Why Duke Nukem is better than Gordon Freeman

[Psyke89]

[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;21325267]Duke has a pathetic existence.
[url]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/674a00pukefuckem.png[/url][/QUOTE]

Invisible cigar?

[N0 WAR]

[QUOTE=cheesylard;21320221]He hasn't been a member for 2 years yet.[/QUOTE]

I have more posts, explain that.

[zydos]

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;21303188]NEGATIVE INFINITY?

Are you trying to cause yet ANOTHER resonance cascade?[/QUOTE]

No no no, not at all. I take it they went through quite some trouble to collect these numbers.[img]http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/9504/evilt.png[/img]

[Ninja_Blue]

What's wrong with negative infinity?

[zydos]

Imagine a pie that never ends.

Now imagine that pie that never begins. And keeps not-beginning infinitely. Make sense? Didn't think so

And the formula actually means "A decimal so close to 0 that it is unmeasurable", such as .0000000001 plus an infinite amount of zeroes. Ya, just wrote that in Physics last week. Finally get to use it.

[TizzYcho]

[QUOTE=E-102 Gamma;21316283]To those who rated the OP "Dumb", I would like to point something out.

[B]Not once did the OP say that he actually agreed with the reasons.[/B]

You read the thread title and immediately think to yourselves "NO @$&* WAY!" and rate the OP dumb without reading the OP or any other comments. And the icon thingy by the thread title is "Humor" for a reason.[/QUOTE]

Thank you.

To clear things up, the "funny" thing is that the list is ridiculous. I never agreed with anything, BUT, who DOESN'T love every single Duke quote?

[yellowoboe]

[QUOTE=cheesylard;21319766]One more post till gold member. Fuck yeah.[/QUOTE]
Um.
What?

[Minilandstan]

Gordon earns his women
Duke Nukem pays his women

And gordan can beat a bitch to death with a fucking crowbar!
[b]A CROWBAR[/b]

[TizzYcho]

[QUOTE=minilandstan;21333973]Gordon earns his women
Duke Nukem pays his women

And gordan can beat a bitch to death with a fucking crowbar!
[b]A CROWBAR[/b][/QUOTE]

Duke Nukem kicks aliens to death with his fucking foot.
[b]HIS FOOT[/b]

[Pseudonym]

Show him what Duke originally looked like:
[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/2e22ex1.png[/IMG]

[TizzYcho]

[QUOTE=Aredbomb;21334735]Show him what Duke originally looked like:
[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/2e22ex1.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Real men wear pink. :c00l:

[xpod1]

I'm going to pretend the script is working right now and that the real title of this is "Why Duke Nukem is better than Lady Gaga"

[BmB]

At least HL2 came out.

[zydos]

Duke talks shit and kills things.
Gordon doesn't even talk and kills things with better weapons/devices/awesome-levels. In other dimensions.

Logic.

[MisterVantes]

Well there is a comparison.
There no Ep3 and theres no Duke Nukem Forever.
:hurr:

[MegaChalupa]

[QUOTE=Vantes14;21339527]Well there is a comparison.
There no Ep3 and theres no Duke Nukem Forever.
:hurr:[/QUOTE]

At least the company that is making EP3 is still in business.

[PVT drone536]

[QUOTE=TizzYcho;21334348]Duke Nukem kicks aliens to death with his fucking foot.
[b]HIS FOOT[/b][/QUOTE]

And fucking awesome comments

[I-Am]

Things Duke Nukem Forever are longer than.
The first and second world wars
All of the Harry Potter books
A shit lot of other things but I'm not gonna type for an hour name'n 'em all

[Cheese123]

I love how half of the reasons arent real.

[Scarfulhu]

[QUOTE=Aredbomb;21334735]Show him what Duke originally looked like:
[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/2e22ex1.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
It's pink!
:sissies:

[TizzYcho]

[QUOTE=Cheese123;21346246]I love how half of the reasons arent real.[/QUOTE]

Like which ones?

[TectonInd]

[QUOTE=TizzYcho;21356019]Like which ones?[/QUOTE]

They said Freeman Masturbates with headcrabs.

[Pseudonym]

[QUOTE=Necrotic Fever;21349385]It's pink!
:sissies:[/QUOTE]

To be honest I find his face more disturbing.

It's like some sort of meaty, malformed tomato.

[PVT drone536]

[QUOTE=TectonInd;21358046]They said Freeman Masturbates with headcrabs.[/QUOTE]

Wouldn't you?

[Paravin]

Duke Nukem is an overrated character from the 20th century.

[Corn]

[QUOTE=PVT drone536;21362901]Wouldn't you?[/QUOTE]

I would, but Gordon doesn't

[Alien_23]

People here at FP are Gordon fans. Gordon Rulez!!!

[IllMorphine]

:wtc:

[E-102 Gamma]

I can't believe nobody has brought this up.

Duke Nukem is a character, Gordon Freeman is an extention of the player himself (or herself, if any girls have ever played HL). It's like comparing a video game character to [I]yourself[/I].

[Billy99909]

[QUOTE=minilandstan;21333973]Gordon earns his women
Duke Nukem pays his women

And gordan can beat a bitch to death with a fucking crowbar!
[b]A CROWBAR[/b][/QUOTE]

yeah and duke PIPE BOMBS THE FUCK'A