[QUOTE=ihate10ers;17168098]I should get an achievement when I do this.
[url]http://metacafe.uk.to/videos/csvideo.htm[/url][/QUOTE]
Stop posting.
I owe you one: Receive a beer from Barney
[QUOTE=ihate10ers;17168098]I should get an achievement when I do this.
[url]http://metacafe.uk.to/videos/csvideo.htm[/url][/QUOTE]
And yet people still get all pissy at me for posting something I made?
At least I don't spam like this.
[QUOTE=ihate10ers;17168098]I should get an achievement when I do this.
[url]http://metacafe.uk.to/videos/csvideo.htm[/url][/QUOTE]
You should get banned for wanting money off metacafe so bad.
I'm Cold: Light a fire on the Borealis when no NPC's are nearby, simply for the sake of "Gordon being cold..."
Walk the Plank: Make an allied NPC fall off the Borealis.
Arrg: Fight off Pirates who want to loot the Borealis.
Still Alive?!?: Find GLaDOS2 on the Borealis. :O
Should of Used a Mac: Blow up GLaDOS2.
Traitor: Kill 5 Resistance soldiers.
Does That Hurt?: Kill an Arctic Strider with only R.P.G. shots to the cannon...
What's That?: Find the hidden Curiosity Core.
Double-0 Traitor: Push Mossman overboard.
Yah, Buns and Thighs: Finish the Trek in the arctic in 10 minutes.
Someone's Stolen My Glasses Again: bring the dead scientist his glasses.
Do you know who's stealing the doughnuts?: bring the dead scientist a doughnut.
Fascinating, I never knew such creatures could exist: put a dead headcrab next to the dead scientist.
Really awesome Kung-Fu moves: Harness Gordon's awesome Kung-Fu moves...
Crypto!: Jump on top of an Overwatch soldier and whack it's brain stem out with your crowbar.
Sub-Zero-Sub-Basement: Find the underground Resistance base and get the Snowmobile.
Winter H.E.V.: Get Kleiner's W.H.E.V.
Oh for fuck sake that guy posted a fucking keylogger or trojan or some shit, that was a good trick.
[QUOTE=PieClock;17168566]Oh for fuck sake that guy posted a fucking keylogger or trojan or some shit, that was a good trick.[/QUOTE]
what?
Continuation of my last one:
Condition Zero: Gain the H.E.V Helmet when weather is too cold.
Denied: Kill a Winter Barnacle while being grabbed by it's tounge with a crowbar.
Ph.D in Weapons: Find all the Weapons in the game.
Box of Love: (secret) Do Not Throw the Companion Cube Overboard.
Box of Hatred: (Secret) Throw the Companion Cube Overboard.
Escape!: Complete Chapter 6.
Boom Baby!: Kill 20 enemies with explosives.
Good Ol' Days: Kill an enemy with S.L.A.M.
Tough Guy: Survive the Battle on the Snowy Cliffside.
Meet the (new) Striders: Kill a Snow Strider.
Power!: Turn Power back on in the secret Combine Base.
Feminine Assassin: Kill the Female Assassin.
To the Kraken Base!: Complete Chapter 7.
A Temporary Adjustment: Aquire the Portal Upgraded Gravity Gun.
Now Your Thinking!: Complete Chapter 8 (Portals Only)
More to come tommorow, also editing my first post with these in them
Gman Hunter (Enter more creative title here): Locate, shoot, and hit the g-man Every time he apperars in-game, (not counting time when he is talking to you)
[QUOTE=NixNax123;17168790]what?[/QUOTE]
That link he posted had a video on it saying flash player was missing, which sent you to a fake flash player website with the download to a virus, which I downloaded naturally because I'm just after formatting. I got a BSOD and can't login to my steam account anymore. :\
[QUOTE=redBadger;17168869]Continuation of my last one:
Box of Love: (secret) Do Not Throw the Companion Cube Overboard.
Box of Hatred: (Secret) Throw the Companion Cube Overboard.[/QUOTE]
Hows about there's a few of them sitting there, an explosion goes off and you can only save ONE from going overboard with the Gravity gun?
[editline]09:50PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=PieClock;17168978]That link he posted had a video on it saying flash player was missing, which sent you to a fake flash player website with the download to a virus, which I downloaded naturally because I'm just after formatting. I got a BSOD and can't login to my steam account anymore. :\[/QUOTE]
Only if you went to the new Flash thing?
Good.
[QUOTE=xpod1;17168995]Hows about there's a few of them sitting there, an explosion goes off and you can only save ONE from going overboard with the Gravity gun?
[editline]09:50PM[/editline]
Only if you went to the new Flash thing?
Good.[/QUOTE]
Only if you downloaded the fake "Flash player" like I did..
We've got hostiles!: Meet Adrian Shepard
Bad DoG: defeat DoG
First of all, I would rather get achivements in Half-Life 2. Bah, it takes forever.
Thinking Different: Nail a combine to a wall upside-down.
Do The Impossible: Talk.
Moving Out: Throw a TV out a window.
GET YOUR FREE TVs.
It would be awesome if Valve installed achievements for Episode 1, and the original.
Lamarr, There You Are!: Rescue Lamarr from the debris.
ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE THIS PLACE:
Evict the zombies.
Wishes: Be the helicopter pilot before Alyx so you can move it.
[editline]08:41AM[/editline]
Mhhaahahah, still killing threads MHAHAHAHA
Rapex: Have sex with Alyx,
Hey, he survived 3 games already, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
More:
Only the Best Cannot Stay: Lose the Gravity Gun.
Reunited: Reunite with Barney.
Oh Geez, not Again!: Find the Snow-Mobile.
Master Vent-Crawler: Beat Barney in a Vent Crawling race to get into the Locked Room.
Arctic Traveler: Complete Chapter 9.
Overwatch!: Save Alyx from the Combine Overwatch.
Oh-La-La: Get a Kiss from Alyx.
Crowater: Get 100 crowbar kills.
Vort Record: Find the Hidden Vortigaunt Recording.
Mission UnImpossible: Complete Chapter 10.
Down with the Queen!: Kill the Antlion Queen.
Follow in his Words: (Secret) Destroy the Borealis.
Freeman Will Prevail!: Defeat the Adult Advisor.
Just the Beggining: Beat the Game.
Thats it for me.
??????
???
(what it says before you get it)
Lie
Find the cake
(when you get it)
More from me.
Natural Talent: Get a headshot with every weapon in the game (excludes the crowbar, gravity gun, and portal gun).
Sniper Hunter: Trick a Hunter into shooting one of the Snipers with its flechettes.
Scavenger: Find additional Type 99 cannon ammunition in the snowfield cache.
Theoretical Physics: Break a Headcrab's neck with your crowbar.
You're Winner: Win [I]the game.[/I]
[QUOTE=SappinMyNick;17179768]You're Winner: Win [I]the game.[/I][/QUOTE]
herp derp DERP DERPITY DURRRGGGGHHFFFFF
[editline]07:12PM[/editline]
[quote=pieclock;17169071]only if you downloaded the fake "flash player" like i did..[/quote]
DUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP
None, i dont play games to achieve something that doesent really matter.
[QUOTE=tanthreecle;17180007]herp derp DERP DERPITY DURRRGGGGHHFFFFF
[editline]07:12PM[/editline]
DUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP[/QUOTE]
No offense but you're retarded.
[QUOTE=PieClock;17180647]No offense but you're retarded.[/QUOTE]
none taken
[QUOTE=redBadger;17166200]Never Call me FAT!: Delay EP3 by calling Gabe Fat
some more Seriousness:
Return of the One Free Man: Beat the first Chapter.
Hazardous Enviornment Searcher: Find the hidden Cache out in the Arctic.
Seeing is not Always Believing: (Secret) Find the Hidden G-Man Recording
A Duel for Kings: Defeat an Advisor.
Cold Case: Beat the Second Chapter.
Strong Back: Find Half the Weapons in the Game.
Snow-Guard: Defeat the Snow Antlion Guard.
Hunting the Hunters: Kill 10 Scouting Hunters.
Ph.D: Get 50 Gravity Gun Kills.
Elitiest: Kill the Combine Superior Elite.
Death Cave: Complete Chapter 3.
Crowbar vs. Advisor: Defeat an Advisor with only your crowbar.
Bring Em' On!: Survive the Combine Assault.
The Borealis: Complete Chapter 4.
About that Beer I owed Ya!: (Secret) Recieve beer from Barney.
Army of Three: Survive the Second Combine Assault.
Anti-Brain Freeze: Kill all the Snowcrabs.
The Dream Team: Survive the Third Combine Assault
Arena on Deck: Complete Chapter 5.
Condition Zero: Gain the H.E.V Helmet when weather is too cold.
Denied: Kill a Winter Barnacle while being grabbed by it's tounge with a crowbar.
Ph.D in Weapons: Find all the Weapons in the game.
Box of Love: (secret) Do Not Throw the Companion Cube Overboard.
Box of Hatred: (Secret) Throw the Companion Cube Overboard.
Escape!: Complete Chapter 6.
Boom Baby!: Kill 20 enemies with explosives.
Good Ol' Days: Kill an enemy with S.L.A.M.
Tough Guy: Survive the Battle on the Snowy Cliffside.
Meet the (new) Striders: Kill a Snow Strider.
Power!: Turn Power back on in the secret Combine Base.
Feminine Assassin: Kill the Female Assassin.
To the Kraken Base!: Complete Chapter 7.
A Temporary Adjustment: Aquire the Portal Upgraded Gravity Gun.
Now Your Thinking!: Complete Chapter 8 (Portals Only)
Only the Best Cannot Stay: Lose the Gravity Gun.
Reunited: Reunite with Barney.
Oh Geez, not Again!: Find the Snow-Mobile.
Master Vent-Crawler: Beat Barney in a Vent Crawling race to get into the Locked Room.
Arctic Traveler: Complete Chapter 9.
Overwatch!: Save Alyx from the Combine Overwatch.
Oh-La-La: Get a Kiss from Alyx.
Crowater: Get 100 crowbar kills.
Vort Record: Find the Hidden Vortigaunt Recording.
Mission UnImpossible: Complete Chapter 10.
Down with the Queen!: Kill the Antlion Queen.
Follow in his Words: (Secret) Destroy the Borealis.
Freeman Will Prevail!: Defeat the Adult Advisor.
Just the Beggining: Beat the Game.
Thats it for me.
All I have for now[/QUOTE]
Do you work for VALVe?
Some of those are awesome.
But you need something with a gnome.
Too busy Erming and Aahing
Fail to make a decision regarding the Borealis and be shot to pieces by Combine.
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