King are you in-game?
[editline]05:51PM[/editline]
I just fucking start as traitor, order my shit then someone comes in, grab's my revolver and kills me.
[editline]05:54PM[/editline]
I'm a man, MY NAME IS JELANI! HOW DOES MY NAME IN REAL LIFE AND IN-GAME SOUND ANYTHING LIKE A GIRL'S NAME?
All facepunchers need to join goon at the same time all with the last name Pacefunch.
That's a good idea. Also, Ladowerf, adminhelp that shit. Being killed by another syndicate is fucking gay.
agh. chemistry is driving me nuts. i'm trying to make metal foam (i'm working on a chem guide you see), but my tries end in failure. any hints as to making it? (i know you guys arn't nice enough to just hand out the formula.)
[QUOTE=Ladowerf;21295405]King are you in-game?
[editline]05:51PM[/editline]
I just fucking start as traitor, order my shit then someone comes in, grab's my revolver and kills me.
[editline]05:54PM[/editline]
I'm a man, MY NAME IS JELANI! HOW DOES MY NAME IN REAL LIFE AND IN-GAME SOUND ANYTHING LIKE A GIRL'S NAME?[/QUOTE]I remember that. The other guy completely got away with it too. :v:
^ Ya it sucked cock. Also, alien mode is ftw.
[editline]07:45PM[/editline]
I got devoured while this dumbie stands there and watches.
I came across george melons in genetics, he broke in, there's blood everywheres, broken glass and windows, and he's drenched in blood, he greets me with "uhh, hey" so I'm all "what are you doing" and he tells me "just getting a snack" So whatever, I know he's an admin so I don't bother him as he tries to break into the monkey cage.
I open a locker to get something and a monkey jumps out, melons goes "Oooh! a monkey!" runs over and starts devouring it.
he wasn't even an alien
Here's a story, which happened like 8 months ago:
I was a barman. It was an ordinary day, and I served my regulars, the detective and the medic. Both of them happened to be at the bar at the same time. All of a sudden, this maniac named Kevin busts in and lasers the detective, killing him instantly. The medic and I attempt to save the detective, but he is dead. We go chase this 'Kevin' and we end up having a battle at the medbay. At this point, Kevin only has a taser gun. He starts shooting us but we are moving around enough so he can't kill us. The medic was injured, and Kevin was about to shoot him again, this time with his last shot, for he was nearly out of ammo. I jumped in between them and took the shot for the medic. Kevin tried to run, but I knocked him down before he could get away and killed him with a fire extinguisher. The medic ran off before I could talk, and I could only radio him and I was new to the station so I was lost easily. It turns out, Kevin had been sucked into a wormhole and the emergency shuttle had called. I gave up trying to find my way around in the darkness and just sat there until the round ended.
This was the most memorable and best round of my life.
I open toxins and 1,000 facehuggers pop out D:<
[QUOTE=Ladowerf;21298025]I open toxins and 1,000 facehuggers pop out D:<[/QUOTE]
Cool
holy fuck how do you kill a larve?! I wanged one a thousand times and it didn't die, then transformed, but I peaced into a circuit room, leaving a fellow crewmember with him :v:
seriously though, how do you kill the fuckers.
We just taser them and stun em, then beat them to death. Takes like 4-5 of us. If that don't work, we just space em.
you're welcome kingq8
anyone know how to climb into the garbage disposal?
[QUOTE=Parakon;21298285]anyone know how to climb into the garbage disposal?[/QUOTE]
Drag yourself into it. I once hid in the security disposal. Someone ran in to steal shit, and I hopped out, making them run like hell. Funny shiz.
[QUOTE=133753P34K;21298261]you're welcome kingq8[/QUOTE]
What did you do?
uh, where did those 1000 face huggers come from on the escape shuttle..
Oh god that was awesome. Killed 2 or 3 larvae, about 8 aliens, and a load of facehuggers.
I spaced about 3 aliens, and then I got infected and became an alien. Was awesome, cause I led some security guards into a maintenance tunnel then turned into an alien and devoured them.
[QUOTE=Parakon;21298069]holy fuck how do you kill a larve?! I wanged one a thousand times and it didn't die, then transformed, but I peaced into a circuit room, leaving a fellow crewmember with him :v:
seriously though, how do you kill the fuckers.[/QUOTE]
You just beat em to death. We were able to squish em.
wats your name king
[QUOTE=Parakon;21298541]wats your name king[/QUOTE]
i'll PM you it. I change it every now and then, trying to settle on a good one.
[QUOTE=KingQ8;21298330]What did you do?[/QUOTE]
I told people that you weren't banned on G3 like you were supposed to be.
Why was I meant to be banned on G3? I was banned by Nannek for killing a crappy security officer. Bans on servers are meant to stay seperate. The badmin who banned me didn't look into it enough.
So yeah, On #4 I was banned for killing someone. That shouldn't have carried on over to #3 but whatever.
because you were banned, the fact that bans don't carry over is a stupid mistake that needs to be fixed
Who assigned you as rulemaker? Point still stands that that ban should NOT have carried over, but obviously you're so intent on being an ass, you've persuaded the admin that I was meant to be banned on all servers. Also, can you stop stalking me? Jesus, you're like some angry nerd who has some sort of personal vendetta against me.
why shouldn't it have carried over? you're banned, you're not meant to play.
Gibbed #3 is usually unpopulated. Bans aren't carried over so you can go sulk on your own in the server. It stops you playing with other people. Tonight's just crazy busy so Gibbed #3 got populated. There weren't any admins on there - let alone 20 people - about an hour ago. Just fluke that people hopped on and you whined to the admins about my ban carrying over.
Either way, I'm not too fussed.
1337speak you're kinda a tool tbh
i pointed it out, i didn't whine. literally took two seconds to say "hey loopoo isn't banned"
also whichever server is more populated tends to switch randomly so yeah
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