DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

[QUOTE=GhostG45;36617701]Hint: I'm McSlaughter heheheehehehehehehhehhehehehheheheehehe[/QUOTE] You were with us when we first found it, I don't think you liked the fact we took your first creation down, then we found it again when you were still with us, and we took it down again ;)

[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;36617733]You were with us when we first found it, I don't think you liked the fact we took you're first creaion down, then we found it again when you were still with us, and we took it down again ;)[/QUOTE] Oh I remember. That was my beautiful monument to all of our sins in this God forsaken world.

[QUOTE=BigOwl;36617429]I don't, and cannot find a sniper no matter how hard I look. Everyone keeps dropping assault rifles. Also I keep taking down your fucking barbed wire too. I am the barbed wire Batman, I take down any and all barbed wire on sight. Server admin rates me dumb because I probably popped him like a zit.[/QUOTE] i once did a 360 noscope on a zombie i am better than U!!!! HHEHEHEHAHAAH!!!!

[QUOTE=TaZz_RyAn;36617096]It's not that bad, you'll learn how to play at 10 fps after playing for a while.[/QUOTE] shit no fuck that. i actually have the cash and everything to build a new rig. really the only thing stopping me from making a new computer is that i keep putting off this general survey im gonna make where i'm gonna build a computer out of a shitload of different opinions. or at least call my second cousin who's really good with computers and have him build it. he's christian too so it'll be cooled by holy water. [editline]4th July 2012[/editline] blessed cool compy parts

[QUOTE=mr apple;36617229]Might aswell get rid of the AK47, both weapons have the exact same stats. [url]http://dayzwiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=Weapon_Comparison_Table[/url][/QUOTE] that stat table is pretty inaccurate just like everything else on the wiki.

[QUOTE=Mindfuck 2;36609197][img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/32719274/Sobotnik/Sobotnik/Sobotnik/e1da7e8t.png[/img] So close, yet so far. And i broke my bones and got mauled to death while trying to jump over.[/QUOTE] So I made my way to the Cherno fire station. Someone had already barb wired two of the gates but the third was still open. I find a bleeding and unconscious survivor inside. My first reaction was to bandage his wounds and I wanted to watch over him until he regains consciousness. Then I checked his gear out of curiosity. He had the wire kit and two tank traps on him. Shot him in the head.

Running around the Airfield out alone, after my friend got shot by a sniper when we were entering earlier in the day, its night time now, and I'm running around with a flare attached to my AKM, looting every building I can enter. Been doing this for 30 minutes and still haven't gotten sniped, fuck yea!

Okay they really need to remove barbed wire now, just logged in and the house I was in had the exit filled with about 10 barbed wire fences. I even have a toolbox but I can't remove the shit because it's clipping through the walls.

Er, the fuck? I used side chat by accident, admin yells at me and I died randomly and lost all my things. What the fuck? Actually I'm not sure if it's the admin or not, but I'm assuming it was

[QUOTE=BigOwl;36617429]I don't, and cannot find a sniper no matter how hard I look. Everyone keeps dropping assault rifles. Also I keep taking down your fucking barbed wire too. I am the barbed wire Batman, I take down any and all barbed wire on sight. Server admin rates me dumb because I probably popped him like a zit.[/QUOTE] So you must be the one placing all this damned barbed wire in Kamarovo's seashore warehouse. Since I found a shitton along with tank traps all stashed in there.

[img_thumb]http://puu.sh/FNjV[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://puu.sh/FNjQ[/img_thumb] what the shit?

Found a toolbox and decent gear in a cherno from a dead guy, thinking this might be a life which will last long. NOPE, fall of a building because of a skype call. FML

Look what I've found! [T]http://i.imgur.com/ix8vf.jpg[/T]

Novy Sobor is always fucking littered with chopper crashes

Goooooood morninnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg Chernaruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssss!

Sniped some bandit after watching him finish off the last of a group of 3 survivors at the North East airfield. Got a GPS, M4A1 Camo SD(with 9 SD mags), and a coyote bag off him. I also took an MP5SD6 off of one of the other fallen survivors. Lucky me.

Hey guys I'm trying to figure out mumble(being new and all) can someone tell me what are the different channels for?

When I try to join the server I get this message: No Entry 'bin\config/cfgweapons' Anyone know why?

[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;36618990]Hey guys I'm trying to figure out mumble(being new and all) can someone tell me what are the different channels for?[/QUOTE] No channel does anything specifically. Just join whichever one everyone has arbitrarily chosen to jack off in.

[QUOTE=supe7nova;36619044]When I try to join the server I get this message: No Entry 'bin\config/cfgweapons' Anyone know why?[/QUOTE] I get it to, I tend to just ignore it since it doesn't really cause any problems. It can get rather irritating after awhile though.

[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;36618990]Hey guys I'm trying to figure out mumble(being new and all) can someone tell me what are the different channels for?[/QUOTE] nobody seems to be on at the moment, it isn't really peak time until for the mumble.

[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;36619071]is someone firing the m134 at the right wreck? :v:[/QUOTE] It's a bug with the chopper model. Minigun's flash is always on.

Fuck yea, found a DMR and an M4A3 CCO!

Hi, just joined these forums. I've been playing on the us133 server for a while now. I've met plenty of FP and they were all nice so far. An encounters I particularly remember was when Millenium? snuck up on me (he could have taken me down easely) and asked me on direct coms if I needed help and gave me a blood transfusion. Last night my friend and I almost blasted a guy crawling on us when we were in a barn in three valleys, he only had a hatchet, but with the only quick glance I had of him before I went to get some cover it looked like a shotgun, so my friend was closing on him, about to blast him, untill I saw in the chat area his name (can't remember it) with FP next to it... I told my friend not to shoot, right before he was about to. We gave the FP guy a Winchester that was in the barn, he tanked us, we parted our ways. Still a very interesting encounter. Hopefully I will encounter more of you guys on the server (its pretty much the only server I play on)

[QUOTE=-Rusty-;36618966]Sniped some bandit after watching him finish off the last of a group of 3 survivors at the North East airfield. Got a GPS, M4A1 Camo SD(with 9 SD mags), and a coyote bag off him. I also took an MP5SD6 off of one of the other fallen survivors. Lucky me.[/QUOTE] mp5sd takes approx a million shots to kill anything in arma

[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;36619202]The M134s worked before, right?[/QUOTE] What do you mean

wow finally i can get on, wonder what the hell that was all about

[QUOTE=Falchion;36619506]mp5sd takes approx a million shots to kill anything in arma[/QUOTE] That may be the case, but I'd rather it over an M4A1 in a long range firefight. It may not have much punch, but the thing is accurate as all fucking hell.

[QUOTE=-Rusty-;36618966]Sniped some bandit after watching him finish off the last of a group of 3 survivors at the North East airfield. Got a GPS, M4A1 Camo SD(with 9 SD mags), and a coyote bag off him. I also took an MP5SD6 off of one of the other fallen survivors. Lucky me.[/QUOTE] And now an hour later I am dead because some faggot spawned behind me and a friend while we were leaving a barracks. :P @Falchion: Nah I was killing zombie with 1-3 shots with the MP5SD, I'm also only using it for zombies.

[B]Protip: [/B]When hitting the barracks on a highly populated server, never attempt to drive your tractor through the wall :v: And listening to slow music in the background is oddly calming, even in an intense firefight