[QUOTE=Mbbird;21598316]That's Vinny for you. Goons would be pretty cool guys if they'd just stop being such douchebags to anyone who isn't a goon...[/QUOTE]
A few goons treat you unfairly because you aren't a goon, so you call all goons douchebags because of that? By that logic, you're a douchebag too.
But I'm not a douchebag, so I'm not calling you one.
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[QUOTE=Pvt. Ryan;21601857]I've done it, I have perfected the art of bombmaking. After fooling around with ratios, I have successfully achieved a stable and high pressure/temperature burn in the small plasma tanks. These are probably about as powerful as they will get.
NOW, though, the next big breakthrough needs to be in storage capacity. I need to fill a tank with pure oxygen, and I need to fill it to EXTREME pressures. That's basically all that is holding back bomb explosion size now.
If anyone was just playing on station 4, I was the one that blew up chapel and medbay.[/QUOTE]
If you've got an SA account you should post a guide in PGS. There's a bomb guide in there already but it's kind of hard to understand.
[QUOTE=I_love_garrysmod;21602316]A few goons treat you unfairly because you aren't a goon, so you call all goons douchebags because of that? By that logic, you're a douchebag too.
But I'm not a douchebag, so I'm not calling you one.[/QUOTE]
I've yet to have a good experience with a goon, but maybe I have and didn't realize. The only goons I've had problems with were ones that flaunted their goon status everywhere.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Ryan;21601857]I've done it, I have perfected the art of bombmaking. After fooling around with ratios, I have successfully achieved a stable and high pressure/temperature burn in the small plasma tanks. These are probably about as powerful as they will get.
NOW, though, the next big breakthrough needs to be in storage capacity. I need to fill a tank with pure oxygen, and I need to fill it to EXTREME pressures. That's basically all that is holding back bomb explosion size now.
If anyone was just playing on station 4, I was the one that blew up chapel and medbay.[/QUOTE]
You bastard, you nearly killed me in the Chapel explosion and when I was repairing the medbay explosion I died from the flu, coldness, and burns.
Why can I not talk in OOC?
How to be a G-man.
Step one, Be the captain. Your ID with full access will make it easier to escape the jealous fiends and treacherous jerks on the station.
Get some essential supplies together, A large capacity power cell fully charged, two sheets of reinforced glass a few sheets or regular glass, Hacking supplies, The black lawyer suit from the courtroom locker, Black shoes, Sunglasses a hand tele and the secure briefcase.
Now commandeer the teleporter, Hack all the teleporter doors so the bolts are all down and set the destination to the AI satellite teleporter. Right click on the console and set the ID as 'Hub' Now step inside, You should end up in a round room with a APC and a unfinished teleporter
Make a full R-glass square. and place it on the beacon in the centre of the room, than screw-crow-screw it so it is secured.
Than using the circuit board on the rack, Reconstruct the teleporter console.
Replace the APC power cell with the large capacity one you took from tool storage, Turn on equipment and turn off environmental and lighting. you won't need either.
This is now your hub. Take all the beacons from the station and place them in more strategic locations, Don't worry they will change names depending on where they are. Keep one on your person so you can recall to it later if you need to step out.
Now wear the suit, Sunnies, Shoes and breifcase, You are the gman, You teleport around and generally act mysterious.
wooweeeeooooweeeooo.
[B]BIG BOLD TEXT! IF YOU'RE PARANOID ALWAYS KEEP A EVA SUIT ON BECAUSE SOMETIMES TELEPORTING WILL TELEPORT YOU INTO SPACE. AND YOU WILL DIE[/B]
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Speaking of suit wearing. I played quite a successful round of traitor.
I start out as chemist. My objective is to steal a captains jumpsuit and escape on the shuttle with it. Not a glamour objective and it certainly won't be hard but it's not as easy as it sounds when you're on a 30 person server.
For my gear I order a revolver and an emag. Couple of hot items that can surely land me in shit, But their handier than the average and on a 30 man server there's bound to be murderous dickmonkeys
As luck would have it however security and the captain are both tight ass bitches. All the scientists and medical staff and engineers are kept under hard surveillance by the AI and the detective and HoS investigate murders with extreme prejudice.
I make my move and dressed in my chemistry gear I break into the courtroom to bridge doors with my emag, And than I unlock the courtroom locker with it, but as I grab the black suit (Don't ask me why. I was curious) the HoP walks in, I leg it robustly before he can identify me as anything more than 'some science type'. I decide to wear the suit, Some sunnies and the tophat from the bar.
I decide to mingle with genetics in order to belay suspicions. I make some ryetalyn and give it to the geneticist to help him clone dead people. I mix up some sedatives for the trigger happy security forces to finally catch that one jerkoff who runs around the halls at a million miles an hour screaming grief.
I than decide to make my move, While the captain and the HoS beat the snot out of a scientist for making bombs I emag into the bridge, captains quarters and his closet, Grab the jumpsuit and leg it before the AI can finger me for it, Instead it explains that there's power fluctuations all over the bridge and someone should take a look
So security is pissed, Really pissed. Their conducting random searches and their convinced the traitor is a medical staff person because I was seen wearing a labcoat. (I am now wearing a black top hat, Suit and gloves)
I stash my hot items in the chemistry locker, and lock them up. As though I was psychic because the detective searched me when I exited toxins, Though for some reason did not comment on my attire that no chemist should have access to.
Time passes, A blob happens. I decide to help the crew dispatch the blob. I get into EVA and go with the security force to destroy it, It's a large one, so big that it destroys the arrival shuttle, They decide to call the shuttle.
So I go back to chemistry, Reacquire my items, Stow them all in my backpack and head for the shuttle, We leave without a fuss, I shoot everyone dead with the revolver after the round ends since I didn't get one opportunity to use it.
The security arrested and executed FIVE different suspected traitors. I helped them subdue one of them. they also executed another five greifers for blowing things up setting fires and murder. At the end of the round OOC chat was abuzz because everyone dealt with me yet nobody suspected me for being the traitor since I was so helpful.
The moral of the story? Be a bro. People won't suspect a bro. Even if you are literally wearing a stolen uniform.
I suck as geneticist, turned someone into a monkey and beat them to death.
almost a new thread
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