DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time?
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FP server rules list
No using the dedicated server management window/voting window or you will be kicked.
If you join the server you must press the OK button otherwise you run the risk of being accidentally banned.
No being a shithead in mumble, and don't flame in mumble otherwise you will be banned.(ex: The first 11r).
Play nice and don't be a jerk.
M16A2([IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/IMG]) or AKM([IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/cross.png[/IMG])?
[B]EDIT: [/B]Took the AKM because of higher caliber, zeroing, and full-auto.
[QUOTE=Chernarus;36621265]FP server rules list
No using the dedicated server management window/voting window or you will be kicked.
If you join the server you must press the OK button otherwise you run the risk of being accidentally banned.
No being a shithead in mumble, and don't flame in mumble otherwise you will be banned.(ex: The first 11r).
Play nice and don't be a jerk.[/QUOTE]
Does not being a jerk mean that you don't place barbed fucking wire in loot buildings?
Lol at all the angry players I've killed. I'm just a little farther down that road of moral degredation than the rest of you. Face it. You aren't arming yourselves for the zombies.
[QUOTE=BigOwl;36621343]Lol at all the angry players I've killed. I'm just a little farther down that road of moral degredation than the rest of you. Face it. You aren't arming yourselves for the zombies.[/QUOTE]
No, we're arming ourselves to hunt down and defend against fuck sticks like you.
also why can I never find a fucking ghillie suit :v:
[QUOTE=BigOwl;36621343]Lol at all the angry players I've killed. I'm just a little farther down that road of moral degredation than the rest of you. Face it. You aren't arming yourselves for the zombies.[/QUOTE]
Oh when I get you I'll be sure to post by banner, I at least only post it when I do it through an actual firefight face to face and try to make people see that I'm joking around (even though no one does :v:) but going [QUOTE=BigOwl;36617038]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You think a Kobra's gonna save you boy?[/QUOTE] is just weird
You shall be a worthy adversary Mr. Owl
[QUOTE=despo;36620900]Just a tip if someone's in the same building as you and you don't want to take any chances:
So far almost all of my kills were at point blank range. There's nothing like putting your barrell into someone's face and pulling the trigger.
Because there always happens to be some dude looting in another room in the same building. At first I'm just scared shitless, but then I go "fuck it" and just storm in that room and unload in his fucking face :V I guess the element of surprise of having someone just rush in guns blazing makes it work so well.
Never got killed that way. The only real problem are people unloading on you from behind when you don't expect it.[/QUOTE]
I don't think I like you
[QUOTE=matrix_1995;36621294]M16A2([IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/IMG]) or AKM([IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/cross.png[/IMG])?[/QUOTE]
7.62>5.56.
Why is the 1.7.2 update hold back and suddenly avaible to pre-play at some stupid rezzed game event? There isnt even much changes that make the game be different than now so why pre play that?
I could not play dayz since 2 weeks because of an arma X bug and the only fix is the 1.7.2 version for that. I surely hope there is more stuff added now.
[B][U][I]So my offer just increased[/I][/U][/B]
Anyone want a M240 with two belt boxes? :v:
[QUOTE=BigBoom;36621554][B][U][I]So my offer just increased[/I][/U][/B]
Anyone want a M240 with two belt boxes? :v:[/QUOTE]
Wait fuck that wasn't in the barracks was it?
[QUOTE=bobsynergy;36621407]Oh when I get you I'll be sure to post by banner, I at least only post it when I do it through an actual firefight face to face and try to make people see that I'm joking around (even though no one does :v:) but going is just weird
[/QUOTE]
ya flailing around your e-peen in a game like dayz WILL come back and bite you in the ass
hope you like dying mr owl
[QUOTE=Tacooo;36620968][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a15bVDJwPtE&feature=g-all-u[/media]
Good GOD, lets expect more 9 year olds in DayZ then....[/QUOTE]
Brace for impact! the newbies are coming!
[QUOTE=Mbbird;36617064]two AKs of the same caliber
This is [del]redundant[/del] retarded.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=mr apple;36617229]Might aswell get rid of the AK47, both weapons have the exact same stats.
[url]http://dayzwiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=Weapon_Comparison_Table[/url][/QUOTE]
One is for a friend.
oh goddamnit
was tooled up and ready to head north after looting the powerplant fire station in elektro, had an ak74s-kobra, revolver, plenty of food, drink etc.
climb ladder to roof of building
prone for better cover
guy runs and dives prone off the edge of the building
dead
god the mp5 is a fucking peashooter
Hey guys how do I use chat since I have no mic I need a way of communication.
Two questions:
#1- Is there a new beta patch out?
#2- Will the Six Updater suite handle that for me if there is?
Survived for three days now, with BlueAVS. We even have pretty decent gear.
[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578960836708696557/005E53BD7441856D7DFB5BBC344D668E39F1A42B/[/t]
Chillin' by the fire. :v:
[QUOTE=matrix_1995;36622538]Survived for three days now, with BlueAVS. We even have pretty decent gear.
[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578960836708696557/005E53BD7441856D7DFB5BBC344D668E39F1A42B/[/t]
Chillin' by the fire. :v:[/QUOTE]
Dat blur
Sorry to whoever I shot at the hangers of the NW airfield. You walked up in front of me while I was zoomed in and I panicked. My friend will make good use of your gear though.
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;36622558]Dat blur[/QUOTE]
Setting my 3D resolution to anything above 50% gives me 12 or less FPS.
[QUOTE=Beacon;36622292]oh goddamnit
was tooled up and ready to head north after looting the powerplant fire station in elektro, had an ak74s-kobra, revolver, plenty of food, drink etc.
climb ladder to roof of building
prone for better cover
guy runs and dives prone off the edge of the building
dead[/QUOTE]
Beacon out of all people you should know that heading North never ends well :v:
Why is the server locked?
[QUOTE=bobsynergy;36622615]Beacon out of all people you should know that heading North never ends well :v:[/QUOTE]
but that's where all the ARTEEFACTS are
Just got killed by a hacker in a random server, apparently as I tried to shoot him, a glass like object shielded him. I had an 870 tatical, a 1911, both with ammo, lots of food and drink supplies, and a Czech pack. However, I lost my most dearest object to me. Mountain Dew.
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;36622744]How do you even sit down like that?[/QUOTE]
Uh, well ArmA 2 doesn't like danish keyboard layouts, but after a bit of trial-and-error button-mashing I found out it's on "Ø". You could always just bind it to a key of your choice.
[QUOTE=ReligiousNutjob;36621942]Brace for impact! the newbies are coming![/QUOTE]
No
nononono
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