[quote=parakon;21341766]obama[/quote]
Noooooooooooooooooo!
YOU BASTARD!
The AI was such an asshole taht round
[QUOTE=Parakon;21341535]I was trying to fix a window when the chaplin comes along and won't stop hitting me with that fucking bible, then gets pissed when I flash him and take it, and tries killing me with a toolbox, some people.[/QUOTE]
Oh I thought you were the one breaking the window. Everyone else was destroying the grille and breaking windows, and I saw you there and thought you were breaking it. Didn't have to kill me though, was just having some fun, was stuck with the crappy job, mine as well run around doing stupid shit.
But I wouldn't have done that if I'd known it were you, regardless to whether you were breaking the window or not, sorry :(
I successfully made a bomb with 98% plasma once. It was about 800 degrees and by using the air pump I got a pressure of 500. When I went to use it, all it did was blow a 1x1hole in the ground. Which leads me to believe bombs are fucked.
Last night when I was AI, a cyborg tried to get a HoP to change my laws. I locked them out, then a moment later the AI upload computer went offline, which was strange. I let them in cause they couldn't do any harm. The strange part was when they were leaving; they cycled for the door and when it opened someone or something just exploded into some grey gas and sucked shit in. All the reinforcing on my walls were stripped and a massive hole was left.
That round was fun though, I was Morgan Freeman.
I absorbed everything in sight.
Well shit, I thought you were just one of those shit disturbers who runs around RPing a lunatic, looks like we both were mistaken :v:
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Awesome round, me and another roboticist were making robo burgers when the traitor (chef) showed up and whipped out a taser, he got my homie but I flashed him and we stuffed him in the grinder after finding a revolver on him, the crew enjoyed some tasty traitor burgers.
Who got ran over by a mule bot last night? I was in stitches from the tire marks...
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I also find it funny when people try and do the laws work and fail, oh and the time I walked into the freezer in Kitchen and the chef was there and grabbed me to put me in the gibber, then obviously that didnt work so he hit me with a toolbox but thing Is I was a cop and simply flashed him and stuck him in myself...made a mess in the microwave though.
How do you make space drugs? I'm surprised in my guide and Winner's there's nothing on space drugs.
Oh i cant believe i have so many fans here on facepunch.
i love all of you <3
Being wizard is so much fun. You can gib people left and right and blow as many holes in the station as you want!
Can you have grenades explode by radio/time like regular explosives?
[QUOTE=doommarine23;21343058]Can you have grenades explode by radio/time like regular explosives?[/QUOTE]
At that point it's no longer a grenade.
I know, I want to put a timed/radio detonated grenade in a toolbox.
Imagine the possibilities :iia:
also as to why i am a dick
you want me to stop being one? stop being shit.
that whole mutiny i do? i do it because a captain either:
A. uploads shitty laws to kill the entire station without being traitor
B. not only doesn't hide the disk but wont and assails me for trying to.
C. goes on rampages, again, without being traitor
also if i had killed you when you werent shit, i was probably the traitor
[QUOTE=Thomas Aquinas;21343192]also as to why i am a dick
you want me to stop being one? stop being shit.
that whole mutiny i do? i do it because a captain either:
A. uploads shitty laws to kill the entire station without being traitor
B. not only doesn't hide the disk but wont and assails me for trying to.
C. goes on rampages, again, without being traitor
also if i had killed you when you werent shit, i was probably the traitor[/QUOTE]
making ss13 better one kill at a time
pretty much
I'm sorry, but who are you? You seem to come out of thin air, being mad at everyone in Facepunch :S
Welcome to Facepunch by the way :)
im not mad at anyone. i was just linked here in-game being told i was pretty much hated in this thread, and read the posts about me, and felt pretty smug.
i was just clarifying that my shit actions was because they were even more shit.
im sure most of the people who complained about me where jobbanned after the rounds.
also thanks, its good to be here
what posts were about you
they where on page 21, thats all of em i know of
This is the guy who randomly attacked me with a fire extinguisher during a Revolution round while I was trying to help him and several people out of a powerless Captain's room. Most likely because of the all-access card the HoP gave me for no reason, but regardless I bashed him up for smacking me and relented because I didn't want to kill him. Then his buddy Sam stungloves me and I get my face smashed in by Thomas anyway.
[QUOTE=KingQ8;21337425]Somewhere East of the current one. It's desolate, and nothing really works in it.
Also, to any admins reading this, this guy is a complete fucktard: [url]http://ss13.donglabs.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=990[/url]
He spent a WHOLE fucking round trying to chase me and the other roboticists, because some guy got attacked by an alien and he ended up throwing his empty laser gun. We both went for it, but I got it instead. He then started to chase me, spout bullshit about me and the other roboticists (saying we were traitors) and he wouldn't keep the fuck away from our lab; in short, he's a fuckwit, and once he puts his mind to something, he doesn't stop.
He kept breaking in and flashing me, then trying to beat me to death and shove me in the disposal. It's only thanks to my fellow roboticists that we got him out again. He deserves the 10-day ban he got, cause he's such a griefer it's not even funny. He goes round randomly beating people, and one time, in another round, he found me in maintenance tunnel, pleading for help. Instead of helping me, he beats me to death and leaves me there.[/QUOTE]
Dude don't spout bullshit like that. I fucking slipped or got stunned by something which dropped my laser gun which was fully load because I had not used it as I was going to shoot the alien. You then rush towards it pick it up and run, so then what the fuck did you expect me to do? I chased you in there flashed you and your robotist buddy tried to flash me but luckily I had some sunglasses on I got scared for my life and tried to drag you in the disposal so that I could collect you later by myself. once I ran out failing getting it I got pissed because the security at the time were absolute retards and decided to do fuck all about my problem. And eventually I left you alone.
And for the last part you said is absolute bullshit I don't randomly beat on people because its retarded if i did do something to you you probably deserved it.
i have a question, what job was i that round? and what was your name and job because honestly i dont remember any of that
[editline]12:58PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Parakon;21341908]Awesome round, me and another roboticist were making robo burgers when the traitor (chef) showed up and whipped out a taser, he got my homie but I flashed him and we stuffed him in the grinder after finding a revolver on him, the crew enjoyed some tasty traitor burgers.[/QUOTE]
if im not mistaken you or your cohort went around killing people with said revolver that round
[QUOTE=Parakon;21317702]someone commited suicide because they became jelani[/QUOTE]
D: I hate them. Give me their player name so I could track them down for disgracing my name!
Haha, I ran over load of people with a mule bot because they crowded the dead people in the hall way and two came at the same time.
Thomas, truth be told, you're usually alright. Every time I've seen you, you've been actually doing your work. Or killing some douchebag.
Fucking stupid priests. :c
Healed me with their power of christ and now I died from braindeath by gettin droven over by a frickin MULEBOT #14.
I swear revenge.
they are right to say i am a dick, as i am really
Lol admin gave me shitloads of mulebots...
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