DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

[QUOTE=inebriaticxp;36574585]I once killed an unarmed woman with a frag grenade[/QUOTE] stone cold steve austin

Hey guys, I've tried joining the FP DayZ servers but when I enter the name or IP into the server browser it doesn't show up... I really want to play with you guys, so any idea what the heck's going on?

Yeah, has any aussies successfully connected to the FP server?

[QUOTE=inebriaticxp;36574585]I once killed an unarmed woman with a frag grenade[/QUOTE] In the world of DayZ, there is no such thing as overkill In other news some complete dumbass fired off his dinner bell [I]in the middle of Cherno[/I]. You can guess the rest.

This mod looks so awesome, I'm hoping that combined operations will be in the steam sale

Oh you've gotta be [B][I]fucking[/I][/B] kidding me. I break my leg, run all the fucking way back to my corpse since I respawned, and the first fucking zombie that I see breaks my leg as soon as I get my stuff. Just...fucking [B]why.[/B]

[QUOTE=BigBoom;36574988]Oh you've gotta be [B][I]fucking[/I][/B] kidding me. I break my leg, run all the fucking way back to my corpse since I respawned, and the first fucking zombie that I see breaks my leg as soon as I get my stuff. Just...fucking [B]why.[/B][/QUOTE] Dude, that's nothing. Some zombie breaks my leg in some dank ass barn, I don't have any morphine, crawl around, I see a town in the distance. Thinking there might be some morphine there I crawl over a huge fucking field filled with zombies over to the towns store filled with fucking everything... EXCEPT FOR MORPHINE. So there I am, no morphine, broken leg, full of supplies and other goodies, crawling around town, searching for some fucking morphine, and then night comes... Long story short I end up finding a bicycle and getting the fuck out of that town with 1500 blood , broken leg, riding a bicycle in the night , not seeing anything. I ended up dying though :/

[QUOTE=moffe;36569296]when did he do that?[/QUOTE] Late but meh When he entered the military medical camp where you and me were waiting for him.

[QUOTE=RapistSanta;36575122]Dude, that's nothing. Some zombie breaks my leg in some dank ass barn, I don't have any morphine, crawl around, I see a town in the distance. Thinking there might be some morphine there I crawl over a huge fucking field filled with zombies over to the towns store filled with fucking everything... EXCEPT FOR MORPHINE. So there I am, no morphine, broken leg, full of supplies and other goodies, crawling around town, searching for some fucking morphine, and then night comes... Long story short I end up finding a bicycle and getting the fuck out of that town with 1500 blood , broken leg, riding a bicycle in the night , not seeing anything. I ended up dying though :/[/QUOTE] I crawled from Zelenogorsk to Pulkovo, then just suicided and ran back for my stuff. Twice :v:

[QUOTE=DrLuke;36574342]I personally prefer Teamspeak, simply because it has a way better interface.[/QUOTE] You can also use the teamspeak server for normal arma2 sessions as ACRE for example uses ts.

If the teamspeak staff don't get back to me about my NPL, so I can host 512 slots then I'm going to stick with Mumble.

Does anyone still have Kronzky's DayZ SP mission? I kind of want to dick around in it but since Rocket has a brick up his ass it was removed by the BI watchdogs [sp]yeaah fuck da system maang, all dis commerical corperate oppresision against the litte mang liek us yeahhh[/sp]

They should let you milk cows so you can get upgrades in your skeletal structure's durability. That is literally my most hated part of this game. I don't think if you're above %30 blood then your bones should not break from zombies.

Dear whoever shot me on the roof of the power plant: Hi! I was following you for at least 5 minutes because you were clearing out the zombies, thanks for the adventure. Even funnier was when you stopped shooting for a moment when I stood up and saluted, then blew my head off :v:

Where's my daily reminder that it's daytime now?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLTc7JflHLo&feature=youtu.be[/media] Just a little video I snapped while playing. :P

[QUOTE=Gullbrand;36575557][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFZH85-oSQM&feature=youtu.be[/media] Just a little video I snapped while playing. :P[/QUOTE] What the fuck is with the video, did you put that shitty YouTube stabilisation on it or something

Why u snipe me when I only have a hatchet? ;_;

[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;36575571]What the fuck is with the video, did you put that shitty YouTube stabilisation on it or something[/QUOTE] How do I turn it off?

[QUOTE=Gullbrand;36575557]Just a little video I snapped while playing. :P[/QUOTE] The ghillie suit turtles get me every time.

Got into this a while back and really enjoy it. I started recording myself and some friends playing. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDv1569CYcU&list=UUtd9qCoCAbghz_cJ_PR0pGg&index=1&feature=plcp[/media] There are a few others but I don't want to spam the thread with videos. They are not scripted and are really just us messing about with vehicles and bugs we find.

I was at a little house in the country and i was attacked by a zombie, So i decided to use a bandage when out of no where i was shot.. Thanks

Playing on Australian servers is impossible at the moment, I've encountered 5 hackers in the last 2 days, not even creative ones, everyone on the server just dies at once

do tents randomly disappear now? or is it because of the hacker earlier?

I wish servers still showed who disconnects and reconnects (but without all that crap about who's using what files and such), since it'd make catching alt+F4ers in the act much easier. I shot at some guy with my Enfield after him and another guy almost killed my four man party (who, like, also disconnected. Bunch of wusses.), and after a third shot that I couldn't tell hit or not, he disconnected like a wimp.

Hitting the gold mine [img]http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/1711/20120701152439.jpg[/img] [img]http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/7320/20120701152450.jpg[/img] [img]http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/8263/20120701152500.jpg[/img]

I can't join US133 any more, it won't respond after I'm in the lobby. I'm also on the same beta version.

[QUOTE=Chernarus;36575350]If the teamspeak staff don't get back to me about my NPL, so I can host 512 slots then I'm going to stick with Mumble.[/QUOTE] Their easy to obtain. No need to worry. I currently hold 2 NPL licenses. It usually takes a day. Though if you file on a weekend don't expect a response until Monday.

[QUOTE=NuclearDwarf;36575966]do tents randomly disappear now? or is it because of the hacker earlier?[/QUOTE] My tent is gone too, it was less than 24 hours old and I saved it numerous times.

I'v just joined the mumble server.