S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread: Full of Delicous Edition

[Amez]

It's not only in Pripyat, I found it in Zaton as well :ohdear:.

[img_thumb]http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/2589/ssdavid031110202725zato.jpg[/img_thumb]

It scared the shit out of me when I went hunting for that sleeping Chimera in that area, all dark and I turn around with my flashlight and bam that fucker is staring into my soul.

[QUOTE=Thorny;21718357]If anyone's interested in learning how to mod Call of Pripyat - add me on Steam.[/QUOTE]

I'm interested, maybe a few of us should form a team to speed development for Redux up, or even make it better.

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=Thomo;21721270]The lion on the right looks like he's turned around to only be caught fappin'[/QUOTE]

it looks like he enjoys the audience, though.

if the one on the left was flipped it'd look like he was peeping at fap-lion. what a pervert.

[SupaBastad]

I'm just about to go to Jupiter (I think). Is there an AN-94 in COP? I seriously cannot remember it's been that long.

[waylander]

[QUOTE=Thorny;21712318]There's no way to do that unfortunately :(

I wouldn't know how to fix it I'm afraid.

Stalker modding wiki - It's outdated, but still works a lot of the time.

Otherwise, add me on Steam and I'll be happy to pass on my knowledge - that's how i learnt, after all :)

Actually, it depends on how you do several missions. If you kill the Ecologist selling info to the Mercs in Pripyat, they will be everywhere. If you don't, they'll fall back and usually make their base the X8 building once it's clear of Monolith/Zombies.[/QUOTE]

there are mods to make the default hud only occupy the centre of the screen for shoc,cs,and cop i dont think all hud elements are affected though (some might just get removed) maybe you could use those as an example. not tried the cop one but depending on how your hud reskin works maybe its compatible anyway

[Blaberry]

[QUOTE=spekter;21721376]I'm just about to go to Jupiter (I think). Is there an AN-94 in COP? I seriously cannot remember it's been that long.[/QUOTE]

There is.

[SupaBastad]

[QUOTE=Blaberry;21722457]There is.[/QUOTE]

The 2 shot burst makes it for me. Upgraded it's probably gonna sit me through unless I get a G36 for the escape.

[MutantBadger]

Sniping my heart away in Pripyat. Feel sorry for the people on the streets.

[Intenso]

[QUOTE=Dummkopf;21716420]Vano's voice is sexy.[/QUOTE]
Wah my dear!

[kolkhoznik]

I spent a full hour today rolling my eyes into the back of my head while talking to a friend.
At the same time in a proper voice, i was saying "вставай" and "мочи негра" and whatnot over and over.

It's fun to pretend to be a stalker zombie. :v:

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=kolkhoznik;21723290]I spent a full hour today rolling my eyes into the back of my head while talking to a friend.
At the same time in a proper voice, i was saying "вставай" and "мочи негра" and whatnot over and over.

It's fun to pretend to be a stalker zombie. :v:[/QUOTE]

according to Babelfish "мочи негра" means "the urine of the negro". :what:

[Dummkopf]

Fleshes are ugly motherfuckers.

[Amez]

[QUOTE=Dummkopf;21723453]Fleshes are ugly motherfuckers.[/QUOTE]

They're like walking lumps of tumors.

[SupaBastad]

Their leg/stump/hoof things freak me out more than the millions of eyes.

[MutantBadger]

I wonder what a Flesh with actual tumors would look like?

[Dummkopf]

Rule 34 of a Flesh :froggonk:

[why]

Oh god

[Frost 31]

[QUOTE=Dummkopf;21725043]Rule 34 of a Flesh :froggonk:[/QUOTE]

No. Just no.

[MutantBadger]

Anyone find it a hilarious coincidence that we are on page 34?

[SupaBastad]

[QUOTE=MutantBadger;21725276]Anyone find it a hilarious coincidence that we are on page 34?[/QUOTE]

Oh fuck it is inevitable now.

[why]

What happened to the stalker comics?

Also it would be interesting of the games had some sort of Co-Op even though it would degrade into pushing each other into anomalies

[kolkhoznik]

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;21723422]according to Babelfish "мочи негра" means "the urine of the negro". :what:[/QUOTE]

I have no idea why they say that.

But they do.

Also.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8lnbCXG8B0[/media]

[Teh Zip File]

[QUOTE=why;21725389]Also it would be interesting of the games had some sort of Co-Op even though it would degrade into pushing each other into anomalies[/QUOTE]

STALKER co-op would be the greatest thing ever.

I hope STALKER 2 has it.

[SupaBastad]

[QUOTE=kolkhoznik;21725492]I have no idea why they say that.

But they do.

Also.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8lnbCXG8B0[/media][/QUOTE]

Needs more c-c-c-controller

[Xenomoose]

woo-hoo! I managed to sneak up on Exosuit Guy in the Arena in SHOC and stab him. he let out one burst, didn't kill me. almost did, but didn't. right-click = win.

[ubertaco]

Here is rule 34 on fleshes for you guys :D[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/defssg.jpg[/IMG]

[SupaBastad]

[QUOTE=ubertaco;21726553]Here is rule 34 on fleshes for you guys :D[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/defssg.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

*tears of joy* thank you kind sir.

[ubertaco]

Love you too <3

[MutantBadger]

What is this, I don't even..

[ubertaco]

I know you like it ;)

[editline]10:08PM[/editline]

Did I kill this thread? :c

[Caarle..]

Yes you did.