DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time?

[JKWashingMachine]

Guys, seriously, nobody knows why the server doesn't show up when I filter it's name or IP in the server browser?

[Aide]

I thought their was a direct connect button in Arma II?

[img]http://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/74.91.122.114:2302/b_560_95_1.png[/img]
Server is online it appears.

[GoldenBullet]

It's ridiculous how I still don't even know how to equip a knife :v:

[matrix_1995]

[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;36576314]Do matchboxes have unlimited uses?[/QUOTE]

Yep.

[DeEz]

[QUOTE=GoldenBullet;36576283]It's ridiculous how I still don't even know how to equip a knife :v:[/QUOTE]
you can't use them as a weapon if that's what you're thinking

[TaintedTurnip]

[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;36576314]Do matchboxes have unlimited uses?[/QUOTE]

They seem to, either that or it's a [I]reeeaaally[/I] big box of matches

[Apocalypsewaffle]

[QUOTE=Lapsus;36575510]Dear whoever shot me on the roof of the power plant: Hi! I was following you for at least 5 minutes because you were clearing out the zombies, thanks for the adventure.

Even funnier was when you stopped shooting for a moment when I stood up and saluted, then blew my head off :v:[/QUOTE]

Hello, I was the guy that shot you. You're unlucky I found an MP5 in the very same station next to it, I saw you running up to me and decided to ambush you if you dared come up there. I actually panicked and fired off way too many bullets, then saw you salute and said fuck it :v:

Karma nearly got me though, as soon as I went snooping around in the borders of Elektro, 2 snipers with CZ's started to blast every single bullet they had at me. I ran all the way out of elektro, into the bordering forests and they all missed. Bullets zapped around me for like 5 minutes and they must have fired 40 rounds at me, they didn't hit me a single time :v:

Celebrated by blowing a boars head off and eating his flesh.

[TaintedTurnip]

[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;36576404]Cool, gonna light a couple hundred bonfires just to fuck with people.[/QUOTE]

You can only have one. If you try to light a second it'll only set on fire for a split second then go back out.

[Meatbang]

heeey it's my birthday wooooo

Some nice man gave me a M107 in the back as a present I guess :v:

[Apocalypsewaffle]

[QUOTE=MendozaMan;36576408]Hello, I was the guy that shot you. You're unlucky I found an MP5 in the very same station next to it, I saw you running up to me and decided to ambush you if you dared come up there. I actually panicked and fired off way too many bullets, then saw you salute and said fuck it :v:

Karma nearly got me though, as soon as I went snooping around in the borders of Elektro, 2 snipers with CZ's started to blast every single bullet they had at me. I ran all the way out of elektro, into the bordering forests and they all missed. Bullets zapped around me for like 5 minutes and they must have fired 40 rounds at me, they didn't hit me a single time :v:

Celebrated by blowing a boars head off and eating his flesh.[/QUOTE]

Basically, for seemingly unending minutes of running away as hard as I could it was this

[img]http://www.badassoftheweek.com/speirs3.jpg[/img]

With me shouting "jesusjesusjesusjesus" to myself constantly. I could see the bullets impacting all around me and I think I ran past another player who was covering behind a house in that damned city, but I simply didn't have time to stop and chat, I ran.

[Meatbang]

[QUOTE=MendozaMan;36576494]Basically, for seemingly unending minutes of running away as hard as I could it was this

[img]http://www.badassoftheweek.com/speirs3.jpg[/img]

With me shouting "jesusjesusjesusjesus" to myself constantly. I could see the bullets impacting all around me and I think I ran past another player who was covering behind a house in that damned city, but I simply didn't have time to stop and chat, I ran.[/QUOTE]
Was more likely a DMR or M24 then, no way someone had THAT much CZ ammo between two people to snipe one guy in Elektro (because DMR/M24 ammo is fucking common and plentiful)

[Apocalypsewaffle]

[QUOTE=BigBoom;36576511]Was more likely a DMR or M24 then, no way someone had THAT much CZ ammo between two people to snipe one guy in Elektro (because DMR/M24 ammo is fucking common and plentiful)[/QUOTE]

It was definitely semi-auto, and a rifle because I could [I]hear[/I] the blasted thing firing at me. I think it was 2 guys with DMR's trying to end me but there was simply no time to stop and turn, there was constant fire coming at me

[Meatbang]

[QUOTE=MendozaMan;36576542]It was definitely semi-auto, and a rifle because I could [I]hear[/I] the blasted thing firing at me. I think it was 2 guys with DMR's trying to end me but there was simply no time to stop and turn, there was constant fire coming at me[/QUOTE]
Maybe it was just a single DMR and your panicked mind was exaggerating the threat..

[WarRage]

Whatever server we go we keep finding blue vans

[img]http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/4425/20120701162316.jpg[/img]

[V]

[QUOTE=Gullbrand;36575557][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLTc7JflHLo&feature=youtu.be[/media]
Just a little video I snapped while playing. :P[/QUOTE]

I was the ghillie with the DMR crawling around making the airplane sound. This was before the group's adventure was halted by a hacker who somehow happened to murder all of us. :(

[Meatbang]

[QUOTE=WarRage333;36576593]Whatever server we go we keep finding blue vans

[img]http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/4425/20120701162316.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
yo mang come pick my ass up at Green Mountain yo

[Porcupine162]

Oh man, if you guys get spawned in the debug field while keeping your loot, filter servers for "canada 2" and join the one you see.

I just had one of the most wonderful experiences of my life. Such generosity shown from an otherwise brutal community. I can't be bothered to type the whole lot up again so I will quote my greentext story - apologies for that but it is late.

[QUOTE]>relog after server lost session
>spawn in debug field
>FUCK. stuck in the middle of nowhere with my NVGs, M4A1 SD (4 mags) and M9SD (4 mags), compass, toolkit etc. only missing ghillie suit, really.
>contemplate suicide to get out of it quickly
>google solutions about how the fuck to get out of there
>"keep running East lol"
>read thread about some server that spawns you only 2km from the map as opposed to my 20km
>join server, say in side chat "so im in debug field, wtf do I do"
>some guy responds "picking you up any second, mate"
>look around the debug field, see 4 other AFK survivors standing around
>suddenly hear chopper rotors in the distance
>a fucking huey full of survivors arrives, I get in and greet them all
>ask Pilot (who had no name) if he could drop me at Gorka where I was previously
>he instantly agrees and asks me if I would like any loot
>ask for a ghillie suit, the rest of the chopper asks for ghillie suits and tools etc
>chopper arrives at Gorka, lands and the pilot asks for me and him to get out
>walks around seemingly opening his gear for a bit, after a while he tells me to loot the chopper
>2 ghillie suits, all tools, 10 cooked meats, 1 blood transfusion
>asks me again if I am sure I would not like anything else, weaps etc
>say I couldn't possibly ask for anything more. say farewell and many thanks.
>stand in front of chopper, saluting him as he flies off into the distance and says "seeya brosef"
>goodbye hacker bro :,)[/QUOTE]

This guy literally was picking up stranded survivors and putting them back in the map, where they wanted and with whatever gear they wanted. Such a legendary guy.

[WarRage]

[img]http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/853/20120701163807.jpg[/img]

[Trunk Monkay]

[QUOTE=Deac;36572936]Enfield > AKM[/QUOTE]

Thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Looks like the zeds already took a good sized bite out of your brain.

[Soderholm]

[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;36576419]You can only have one. If you try to light a second it'll only set on fire for a split second then go back out.[/QUOTE]

This is untrue

the other one goes out because it needs wood

you can put wood in it and light it up again

[steven688]

I wish we could start with a Marakov again

[soad_jonas]

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;36576867]Thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Looks like the zeds already took a good sized bite out of your brain.[/QUOTE]

They're two completely different guns with different strengths and weaknesses, it's all up to preference.

[Trunk Monkay]

[QUOTE=steven688;36577342]I wish we could start with a Marakov again[/QUOTE]

Especially since zombies are so twitchy and they'll agro if you step on a twig 3 miles away. Doesn't help that players tend to kill you even if the most deadly item you carry is a flashlight.

[editline]1st July 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=soad_jonas;36577376]They're two completely different guns with different strengths and weaknesses, it's all up to preference.[/QUOTE]

1 is a slow bolt action that holds 10 rounds per magazine, its the loudest gun in the game and you can't fire it without attracting at least 10 zombies a shot. The other is a reasonably accurate assault rifle that kills in one hit and is full auto with a 30 round magazine. You can carry more ammo for it and send more rounds down range with it as well. AKM is an upgrade in every way except maybe accuracy, but the ROF makes up for it.

[Chernarus]

[QUOTE=Porcupine162;36576719]Oh man, if you guys get spawned in the debug field while keeping your loot, filter servers for "canada 2" and join the one you see.

I just had one of the most wonderful experiences of my life. Such generosity shown from an otherwise brutal community. I can't be bothered to type the whole lot up again so I will quote my greentext story - apologies for that but it is late.

This guy literally was picking up stranded survivors and putting them back in the map, where they wanted and with whatever gear they wanted. Such a legendary guy.[/QUOTE]
Must've been a Canadian hacker.

[TehMentos]

Hacker on 133.

[phlexiglass]

Hacker in FP server at 11:42 AM EST. Teleported in next to me, killed him, then suddenly I'm dead with no gunshots whatsoever and -14000 blood.

[TaintedTurnip]

Apparently there's another hacker on the server, xxncxx was just killed by a guy who teleported back to him after he killed the guy. Time is ... well obviously at the time of this post (11:42AM Server Time)

[bobsynergy]

I like how some hackers are so bad they get killed, it's like really?

[Vosk]

So are we going to create our own hive? if we do it could have so many more possibilities.

[editline]1st July 2012[/editline]

if you are putting more vehicles in, you could put airplanes in like that Taki civilian one!

[SPESSMEHREN]

Why is US133 locked?