Space Station 13 V3 - Games

100 words is like... 15 minutes of work, or so. [editline]03:57PM[/editline] So 1000 would be about two to three hours, I guess

[QUOTE=doommarine23;21463951]This game is full of drama. Such a shame[/QUOTE] the pubbie tears is why it owns so much

[QUOTE=Fippe;21464144]100 words is like... 15 minutes of work, or so. [editline]03:57PM[/editline] So 1000 would be about two to three hours, I guess[/QUOTE] It shouldn't take you three hours to write a 1000 word essay. You should be able to finish in at least an hour.

[QUOTE=igamiwarr;21464422]It shouldn't take you three hours to write a 1000 word essay. You should be able to finish in at least an hour.[/QUOTE] My 1200 word essay for English took me about 5-6 hours, but that was down to me having to look through my books and stuff. Writing something that you feel about wouldn't take long, an hour, maybe an hour and a half. But it's a waste of an hour and a half, cause I know it won't make a difference.

Well this should probably take much less time due to the subject at hand.

Pretty cool round. I was apparently target of the traitor, whom was AI. Okay, at the round start AI started yelling that I have energy sword and all. Detective and some others came by, searched me and all, got away thinking that AI is suspicious. Next, AI sends a cyborg after me, who fails because the detective and some others had suspicions against AI and helped me out. Next thing, I'm naked and without ID, I go to EVA for suit and stuff, and then some HoS thinks that I must be traitor because I'm in EVA and EVA has 2 suits left. I escape again, modify my name and looks to monkey one. Detective and others kill AI. Escape shuttle called. We win. Classic SS13 round, heh.

Are there any exciting things you can do as barman? How can you collect urine? If I take a beaker and click the urine, I just hit it :S [editline]04:06PM[/editline] It's awesome when you're AI and traitor. Can the captain be a traitor?

I don't know as I've never tried but I would guess set aim for your crotch area and then click the beaker.

[QUOTE=mu ha ha;21464766]Are there any exciting things you can do as barman? How can you collect urine? If I take a beaker and click the urine, I just hit it :S [editline]04:06PM[/editline] It's awesome when you're AI and traitor. Can the captain be a traitor?[/QUOTE] The Captain can be a traitor. And as for exciting things to do with a barman, call people over to have a party. It's fucking fun when there are like 6 people in the bar just drinking themselves to oblivion. Really funny conversations and crazy actions are taken. Of course, there is always the danger of being poisoned. After all, Chemists love bribing the Barman to put their newest drug mix into the space beer for unknowing denizens of the station. I've seen a guy happily chugging away at 3-4 bottles of space beer, to be seizuring on the floor the next minute with his skin melting away and shit. It's quite the mindfucker. Though don't expect everyone to stop drinking. You'd have people shouting over the mic whilst still drinking space beer that someone has died. As I said, it's funny.

[QUOTE=mu ha ha;21464766]Are there any exciting things you can do as barman? How can you collect urine? If I take a beaker and click the urine, I just hit it :S [editline]04:06PM[/editline] It's awesome when you're AI and traitor. Can the captain be a traitor?[/QUOTE] Being an AI traitor is hard. Especially if your cyborg picks security module instead of engineering.

[QUOTE=KingQ8;21464656]My 1200 word essay for English took me about 5-6 hours, but that was down to me having to look through my books and stuff. Writing something that you feel about wouldn't take long, an hour, maybe an hour and a half. But it's a waste of an hour and a half, cause I know it won't make a difference.[/QUOTE] Don't do it. It'll just give the admins the greatest sense of victory, odds are they won't even unban you if you do it.

Okay, shut down the servers. We just got the best rant ever out of some retard. [url]http://ss13.donglabs.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1046[/url]

[quote]but don't you fucking dare question the behavior of any of our dozen admins, who posses a combined IQ that coincides with the number of living T-Rexes.[/quote] :iia:

[QUOTE=Rathen;21466101]Okay, shut down the servers. We just got the best rant ever out of some retard. [URL]http://ss13.donglabs.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1046[/URL][/QUOTE] This was actually an interesting read, got a chuckle out of me a couple of times

He's actually really fucking witty and a lot of the stuff he said is hilarious. Shame he used it all up on one massive sperg.

i wish i could be clown but it seems to be the most sought-after job

[QUOTE=Rathen;21466101]Okay, shut down the servers. We just got the best rant ever out of some retard. [url]http://ss13.donglabs.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1046[/url][/QUOTE] Oh god this is like the ultimate pubbie tears post, RATHEN DON'T JUST STAND THERE GOLDMINE THAT SHIT.

[QUOTE=KingQ8;21463743]It's funny, cause he's asking me to write this essay I was told to write (1000 words, mind you) about why I shouldn't be banned. And you know why it's funny? Cause I'm too far gone. No matter what I do, they'd still ban me for multikeying, so... Leet is just trying to make me think that if I wrote this essay, I'd be unbanned. Even if that was the case, I wouldn't waste my time writing an essay for a game.[/QUOTE] If you write the essay you'll be unbanned, that's the agreement that was made. However if you multikey again your ass will be banned quicker than you can say "hello i am loopoo i am a shit ape"

[QUOTE=doommarine23;21463951]This game is full of drama. Such a shame[/QUOTE] says the guy who got in super drama with rapperkid/mald, then sucked his cock and went into business with them, which never resulted in anything

3:00 PM - tinyturtle: I, Dr. Tiny Turtle (PhD in Unbans & The Study of the Applications of Retards to Airlocks), hereby guarantee the unbanning of one (1) Loopoo on the condition that he (Loopoo) submits the aforementioned and requested essay to the teacher. tt will unban you if your essay is written, get to it champ

[QUOTE=133753P34K;21468761]3:00 PM - tinyturtle: I, Dr. Tiny Turtle (PhD in Unbans & The Study of the Applications of Retards to Airlocks), hereby guarantee the unbanning of one (1) Loopoo on the condition that he (Loopoo) submits the aforementioned and requested essay to the teacher. tt will unban you if your essay is written, get to it champ[/QUOTE] Mixed feelings at the moment. That link Rathen posted truly inspired me. I might just write an essay like that.

[QUOTE=KingQ8;21469683]Mixed feelings at the moment. That link Rathen posted truly inspired me. I might just write an essay like that.[/QUOTE] it should be an essay about the ethics of multikeying and ban avoiding if anything

Ha, putting unstable mutagen into all the anti toxin beakers in medbay is fun. [editline]04:27PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Rathen;21466101]Okay, shut down the servers. We just got the best rant ever out of some retard. [url]http://ss13.donglabs.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1046[/url][/QUOTE] Did he just insult dwarf fortress? :black101:

Heh putting unstable mutigen with 10 units in syringes and loading syringe guns with them as traitor is fun.

To put things into perspective; that guy wrote 2½ times what Loopoo was told to write, in a post without any reward or consequence.

[QUOTE=Vinny;21472921]To put things into perspective; that guy wrote 2½ times what Loopoo was told to write, in a post without any reward or consequence.[/QUOTE] In other words, my essay'll do fuck-all for me, right?

So, i got to thinking about space station 13 on my walk today, and thought i'd share some of my ideas. now, when people die, the first thing they usually do is grumble and complain in deadchat, or ooc (if the admin isnt about). afterwards, they sit for hours on end doing nothing(usually they hop onto the web and surf videos for 4 and a half hours), and as such, become braindead when they're revived. So i thought; why not get ghosts more involved in the station? why not give the ghosts something to do? not anything deadly mind you, but ghosts should, in my opinion, be able to scare people with the ability to 'haunt' certain sections of rooms or shake items oddly(they wouldn't go anywhere, just shake in a frightening manner.). Haunting a section of the wall would cause it to bleed(pixel changes to a red goo over it), haunting lights could cause them to flicker on and off, and haunting floors would cause fake gaps in the floor, leading to space. these illusions would be fake of course, but they could easily help with rp by having people run from the ghosts. that's where the SS13 AGS(anti-ghost squad) comes in. armed with anti-ghost weapons and sensors, they could see, grab, and eventually kill the ghosts, rendering them into 'whisps', small orbs that cannot talk to the living or interact, but still rove around and speak in deadchat. i haven't quite ironed out a huge set of stuff for the AGS, but reviving and talking to ghosts was my favorite thing to do in the old ss13, so i thought this could add a new layer of fun. thoughts?

[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;21473224]*Snip of a great idea*[/QUOTE] That is fucking awesome. I hate when you die from some faggot [sp] like a clown *Cough* RP Masters *Cough* [/sp] and have to sit there and do nothing for however long the round is. It tends to be boring and haunting shit would be fun.

wrong thread :derp:

[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;21473224]fucking amazing idea thoughts?[/QUOTE] Would be legendary to have this implemented. AGS would kick ass. It'd be so fun, you'd be able to kill shit, whilst not killing shit at all really. That would sate most peoples appetites to kill. I think it's a good idea.