...okay? Jim Jones just turned me into a monkey and started beating me unconscious.
[QUOTE=WickedIcon;21560535]...okay? Jim Jones just turned me into a monkey and started beating me unconscious.[/QUOTE]You started beating me, and R.P. Masters started cloning you, even though I asked him not to. Sorry about that. If it helps, look what just happened to me
[img]http://i39.tinypic.com/2yju92c.jpg[/img]
(Well, [I]I[/I] thought it was funny)
Yeah, that's pretty hilarious.
I was going to put you in the modifier and see if I could hulk you.
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Oh god, some asshole threw me in a disposal and now I can't get out of the chute.
This Made me laugh fairly hard last night.
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[QUOTE=igamiwarr;21554866]But Rathen said that he unbanned me, yet I haven't been unbanned from anything.[/QUOTE]
The jobban system is a little flaky at the moment and you have to be online for your bans to be lifted. Send an adminhelp asking for them to be lifted and if you're challenged about it just drop a link to the appeal thread.
Well thanks.
Wizard mode is bestest mode.
The round begins and I am the quartermaster. The whole station houses about seven other dudes. Anyway the wizard must have fucked with beepsky because he was doing his best to cuff anyone who so much as walked by.
I order a wizard costume and some I-gloves.
After I receive my order I head out into the station dressed in my wizarding duds. Most of the crew is dead and I spot the wizard out the front of security finishing off a guard. He legs it presumably because his Shocking Gib is on cooldown.
Over OOC comes this:
Dumbfuck: TWO WIZARDS?
Retardo: Lawl is that possible?
Yours Truely: Yes.
Anyway I wander about the station collecting a few energy guns and stun bats, I figure I could fight the wizard when he tries to kill me because nobody is that fucking stupid.
Anyway he calls the shuttle and teleports to the escape wing, I claim I killed the HoS like my 'objectives' state and go to join him.
I get there and he is standing there staff and all, He types 'Hello' While I pull out my gun target the head and unload my energy gun into his skull till it looks like a fucking Christmas decoration.
"YOU FUCK!"
"GREIFER!"
"FUCKING FAGGOT"
After he chokes and dies I say. 'I'm the quartermaster dumbass'
The next round he carefully explained that I am infact a fucking cunt and should GTFO and that I cheated and lied and should be banned.
[QUOTE=Ass Man;21567559]Wizard mode is bestest mode.
The round begins and I am the quartermaster. The whole station houses about seven other dudes. Anyway the wizard must have fucked with beepsky because he was doing his best to cuff anyone who so much as walked by.
I order a wizard costume and some I-gloves.
After I receive my order I head out into the station dressed in my wizarding duds. Most of the crew is dead and I spot the wizard out the front of security finishing off a guard. He legs it presumably because his Shocking Gib is on cooldown.
Over OOC comes this:
Dumbfuck: TWO WIZARDS?
Retardo: Lawl is that possible?
Yours Truely: Yes.
Anyway I wander about the station collecting a few energy guns and stun bats, I figure I could fight the wizard when he tries to kill me because nobody is that fucking stupid.
Anyway he calls the shuttle and teleports to the escape wing, I claim I killed the HoS like my 'objectives' state and go to join him.
I get there and he is standing there staff and all, He types 'Hello' While I pull out my gun target the head and unload my energy gun into his skull till it looks like a fucking Christmas decoration.
"YOU FUCK!"
"GREIFER!"
"FUCKING FAGGOT"
After he chokes and dies I say. 'I'm the quartermaster dumbass'
The next round he carefully explained that I am infact a fucking cunt and should GTFO and that I cheated and lied and should be banned.[/QUOTE]
Damn i wish i was there, that must have been funny.
^^ fucking marvellous. You, sir, are remarkable. Can't believe they fell for it hahaha
Wow. I just spawned as the HoP. I went to the machine and inserted my card, and another fellow's card because he wanted a job change. The HoS attacked me and cuffed me because of some made up, bullshit reason. After we finally killed him, the Captain, I think, teleported himself into space, so there was no one left to make me a new ID (The HoS stole it and the Captain had it with him when he spaced himself). The AI let me take the Captain's spare ID to make myself a new card when I was attacked and killed by a random guy who somehow got in with me. Quickest life ever
Scratch that, he didn't kill me. He removed my headset and welded me into the closet into the Heads of Staff room
And now I'm saved. Wow, this game can get really interesting
Saheil, you should tell everyone on SS13 just how much you love anime and manga, you'd make solid friends fast.
I've just discovered how to, no shit, make 4,500 degree bombs.
For scale, these bombs can blow up the entire medbay (I detonated a 2,000 degree bomb as rev and it completely obliterated the reception desk and surrounding area.)
I'd keep that info to yourself if I were you. Serious griefing can be done with that knowledge.
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I was gonna remotely set off a 6k bomb once, but my internet disconnected. When I reconnected, I was dead and spaced.
Is it just me or it feels good to revive people?
Thomas Aquinas is a retarded inept head.
[QUOTE=Trounark;21576248]Is it just me or it feels good to revive people?[/QUOTE]
i enjoy reviving people as well. it's just.. nobody else does. take for example a recent round where we actually had a nice rp going on. HoS says that he's gone blind securing the station against a group of griefers and that he's going to kill himself now. naturally, as a wizard who'd just killed one of the griefers, i ran to find him in his office, someone else helping him to his demise. like a pimp, i use my mutate and burst through the wall, blind the guy shooting him, and cuff him. then, i convince him to become a cyborg. as i'm leading him through the hall, 3 people with me to help out, a mulebot with someone on it comes riding over us all, blows up a bomb, and kills us all instantly.
what an anticlimax.
Dude that sounds amazing actually
The Mulebot is amazing. It runs people over, how awesome is that? Mulebot doesn't care if you are the Captain, if you're in its way, it will RUN you OVER.
it ran me over then dragged me through the halls :saddowns:
I once stunned 2 guys with a meteor as wizard and a few seconds later a mulebot came along and ran them over, killing them. I laughed, they cried.
[QUOTE=KingQ8;21575088]Saheil, you should tell everyone on SS13 just how much you love anime and manga, you'd make solid friends fast.[/QUOTE]I hate most anime and manga. I just like the art style
Heh, I was just trying to kill Carter when everyone in the cafeteria started trying to kill me, so I had to murder the six people in there, and I got away with it too.
here's some caramel coated irony. sat-com report pops up: leave the wiki editor guy alone. touching him is insta-gib. fine. my friend sends me to get the captain so they can interrogate him; re runs through a tele, then the ai changes it, sending me to the satellite. i fix it finally, but my friend's been killed by the HoS. i decide to get revenge, so i kill the hos and stuff him down the pipes. job done, right? wrong. wiki editor pops around the corner, sees me stuff a body down the drain. he hits me once with his telekinesis and i'm dead. then, the idiot trys to being me back after i explain the mistake he made by turning me from a man to a chimp and back again. then he clones me while genetics has no east wall. i die twice, my friends are all dead, and it's all thanks to the idiot wiki guy who should be doing nothing.
In the server I was in, the walls all started catching fire, and for what ever reason, I think everyone was a revolutionist, because as soon as I loaded up as a security officer, I was getting knocked around everywhere, and eventually just beaten to death while a bunch of people surrounded me.
Can someone please provide a download to the latest files so that I can run a server for friends?
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;21579737]here's some caramel coated irony. sat-com report pops up: leave the wiki editor guy alone. touching him is insta-gib. fine. my friend sends me to get the captain so they can interrogate him; re runs through a tele, then the ai changes it, sending me to the satellite. i fix it finally, but my friend's been killed by the HoS. i decide to get revenge, so i kill the hos and stuff him down the pipes. job done, right? wrong. wiki editor pops around the corner, sees me stuff a body down the drain. he hits me once with his telekinesis and i'm dead. then, the idiot trys to being me back after i explain the mistake he made by turning me from a man to a chimp and back again. then he clones me while genetics has no east wall. i die twice, my friends are all dead, and it's all thanks to the idiot wiki guy who should be doing nothing.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah i was there, apparently the dumbass didn't know how to use the cloning machine, i was yavon or something like that, i revived you but you suicided, why?
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;21589075]Can someone please provide a download to the latest files so that I can run a server for friends?[/QUOTE]
Yeah good luck with that.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;21589075]Can someone please provide a download to the latest files so that I can run a server for friends?[/QUOTE]
You're basically asking for the source-code and everything those guys worked hard making. I think it's gonna be a no, you dumbass.
[QUOTE=KingQ8;21589378]You're basically asking for the source-code and everything those guys worked hard making. I think it's gonna be a no, you dumbass.[/QUOTE]
Also this.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;21589075]Can someone please provide a download to the latest files so that I can run a server for friends?[/QUOTE]
Try asking that on one of the Gibbed servers, none of these guys probably have it
heh
I just want the public version, goonstation can suck my cock.
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