I know what you mean, it's a huge pain in the ass to arrest someone in a busy hallway, random crew members start crowding around and asking "WHATS THIS FOR, TELL ME NOW, I DESERVE TO KNOW YOU FAGGOT" when they're a doctor or something.
And then your fellow security officers always have to decide whether or not your arrest reason was good enough, and won't leave you alone with the details, then decide you're corrupt or some shit.
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in summary, unless security is outright killing someone, or blatantly being shit by tazing everyone etc, let them do their job
Parakon, so true. One time, as the HoS, some dumbass medical doctor was beating me to death in the Genetics office. I managed to escape and I went and recovered my health and stocked up on handcuffs and the like. Anyways, fast forward a few minutes, I'm in the genetics office again, the guy who attacked me on the floor, blind and cuffed.
In comes my fellow security officer. He asks what is going on, I tell him what has happened. He starts taking the side of the medical doctor, saying I shouldn't have been in the genetics lab. He then proceeds to uncuff the guy. I order him to stand down and let me deal with it, he refuses, saying he "Serves the people". I swear to God, I've always accepted orders from my higher-ups, it pissed me off so much when this guy disobeyed my order.
People need to learn to respect security a lot more, cause the amount of people I've saved has been huge. I swear, I've carried, personally, at least 20 people to genetics, as well as locking away their killers. We need some sort of death warrant though, seeing as leaving someone in jail for a round is bannable, and 10-15 minutes is not long enough of a sentence.
Yeah, i play as Mr.T and i was a security guard this round, i arrest some ass for smearing poo all over the place and on Mr.T's "Getup". So i arrested him and stripped him of his headset so he couldent spread lies, like everyone in jail does. so i make him countdown from 60 as a punishment, he gets around 30 and stops because he broke out of his cuffs and pulls out a baton and tries to stun me... But because this Foo is built on fail he forgets theres a door between us. I notice what he is doing so i tell him to recount-down from 60. this guy now starts to kill him self with the baton he has. The captain yells to stop him and i go in when he knocks himself on the ground, somehow he gets up and grabs the baton and hits me faster (somehow) than it took me just to walk in and stun him. so im stunned and i get killed right there.
Thats not the end of it, i watch them try and revive my body in cyrogenics and fail, so some idiot pulls me to the mourge instead of cloneing me. So then a funeral is held for me and my body gets spaced. Now the part pisses me off is, the guy is let out of jail by some guy and he is let free, but soon he dies from whatever and gets brought to medbay.... and he gets cloned... sad day for Mr.T and Fuck you Brock Peters, with a capital FUCK.
Man i loved that round.
It's also retarded when the whole security force is so interested in your arrest that they're sitting there watching everything you do in the cell, instead of out patrolling for actual trouble, they just wait for an excuse to fuck with you
Being traitor two rounds in a row kind of sucks because people do not trust you as much.
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And jesus is Iji an admin or something? Because he is very resilient.
Mbbird desperately wants me to post this, so here:
Here is a text file full of nearly everything I know that I can write down from the Goon servers: [I]outdated
[/I] It includes chemistry recipes, creations like grenades and robots (now including Medibots and Securibots,) hacking methods for Mulebots and Airlocks, and how to make things that are just overall weird shit, namely poo, brains, and asses that you can wear on your head.
I will probably update this manual regularly, so if people want new versions of my manual, then I'll post the new versions too. (I haven't made any new versions yet.)
Now, go crazy.
Oooh, fuck shit up 101.
holy shit, saved
Winner, take that shit down man!
[QUOTE=KingQ8;21341185]Winner, take that shit down man![/QUOTE]
There's not much things that can be used for griefing in it, and I'm pretty sure that griefers would already know how to make them. I pretty much only posted it because of the medicine recipes and the Medibot and Securibot making.
Useful, none the less. Cheers, I guess. Thought it would have loads of assholish stuff. Good job, mate.
What's your ingame name?
I'm more interested in bot making then the chemical stuff, using that shit will get you arrested or banned too fast.
[QUOTE=KingQ8;21341264]Useful, none the less. Cheers, I guess. Thought it would have loads of assholish stuff. Good job, mate.
What's your ingame name?[/QUOTE]
Cliff Medovich, most of the time.
I'm going to find out how to make bombs in the new Goon servers and update my personal manual and never post it because that's what you all want, right? :smug:
The medibot tutorial doesn't seem to work, i can't attach the proximity sensor
[QUOTE=Parakon;21341386]The medibot tutorial doesn't seem to work, i can't attach the proximity sensor[/QUOTE]
Whoops, I think it goes after the health analyzer. Will update.
[QUOTE=The Winner;21341385]I'm going to find out how to make bombs in the new Goon servers and update my personal manual and never post it because that's what you all want, right? :smug:
Also maybe flamethrowers, but I'm pretty sure everyone can make those.[/QUOTE]
Flamethrowers don't work anymore, they don't have a sprite so that people aren't always adminhelping "WY DUSNT FLAMTHORWE WORK?" They won't work under the current lag less atmosphere system.
Here's the new one, with fixed Medibot: [I]outdated[/I]
Also, I'm updating my original post too so people don't download the wrong one.
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[QUOTE=Mbbird;21341408]Flamethrowers don't work anymore, they don't have a sprite so that people aren't always adminhelping "WY DUSNT FLAMTHORWE WORK?" They won't work under the current lag less atmosphere system.[/QUOTE]
Oh, whoops. I could of sworn I saw one while I was in ghost mode.
Yeah I figured it out, the creator of the bot should have full access, atleast the medibot, not securitron, since now it's created off and i'm an asisstant
You can make a partial one, which looks like the finished product but the flamethrower itself has no sprite.
[QUOTE=Parakon;21341432]Yeah I figured it out, the creator of the bot should have full access, atleast the medibot, not securitron, since now it's created off and i'm an asisstant[/QUOTE]
I suppose the same things apply to the Medibot as the Securibot, since people could fill the Medibot with deadly chemicals.
People who are affiliated with medical research get access to the Medibot, people who are affiliated with security get access to the Securibot. If the creator is neither one, then they just get praised for 5 seconds.
God damn, I hate it when people just have a toolbox and aren't use it, I want to fix windows and shit and they're all "ITS MINE"
[QUOTE=Parakon;21341473]God damn, I hate it when people just have a toolbox and aren't use it, I want to fix windows and shit and they're all "ITS MINE"[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it seems everyone immediately hordes the mechanical toolboxes for no reason in the beginning of the round and when you need one in the middle of the game there's none left.
However, people seem to be forgetting about the toolboxes that are in the small hallway that leads to the room that's full of clothing. I'd recommend going there, but sometimes they even get those.
I was trying to fix a window when the chaplin comes along and won't stop hitting me with that fucking bible, then gets pissed when I flash him and take it, and tries killing me with a toolbox, some people.
What the fuck. This has been the most intense round yet, I'm about to sacrifice myself to blow up the AI, and some faggot comes in and kills me. FUCK YOU Barack Obama.
my thanks go to obama
How do I climb and put people in the trash?
drag yourself onto it
[QUOTE=Parakon;21341682]my thanks go to obama[/QUOTE]
Why, who were you?
obama
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