• If the portal gun can make portals....
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[QUOTE=Higginz511;17384745]If the gravity gun can make gravity. can the Crowbar make crows?[/QUOTE] [img]http://i84.servimg.com/u/f84/14/34/72/57/crowba10.png[/img]
[QUOTE=gReplay;17380597]Portals =/= Time travel[/QUOTE] I don't know about that, you do save alot of time when using portals.
[QUOTE=Turbis2;17384706]Terminal velocity. Look it up.[/QUOTE] More specifically, the speed of light. [editline]10:34AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Simski;17385435]I don't know about that, you do save alot of time when using portals.[/QUOTE] But you don't alter your position in time :science:
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;17380614]If you go fast nuff, you can break through the dimentions of time.[/QUOTE] I hate to agree with Mr. Boxman here, but he's right. According to Einsteins theory of relativity if you go at the speed of light you experience all instances of time at once. :eng101: But still... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feB7Oc8rw1o&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=The Pink Scotti;17385410][img]http://i84.servimg.com/u/f84/14/34/72/57/crowba10.png[/img][/QUOTE] but then if the crowbar can make crows.... Can the RPG make rockets? into outterr spacccceeee!
But you would burn to death at such speed.
Great. Thread, eh? Plus Plus would. Read again!
[QUOTE=The Pink Scotti;17385410][img]http://i84.servimg.com/u/f84/14/34/72/57/crowba10.png[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://imagecache5.art.com/p/LRG/11/1149/NENM000Z/will-bullas-crowbar.jpg[/img]
What about the slow teleport in hl2? Technically it was like travelling forward in time.
What if someone went back in time, had sex with his own mother and then she gave birth to himself TIME PARADOX
[QUOTE=SenorJose;17388770]What about the slow teleport in hl2? Technically it was like travelling forward in time.[/QUOTE] Aperture never used Dark matter.
Uh I had to answer the question If you don't think that, play Portal and... answer... No
If the portal gun can make portals can a shot gun make shots? [sp]Yeah, I guess it could.[/sp]
what if you could change the size of the orange portal to an extent? you could become larger or smaller where needed
[QUOTE=bigbadbarron;17401321]what if you could change the size of the orange portal to an extent? you could become larger or smaller where needed[/QUOTE] Size of the portal would increase the portal's volume, not the user. In short it would basically create a funnel.
If the portal gun can make portals can the bfg make big fucking?
[QUOTE=iLife_Aftermath;17389047]What if someone went back in time, had sex with his own mother and then she gave birth to himself TIME PARADOX[/QUOTE] Many things have addressed this paradox I like to use the red dwarf examples on this subject. I won't explain them here it would take too long :eng101:
I always thought time was circular. Meaning if you do fuck your mother, then you truly are your own father. Like in that episode of Futurama.
[QUOTE=Nerdeboy;17401412]If the portal gun can make portals can the bfg make big fucking?[/QUOTE] If women are attracted to really big guns, then in theroy, it could. [sp]Oh God, I think this guy just created a new meme...[/sp]
[QUOTE=admiral_Cola;17391647]Aperture never used Dark matter.[/QUOTE] Yes they did.
I've studied this stuff very extensively. Let me try to explain. Here's the universe: [img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6823/universe1.png[/img] When we place two portals, they fold space together in the 4th dimension. [img]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5511/universe2.png[/img] This creates a 'gateway' that we can step through. [img]http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5972/universe3.png[/img] [editline]03:56AM[/editline] Imagine this guy called Squareman. He is 2-D. [IMG]http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7566/squareman.png[/IMG] He lives in a 2-D little house. [IMG]http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/9214/squaremanhouse.png[/IMG] No 2-D people can get in except through the door, so he's safe from thieves, but if a 3-D person wanted to get in, they could just reach in through the top, a side that Squareman can't see. If we were to stick a cylendar through Squareman's home plane, we would see this. [IMG]http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8599/sq2d.png[/IMG] Squareman, however, would only infer this. [IMG]http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9881/sqperspective.png[/IMG] If we folded Squareman's plane of existence, he wouldn't be able to tell. If we punched a hole through to the other side and he went through it, he wouldn't be able to tell, because he cannot perceive traveling in any other directions than the 4 he's used to.
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;17403988]I've studied this stuff very extensively. Let me try to explain. Here's the universe: [img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6823/universe1.png[/img] When we place two portals, they fold space together in the 4th dimension. [img]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5511/universe2.png[/img] This creates a 'gateway' that we can step through. [img]http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5972/universe3.png[/img] [editline]03:56AM[/editline] Imagine this guy called Squareman. He is 2-D. [IMG]http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7566/squareman.png[/IMG] He lives in a 2-D little house. [IMG]http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/9214/squaremanhouse.png[/IMG] No 2-D people can get in except through the door, so he's safe from thieves, but if a 3-D person wanted to get in, they could just reach in through the top, a side that Squareman can't see. If we were to stick a cylendar through Squareman's home plane, we would see this. [IMG]http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/8599/sq2d.png[/IMG] Squareman, however, would only infer this. [IMG]http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9881/sqperspective.png[/IMG] If we folded Squareman's plane of existence, he wouldn't be able to tell. If we punched a hole through to the other side and he went through it, he wouldn't be able to tell, because he cannot perceive traveling in any other directions than the 4 he's used to.[/QUOTE] Nice But [img]http://i84.servimg.com/u/f84/14/34/72/57/apertu10.png[/img] Haha i can't stop with Macromedia.
Portals fold the universe, not time.
[QUOTE=DementNeo;17380679]If the portal gun can make portals..... then can the gravity gun make gravity????[/QUOTE] This is exactly what I expected to see when I opened the thread.
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