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[QUOTE=smurfy;17743966]Fucking hell I thought it said "chair" I thought GABE ATE CHAIRS[/QUOTE] You really are that dumb, aren't you? Or are you just 12?

[img]http://www.caltrops.com/images/hl2-2-borg.jpg[/img] This is a nice joke.

[QUOTE=Stickmna;17744162]You really are that dumb, aren't you? Or are you just 12?[/QUOTE] Both

A physics professor and his assistant were working on a liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden the assistant asks "Wait, professor, what if the salycilic acids don't accept the hydroxyl ions?" and the professor responds "That's no hydroxyl ions, that's my wife!"

[QUOTE=smurfy;17744665]Both[/QUOTE] Liar. You are 14. Unless you are saying you have the intelligence of a 12 year old.

I hate trains, I hate planes, I hate zombies, I hate dumb Facepunch threads.

[quote=powerchu;17739570] man 1: I need something to open this can man 2: How about a crowbar? Man 1: I am not a geeky scientist with a hot-ass babe, >.>[/quote] ohoh, ahah, oh, that slaps me on the knee.

[QUOTE=Stickmna;17744921]Liar. You are 14. Unless you are saying you have the intelligence of a 12 year old.[/QUOTE] You really are that dumb, aren't you? Or are you just 12?

Why did Gordon cross the street? [sp]TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!! HAHAHAHA[/sp]

You guys need a box to hold all these jokes

Funny how mine's the oldest, yet the funniest in this pile of shit. GIVE ME BOXES.

The broken valve is releasing steam. wait what..I dont get it either. Im horrible at jokes. (read: RATE ME BOXES)

[QUOTE=Domamin;17746404]The broken valve is releasing steam. wait what..I dont get it either. Im horrible at jokes. (read: RATE ME BOXES)[/QUOTE] Hey, you're better than the OP at least...

Ok, so a Headcrab walks into a whorehouse, and a whore walks up to it and says "Wanna feel my boobs?" It replies "No thanks, just give me head."

[QUOTE=TGWTF9001;17746773]Ok, so a Headcrab walks into a whorehouse, and a whore walks up to it and says "Wanna feel my boobs?" It replies "No thanks, just give me head."[/QUOTE] hohoho, that slaps me on the knee

Fake Factory.

What does GLaDos say while having sex? [sp]Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing goes out.[/sp]

[QUOTE=OutOfExile;17747441]Fake Factory.[/QUOTE] PFFF HAHAHAHAHAH Oh my god, that is hilarious.

[QUOTE=Dlaor;17747587]What does GLaDos say while having sex? [sp]Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing goes out.[/sp][/QUOTE] Nice one.

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[QUOTE=smurfy;17738906]Post your hilarious Valve jokes! What did the jewel thief say as he broke into the museum? [sp]Grrrrabbin' pearls.[/sp][/QUOTE] you need a life kid.

[QUOTE=TGWTF9001;17746773]Ok, so a Headcrab walks into a whorehouse, and a whore walks up to it and says "Wanna feel my boobs?" It replies "No thanks, just give me head."[/QUOTE] Haha! No really, that is a good one! :)

What do you call a scout with no legs? [sp]a Scoot[/sp]

The Pyro Is A Robot!

[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;17741729][img]http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i152/OnePlusTuque/GabeNewellEclair.jpg[/img] Old Joke is Old. :v:[/QUOTE] I have Dx10 Mr. Gabe :v:

[QUOTE=DDex;17762257]What do you call a scout with no legs? [sp]a Scoot[/sp][/QUOTE] at first I was like man that's not funny. [sp]then I imagined the scout scooting across the ground.[/sp]