teleporting into space Sorry![/QUOTE] It was you! You bastard! :buddy:

[QUOTE=Sickle;21123811]It was you! You bastard! :buddy:[/QUOTE] Haha, I went back, and you turned into a clown. I was like fuuuck and went to get some injecting cure thing and then I found a teleporter. I was like 'ohh shiney' and pressed it. Insta-teleport into space! Whoops!

This is confusing D: ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... What does this even mean D:

[QUOTE=The_Fly56556;21124260]This is confusing D: ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... What does this even mean D:[/QUOTE] It means your probably blacked out. Just play, it's what I did. I'm still learning after 3 days xD

I'm still learning after nearly a year ._.

[QUOTE=The_Fly56556;21124260]This is confusing D: ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... ... You can almost hear someone talking ... What does this even mean D:[/QUOTE] You're unconscious and that's either someone talking around your or someone on the headset.

It's not that hard, really. Once you figure out that the one of the smartest things you can do is just stay in your starting location and almost never venture out into the station unless you absolutely have to, you'll find you'll survive a lot more.

[QUOTE=Shuzup;21124664]It's not that hard, really. Once you figure out that the one of the smartest things you can do is just stay in your starting location and almost never venture out into the station unless you absolutely have to, you'll find you'll survive a lot more.[/QUOTE] But that's no fun, I used to do that a lot as geneticist. Next thing you know, the station is falling apart and you have 20 seconds to get to the escape shuttle. There's no oxygen anywhere except your lab, and you have no internals.

Monkey Station In Solitary Confinement!

I made a joke, and got someone banned.

I saw xD

Oh god oh god can you put nitrogen in the medbot's syringe refiller? ^_^ ohgod we r gona be poor

What the hell, Lallander is a total docuhebag admin. Some guy was running around smashing the lights, so I assumed he was greifing and adminhelped it, I told him some idiot named R.P. Masters was running around smashing lights for no reason, and he kept saying shit like What would cause a man to act without reason? Instead of actually resolving the fucking problem. I later shortened the problem by saying randomly instead of for no reason. He then goes "OH I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS DOING IT FOR NO REASON NOW YOU SAY RANDOMLY?" I jokingly said "be quiet badmin" and he bans me with the reason "OH LOOK I AM BANNING YOU RANDOMLY FOR NO REASON" What a fucker.

[QUOTE=BlueSaint;21054184]Bypassing bans is for low lifes. It isn't that hard to wait it out.[/QUOTE] Uha. Right. I'll wait out a perma. Especially since it was for a really real reason such as 'making fun of the autistic'

Pretty ironic for someone called Ass man.

[QUOTE=Wata;21125588]What the hell, Lallander is a total docuhebag admin. Some guy was running around smashing the lights, so I assumed he was greifing and adminhelped it, I told him some idiot named R.P. Masters was running around smashing lights for no reason, and he kept saying shit like What would cause a man to act without reason? Instead of actually resolving the fucking problem. I later shortened the problem by saying randomly instead of for no reason. He then goes "OH I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS DOING IT FOR NO REASON NOW YOU SAY RANDOMLY?" I jokingly said "be quiet badmin" and he bans me with the reason "OH LOOK I AM BANNING YOU RANDOMLY FOR NO REASON" What a fucker.[/QUOTE] A lot of the admins are douchebags, yeah.

[QUOTE=The_Fly56556;21136417]Pretty ironic for someone called Ass man.[/QUOTE] I normally use retarded names, such as my in game name which is a long string of numbers. Hey I guess we're not so different after all.

I keep being sent to state prison for killing people.

[QUOTE=The_Fly56556;21136495]I keep being sent to state prison for killing people.[/QUOTE] Did you expect a reward?

Who the hell kills AFK people? In certain cases they can be handy storage devices.