Why Duke Nukem is better than Gordon Freeman - Games

duke nukem is a bad american hero that spouts one liners every chance it gets. in other words, blonde rambo. gordon is a fps version of link. [img]http://i42.tinypic.com/5wb69u.gif[/img] MAKE YOUR SELECTION, NOW

dukes a fucking loser who's heyday was in the mid 90's [editline]05:23AM[/editline] sorry everyone he sucks dick

[QUOTE=Moupi;21368748]gordon is a fps version of link.[/QUOTE] Except he doesn't grunt after doing everything and he doesn't look increasingly gay in every game he appears in.

[QUOTE=Moupi;21368748]gordon is a fps version of link. [img]http://i42.tinypic.com/5wb69u.gif[/img] MAKE YOUR SELECTION, NOW[/QUOTE] Action 52 is the shit. :v:

[QUOTE=JLea;21369197]dukes a fucking loser who's heyday was in the mid 90's [editline]05:23AM[/editline] sorry everyone he sucks dick[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/f47e001270591132655.png[/img]

[img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7800/fagman.png[/img] Fixed it for you

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;21303188]NEGATIVE INFINITY? Are you trying to cause yet ANOTHER resonance cascade? That area is too small and the EDP (Energy Delivered by Photons) system will energize the Xen crystal so much that we would be literally inviting the ENTIRE combine army to come here! anyways, If duke and Gordon were in the vicinity of each other every alien within the diameter of the sun would disintegrate.[/QUOTE] Negative infinity is a number :downs:

[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;21380835]Negative infinity is a number :downs:[/QUOTE] I thought infinity is just a concept since it is impossible to calculate it's actual, definite value. Or am I totally missing the point of that post.

Duke looks like Duff man from Simpsons.

Blasphemy! Gordon + Crowbar, 'NUFF SAID!

What about Quake Marine, he alone killed Shub-Niggurath, Armagon and Dragon.

[QUOTE=TizzYcho;21336853]Real men wear pink. :c00l:[/QUOTE] :byodood:

Duke nukem- Played it once, wish I hadn't. Half-Life 2 just seems to be better overall. One of the main points in Half-Life 2 is that you're [B][U][I]NOT[/I][/U][/B] a super-human faggot jumping off walls or splutting aliens with his foot. You're just some guy who's day at work went to shit. A lot. Oh but you can load use and handle a glock and an rpg, and all the guns inbetween.

[QUOTE=Magman77;21408169]Duke nukem- Played it once, wish I hadn't. Half-Life 2 just seems to be better overall. One of the main points in Half-Life 2 is that you're [B][U][I]NOT[/I][/U][/B] a super-human faggot jumping off walls or splutting aliens with his foot. You're just some guy who's day at work went to shit. A lot. Oh but you can load use and handle a glock and an rpg, and all the guns inbetween.[/QUOTE] Gordon with HEV basically is a super human.

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;21303188]If duke and Gordon were in the vicinity of each other every alien within the diameter of the sun would disintegrate.[/QUOTE] Greatest quote of the century.

[QUOTE=Talishmar;21404262]What about Quake Marine, he alone killed Shub-Niggurath, Armagon and Dragon.[/QUOTE] Gordon, has defeated 2 armies, and working on defeating the rest of his 3rd. The Xenian creatures. The US marines (a good chunk of them) And, the ever-lovable Combine. (he defeated most of the earth Troops, and will probably kick the rest of the Combine's ass.)

[QUOTE=Talishmar;21404262]What about Quake Marine, he alone killed Shub-Niggurath, Armagon and Dragon.[/QUOTE] And on that note, what about the Doom marine? He went through [highlight][i]HELL[/i][/highlight] and back... [highlight][i]TWICE[/i][/highlight]

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;21420560]And on that note, what about the Doom marine? He went through [highlight][i]HELL[/i][/highlight] and back... [highlight][i]TWICE[/i][/highlight][/QUOTE] Not to mention that he was the only man in the universe capable of holding the [B]BFG-FUCKING-9000[/B]

Duke is pretty badass, but i will allways prefer gordon. Besides most of dukes famous qoutes are taken from other movies and games.

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;21422697]Not to mention that he was the only man in the universe capable of holding the [B]BFG-FUCKING-9000[/B][/QUOTE] Big Fucking Gun Fucking 9000 ? :ninja:

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;21422697]Not to mention that he was the only man in the universe capable of holding the [B]BFG-FUCKING-9000[/B][/QUOTE] Big fucking gun fucking 9000? ninja'd by a split second.

[QUOTE=Laserbeams;21423706]Big Fucking Gun Fucking 9000 ?[/QUOTE] That's how awesome it is :c00l:

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;21420560]And on that note, what about the Doom marine? He went through [highlight][i]HELL[/i][/highlight] and back... [highlight][i]TWICE[/i][/highlight][/QUOTE] He rips and tears big guts. Also, Duke pays prostitues because he can't get laid otherwise.

[QUOTE=Shibbey;21423963]He rips and tears big guts. Also, Duke pays prostitues because he can't get laid otherwise.[/QUOTE] prove it

Let's see who is the most badass. Doom Marine: [img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs34/i/2008/292/4/7/The_Ultimate_Doom_2_wallpapers_by_himenow.jpg[/img] Duke Nukem: [img]http://static2.videogamer.com/videogamer/images/pub/large/duke_nukem.jpg[/img] Gordan Freeman: [img]http://www.wallcoo.net/game/hl2wallpapers/m01/wallpaper_half-life_2_05_1280.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=TizzYcho;21438555]Let's see who is the most badass. (HERP DERP FLERP) [/QUOTE] I smell a bias. [img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091206093621/half-life/en/images/9/9c/Gordon_Antlions_Striders_coast.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=MegaChalupa;21442348]I smell a bias. [img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091206093621/half-life/en/images/9/9c/Gordon_Antlions_Striders_coast.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Woah, i have never seen the full picture. Also, owned. [editline]12:22PM[/editline] [QUOTE=TizzYcho;21438555]Let's see who is the most badass. [B]Gordan Freeman:[/B] [/QUOTE] You dunce, you didnt even spell his name right

[QUOTE=Talishmar;21410232]Gordon with HEV basically is a super human.[/QUOTE] Yeah, but he's just using a "Hazardous Environment Suit". He's not just "teh pwnr 1337 m@n wit a gunzzz".

Gordan has more character ( Except he doesent talk)

[QUOTE=doonbugie;21449915]Gordan has more character ( Except he doesent talk)[/QUOTE] Yup. Its a shame that a character you never see or hear speak has more character and depth than 99% of todays game characters. Loves you Gordon! :buddy: I bet Gordon is built like a horse under that HEV.