• Why Duke Nukem is better than Gordon Freeman
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[QUOTE=TizzYcho;21438555]Doom Marine: [img_thumb]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs34/i/2008/292/4/7/The_Ultimate_Doom_2_wallpapers_by_himenow.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Yeah because almost dying to an army of demons while your boyfriend is coming to help you is totally badass
[QUOTE=Pako;21451104]Yeah because almost dying to an army of demons while your boyfriend is coming to help you is totally badass[/QUOTE] Bitch. These ain't no aliens. These are mother fuckin' demons straight outta the depths of hell. I'm talkin' imps, flying flaming skulls, minotaurs, robot spiders. Gtfo.
[QUOTE=Pako;21451104]Yeah because almost dying to an army of demons while your boyfriend is coming to help you is totally badass[/QUOTE] Very well then [IMG]http://doom.ugo.com/images/galleries/doom2_games/doom2_picture_24.jpg[/IMG] And try fighting this big piece of satanic shit [IMG]http://files.sunlock.dk/pictures/blog/2006/01_jan/doom3/doom3_28-cyberdemon.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Hazard Fox;21456846]Very well then [IMG]http://doom.ugo.com/images/galleries/doom2_games/doom2_picture_24.jpg[/IMG] And try fighting this big piece of satanic shit [IMG]http://files.sunlock.dk/pictures/blog/2006/01_jan/doom3/doom3_28-cyberdemon.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Gordon is still sexier, and didnt have to go back and finish off what he should have killed in the first place (he hasnt stopped fighting the combine yet, so that doesnt count.)
[QUOTE=Nitro-Trucker;21456975]Gordon is still sexier, and didnt have to go back and finish off what he should have killed in the first place (he hasnt stopped fighting the combine yet, so that doesnt count.)[/QUOTE] Well the first doom was based on Mars, the second is based on earth. The third is basically a remake of the first
[QUOTE=cheesylard;21319766]One more post till gold member. Fuck yeah.[/QUOTE] I believe you become a Gold member after 2,000 posts. And being a member for at least 2 years, of course. I'll never be a Gold member. :sigh:
How the hell did the Doom guy get sucked into this?
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;21459480]How the [B]hell[/B] did the Doom guy get sucked into this?[/QUOTE] That was a pun.
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;21459480]How the hell did the Doom guy get sucked into this?[/QUOTE] He's one of the few, most badass characters along with Duke. And *cough* Freeman.
Who won the best video game hero? Freeman! Who has a PHD in Physics and Kicking ass? Freeman! Who saved humanity, TWICE! Freeman! Who runs out of bubblegum? Duke nukem.
always bet on duke because dukes not a gay nerd faggot who doesnt talk because hes afraid of people [editline]12:22AM[/editline] also duke doesnt need a fancy hev suit
Duke has a better personality, sorry guys. Because he actually says something.
Pfff, Dook, Doom-Guy and Gordon are small time.... [img]http://www.scubb.com/images/products/PS2%20painkiller_box.jpg[/img] I beat the entire army of Satan [b]ALL BY MYSELF[/b]! Plus, my weapons are made of 200% AWESOME.
[QUOTE=Psyke89;21511357]Pfff, Dook, Doom-Guy and Gordon are small time.... [img]http://www.scubb.com/images/products/PS2%20painkiller_box.jpg[/img] I beat the entire army of Stan [b]ALL BY MYSELF[/b]! Plus, my weapons are made of 200% AWESOME.[/QUOTE] No.
[QUOTE=Psyke89;21511357] I beat the entire army of [b]Stan[/b][/QUOTE] Pakistan? Afghanistan? Turkmetistan? Stanistanistan? That whole "gay faggot" argument against Freeman is invalid. Duke rocks it with his shirt off.
[QUOTE=MegaChalupa;21518284]Pakistan? Afghanistan? Turkmetistan? Stanistanistan? That whole "gay faggot" argument against Freeman is invalid. Duke rocks it with his shirt off.[/QUOTE] Duke wears a wifebeater. Which is much worse.
Just because you guys can relate to Gordon because he looks like a nerd, DOESN'T MEAN...
[QUOTE=TizzYcho;21530079]Just because you guys can relate to Gordon because he looks like a nerd, DOESN'T MEAN...[/QUOTE] Oh my god. He has glasses means he is an automatic nerd. Even if he is a nerd he is one badass nerd. Destroying a entire combine super-army without resting.
Duke nuke will die alone and crazy. Gordon will die a happy hero.
[QUOTE=mzathemind;21533589]Duke nuke will die alone and crazy. Gordon will die a happy hero.[/QUOTE] :downs:
Duke is tasked with repopulating an entire planet of babes at the end of one of his games. While this seems like heaven, remember that penises chafe, those babes might have STDs, and the gene pool is going to be EXTREMELY stagnant, what with only one male donor of genes to the cause.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;21534053]Duke is tasked with repopulating an entire planet of babes at the end of one of his games. While this seems like heaven, remember that penises chafe, those babes might have STDs, and the gene pool is going to be EXTREMELY stagnant, what with only one male donor of genes to the cause.[/QUOTE] Babe Land, man. The D-Cup ride. <3
[QUOTE=RichyZ;21536173]Duke is more badass, Gordon is in better games.[/QUOTE] If Gordan was in the Duke universe, he would've died like THAT. *snaps*
[QUOTE=TizzYcho;21559837]If Gordan was in the Duke universe, he would've died like THAT. *snaps*[/QUOTE] Gordan would have died, of course. But what about [i]Gordon[/i]?
[QUOTE=Cheese123;21531667]Oh my god. He has glasses means he is an automatic nerd. Even if he is a nerd he is one badass nerd. Destroying a entire combine super-army without resting.[/QUOTE] What are you talking about he sleeped for 20 years!
[quote]I think the main reason: Duke talks. That said, I do respect Gordon Freeman, and lets not hit below the belt, for all we know he's gotten laid at some point.[/quote] Pretty sure gordon gets more pussy than the people posting in that thread.
[QUOTE=john_frohman;21562924]What are you talking about he sleeped for 20 years![/QUOTE] Someone was implying that cause he wears glasses hes an automatic nerd. :downs:
[QUOTE=MegaChalupa;21442348]I smell a bias.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/fef46d3ed25f1c720301ff77a301541d.jpg[/IMG] :smug: i fixed it for you.
[QUOTE=MegaChalupa;21518284]Pakistan? Afghanistan? Turkmetistan? Stanistanistan? That whole "gay faggot" argument against Freeman is invalid. Duke rocks it with his shirt off.[/QUOTE] The army of ME! :v:
i'm pretty sure Gravity gun + saw = Duke Nukem headless duke nukem has NO story half life series at least has good graphics and a story and no crappy 1 liners
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