DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

[QUOTE=Take_Opal;36594482]If you can't install this without the help of that software you're retarded.[/QUOTE] I haven't even tried yet. Arma is still downloading.

[QUOTE=Beacon;36594463]do or else the mod won't work even if you install it properly[/QUOTE] What is that supposed to mean? Is it that hard to install the beta patch, launch both ARMAII and OA, download the DayZ files, make a folder in [I]arma 2 operation arrowhead[/I] called @DayZ, then another one in it called [I]Addons[/I], drop all the unarchived files in it, go to Steam and set the launch options (-mod=@Dayz) and then launch the game as Combined Operations?

"Full services now restored to DayZ" -Rocket via Twitter

Server up

just use armarize instead of sixupdater, it's hilariously easier uses same servers too

[Bandit:] Now and then I think of when we were together Like when you said you felt so hungry you could die Told myself that you would not kill me But felt so paranoid in your company But that was DayZ and it's an ache I still remember You can get addicted to a certain kind of canned goods Like Heinz Baked Beans in a can, always in a can So when we found that we could not share beans Well you said that we could still be friends But I'll admit I was mad you fucked me over [i]But you didn't have to steal my beans![/i] Make it out like it never happened and that we weren't buddies And I don't even need your beans! But you treat me like a bandit and it feels so rough No you didn't have to stoop so low! Have your gun aimed at my head and then blow my brains out I guess I don't need those beans Now you're just some bandit that I used to know [i]Now you're just some bandit that I used to know Now you're just some bandit that I used to know[/i] [Bean Bandit:] Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over But had me believing it was always broken zombie detection But I don't wanna die that way "Give you all the beans," you say? You said you could split them up And I wouldn't catch you hung up on some bandit that you used to know! [Bandit:] [i]But you didn't have to steal my beans![/i] Make it out like it never happened and that we weren't buddies And I don't even need your beans! But you treat me like a bandit and it feels so rough No you didn't have to stoop so low! Have your gun aimed at my head and then blow my brains out I guess I don't need those beans Now you're just some bandit that I used to know [Beautiful Bandito Duet:] Some bandit (I used to know) Some bandit (Now you're just some bandit that I used to know) (I used to know) (That I used to know) (I used to know) Some bandit

About the six updater/launcher discussion, my operation arrowhead does not like to work, and when i use the six launcher it launches it with no problems. Whereas if i load it up via steam normally, it crashes before it even fully loads.

[QUOTE=Mr.T;36593668][B]Instead of just playing DayZ why not you try normal ArmA II now that the DayZ servers are being DDoSed[/b][/QUOTE] I did just that and was awed... by the insanely fucked up command system and UI. It must have been made with "how to create the most complicated and least intuitive controls ever" in mind. No wonder Arma wasn't exactly a huge success before DayZ. Played it long time ago already and now DayZ was good training for mastering the FPS part but ARMA squad command... yikes. I'd call it a total waste of money if it wouldn't be for the 220 hours I played with DayZ.

the "anti-cheat" tool has been updated, its now 100% reliable thanks to a friend. But its delayed so, still report hackers.. but once they come they will be banned thus making us one of the most secure. Also yeah servers up and 1.7.2 is coming tomorrow.

I don't think I'm ready for bear traps. [editline]2nd July 2012[/editline] I hope they spawn more often than barbed wire and tank traps.

Why does the game call it a hatchet? It is NOT a hatchet, it's an axe. A fire axe most likely.

Fun. Moved into a private Dutch server. PVP was allowed and such. Most didn't like it, but the admin thought of it to keep the tension in, which I fully agreed with. There was side-chat, and foolishly, they chatted about meeting up in Cherno. In the mean time, I had found myself an ALICE pack, fully loaded CZ550 and 1911, and a Winchester with 60 slugs as a spare. After some careful travel, I moved into Cherno, moved up the ladder onto one of the tallest buildings in the North, and had a blast killing them all.

Deleted my m14 by accident when i wanted to drink. Fuck.

[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;36593621]So [b] I am writing a story based on dayz [/b] Was first meant to be made together with Wolfe, but plans changed and I am writing it alone. Here is the prologue. [url]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/14273442/Prologue.docx[/url] [b]Involves autistic adventures of camp autism[/b] [sp]The last statement is a lie and is designed to make you read it actually[/sp][/QUOTE] Honestly, having been through much fan-fic I expected worse. Your writing is pretty good for a non-native English speaker and disclosing the background piece by piece is a good idea. DayZ currently has no plot and story-line. Feel free to create one.

I'd love to write fan-fic if I wasn't a crappy writer :v: I made some pretty horrible S.T.A.L.K.E.R. fan-fic back in the day.

[QUOTE=LiquidBullet;36595301]Deleted my m14 by accident when i wanted to drink. Fuck.[/QUOTE] Same happened to my only Bison spare mag. There must be a tag for "Tragic". [editline]2nd July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=matrix_1995;36595391]I'd love to write fan-fic if I wasn't a crappy writer :v: I made some pretty horrible S.T.A.L.K.E.R. fan-fic back in the day.[/QUOTE] So what's better: slow zombies with weapons or quick but unarmed zombies?

The Sixupdater is clunky and slow, but its nice that it'll download the latest beta patch and Dayz patch. Saves me 2-3 clicks man

So if you shoot someone in the leg, it usually will break their leg won't it?

Wow uh what the fuck, I'm lucky as shit right now, I found my first M24 then I was all of fuck yeaaaahh, then I found a fucking M107 jesus christ

[QUOTE=tarasov;36595396]Same happened to my only Bison spare mag. There must be a tag for "Tragic". [editline]2nd July 2012[/editline] So what's better: slow zombies with weapons or quick but unarmed zombies?[/QUOTE] I like the quick unarmed ones better. :v:

Arma is downloading so slowly.

Stuck on a roof in Cher. Damn zombies won't leave. Lucky I got a bit of supplies left to survive the night. EDIT: Got out a live just before the auto restart.

Oh I am such a softie, I turn the corner and some guy is standing there so I unload half a clip into his back cause I thought he was a zombie. I then heal him up cause I felt bad and gave him some supplies for the road and his buddy. I could never be a bandit in this game :v:

Hive is down again. I'm going to punch my monitor.

[QUOTE=wallyroberto_2;36595512]So if you shoot someone in the leg, it usually will break their leg won't it?[/QUOTE] Provided your shot isn't powerful enough to kill them outright Or it doesn't lag into their head No joke, once had a time, me and a friend were raiding the southern airfield, he yells on Skype 'survivor behind you' and I just drop prone and spin while firing my 1911, and in spite of my sights never ending up anywhere near the guy the last round flew into his head and killed him instantly. And then there was the other time where the Makarov I had took 3 headshots to kill a man. Basically the moral is don't waste time trying to break someone's leg to screw them over, it's equally screw-ish to just kill them (Esp. since they could have morphine and the broken leg means nothing then)

what do i put into my 'Squad Url' box, i've signed up to the facepunch group

[QUOTE=vladnag;36596217]what do i put into my 'Squad Url' box, i've signed up to the facepunch group[/QUOTE] [url]http://fpsquad.rautapalli.com/xml[/url] i think.

[QUOTE=LiquidBullet;36596262][url]http://fpsquad.rautapalli.com/xml[/url] i think.[/QUOTE] thanks muchly

Another DDoS, fuck it Im going to bed.

Someone tell me the script kiddies name and ill punch him in the fucking liver.