DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

[QUOTE=s31ripper;36628648]Bring your worst Cherno! I'm atop the capitol building! Make my day! Nevermind, finally got killed while typing that.[/QUOTE] I saw that, you took that like a champ.

I went to my grandma's house for the fourth, and we made a bunch of baked beans and hot dogs. When we were leaving, she gave me a bunch of beans in an old butter tub and some hotdogs in the beans. Also, when we were driving home, the whole city was hazy like there was nuclear fallout everywhere, and fireworks going off like gunfire. I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse. [editline]4th July 2012[/editline] Also, the whole state has been practically on FIRE, so the added to the ambiance.

After a long trek to Stary Sobor, and afterwards towards the airfield, my friend and I stopped in Kabanino to get some water. however, we were unaware that this town housed a bone breaking friendship ruining zombie. he instantly ran up to us and broke both our legs, and to our demise we possessed only 1 shot of morphine. It was used on myself, and my friend "opted out" seeing as he wasn't going to be very useful without the use of his legs. ;_;7 [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/azdqoz.jpg[/img] I spent the following hour crying by his decaying body ;_; [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/jv3hq9.jpg[/img] ;_;

oh no :(

-snip, idiots don't get the joke-

I just had the most hilarious moment on the FP server, I just spawned and was looking for a gun or something, then I found this black guy with sunglasses just sitting around AFK, out of boredom I started trowing a ton of cans at him, it was hilarious and weird because everytime I hitted him with a can, the screen turned black and white for a split second and that noise when a grenade bursts your ears starts playing, but also when I hit him, he starts bouncing back and fort like some human spring, I couldn't stop doing, I found myself looking for cans just to trow at him. Then suddenly he came back, he was armed with an axe and after seeing me trowing shit at him he tried to kill me, I ran away, he kept chasing me like some crazy axe murderer, I kept circling around and he still kept chasing me, the whole situation was just so stupid and hilarious, I couldn't control my laughs, I tried using voice chat to tell him to stop, but I was laughing so much that I ended up saying some shit like "don't chase me bro" but he kept on circling around behind me. Some zombies appeared and he just dissapeared, I spent quite some time trying to find him, but I couldn't.

How do I DayZ. Every single building is always surrounded with zombies, and I am pitifully unable to find a weapon. It's also annoying when I have to run away from one single zombie for like an hour because I have no equipment.

[QUOTE=tyanet;36629015]I went to my grandma's house for the fourth, and we made a bunch of baked beans and hot dogs. When we were leaving, she gave me a bunch of beans in an old butter tub and some hotdogs in the beans. Also, when we were driving home, the whole city was hazy like there was nuclear fallout everywhere, and fireworks going off like gunfire. I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse. [editline]4th July 2012[/editline] Also, the whole state has been practically on FIRE, so the added to the ambiance.[/QUOTE] With all the loud ass illegal fireworks around, I'm more prepared for Battlefield 3 than DayZ

[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;36629663]How do I DayZ. Every single building is always surrounded with zombies, and I am pitifully unable to find a weapon. It's also annoying when I have to run away from one single zombie for like an hour because I have no equipment.[/QUOTE] You stop dying and somehow make it to my almost deadness and give me a blood transfusion like I've been asking you to. Please man.... I crawled across Cherno with broken legs to a hospital for Morphine. I ran all the way to a Dam away from bandits bleeding to death. I survived an attempted axe murder. I don't want to die after all I've been through already. Please get here ASAP. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TrmsJ.jpg[/IMG]

Almost nobody showed up to Elektro, at least with the intent to hunt me down and kill me. Finally ran up to some unarmed noob running along the coast, taught him some stealth tips, and to remember the mercy I showed him (never mentioned my previous killing spree.) And told him I hoped someone good could be born from me, someone bad. It was then I admitted I was bandit, and that I decided not to let this play out how Day Z wanted it to. I said my farewell, told him to please loot my corpse of everything, saluted, hit escape, and then re spawned. God speed whoever you were. I'm changing my bandit ways, and this is my baptism by fire. (Also I'm still taking down all your barbed wire, Chern)

[QUOTE=BigOwl;36629916]Almost nobody showed up to Elektro, at least with the intent to hunt me down and kill me. Finally ran up to some unarmed noob running along the coast, taught him some stealth tips, and to remember the mercy I showed him (never mentioned my previous killing spree.) And told him I hoped someone good could be born from me, someone bad. It was then I admitted I was bandit, and that I decided not to let this play out how Day Z wanted it to. I said my farewell, told him to please loot my corpse of everything, saluted, hit escape, and then re spawned. God speed whoever you were. I'm changing my bandit ways, and this is my baptism by fire. (Also I'm still taking down all your barbed wire, Chern)[/QUOTE] anti-climatic, not dramatic enough 0/10 wouldn't cry, people were hoping someone went after you though on mumble :v: probably that guy from the coast just thought you were weird, took all your gear and shot some people

Just joined the FP server, and kinda new. Anyone out there willing to help?

[QUOTE=chugolug;36629967]Just joined the FP server, and kinda new. Anyone out there willing to help?[/QUOTE] Join the mumble and join a channel and just ask to join their group and you'll have like 6 people helping you out

[QUOTE=bobsynergy;36629962]anti-climatic, not dramatic enough 0/10 wouldn't cry, people were hoping someone went after you though on mumble :v: probably that guy from the coast just thought you were weird, took all your gear and shot some people[/QUOTE] Doesn't matter had sex You guy's should've teamed up and came for me. I'd have taken you all with me.

[QUOTE=BigOwl;36629988]Doesn't matter had sex You guy's should've teamed up and came for me. I'd have taken you all with me.[/QUOTE] If I knew you were there I would of came, would of been nice to run through Elektro shooting my new Mk 48 with 4 belts at anything that moves while yelling on direct chat :v:

[QUOTE=bobsynergy;36630015]If I knew you were there I would of came, would of been nice to run through Elektro shooting my new Mk 48 with 4 belts at anything that moves while yelling on direct chat :v:[/QUOTE] Not gonna lie, that' would've been pretty scary. Oh well, not some random dude has my M14 5 mags, m1911, and all my steaks and blood bags. too bad i couldnt drop my ghillie

[QUOTE=BigOwl;36630038]Not gonna lie, that' would've been pretty scary. Oh well, not some random dude has my M14 5 mags, m1911, and all my steaks and blood bags. too bad i couldnt drop my ghillie[/QUOTE] I would assume it is for the people at the other end haha. that's what I usually do now when attacking someone, say something on direct chat so they know I'm there, then I open fire on them, if they are hiding and I don't hit them then I stand up and slowly walk towards there hiding spot while burst firing around it so they know there done once I get closer. Usually they damn disconnect but sometimes you get them but hey, if they disconnect I at least know I gave them a heart attack before they went :v: Besides that random dude probably already died by now

[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1171184187698491181/865933C0E7EEC36B26B1417616B68F0F26284155/[/t] I am the predator. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX9-OzwJSgc[/media]

[QUOTE=latin_geek;36628473]This is kind of a special case, I've been killed tons of times, some fair, some not but this guy THIS GUY tells me he won't shoot me and then shoots me fifteen seconds later when I'm looting a pile of tincans That is plain and simply an asshole thing to do, he gains nothing by not killing me as soon as he sees me.[/QUOTE] People being manipulative cunts in a survival game? well I never! I've been killed by hackers while I've had rare things several times over the last week, I'd love if I have a legit death from a lucky player that would get all my things [editline]5th July 2012[/editline] Anyone else thinks there's a big update coming? Rocket's being really quiet lately and they're showing off the update at a gaming event (also it's been 2 weeks since the last update)

[QUOTE=Killuah;36623584]Fucking hell spent around an hour to find something, finally found an m9 and came to a town with some nice church with golden tops and many industry buildings and then someone hit me with a hatchet and while i was pulling out my m9 he did the final blow.[/QUOTE] Holy fuck, I think that was the exact same person who killed me. BTW, it was most likely Cherno that you were in.

[QUOTE=Craig Willmore;36630189][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1171184187698491181/865933C0E7EEC36B26B1417616B68F0F26284155/[/t] I am the predator. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX9-OzwJSgc[/media][/QUOTE] How do you do that thing that plays small sound files for everyone on the server?

I spawned in a pub, I hear a dead body around me and I hear footsteps, so I go prone and wait at a door, some guy enters the room and manages to kill me. I respawn near Elektro, so I run as fast as I can to the pub, enter the pub, I find my dead body, the guy replaced my Lee Enfield with his CZ550 :v: No ammo, but its pretty common so :v:

Nevermind, twas an issue on my side

Proning along, hurting no body, then one shot from afar, boom, you are dead Mk 48 gone Large pack gone live gone

So we were running around on another server, and we all spawned in scattered across the map. We all ended up converging on the Novy/Stary Fields of Chance. As I was wandering through the woods, I kept hearing gunfire, LOUD gunfire. I knew the dude was close and kept trailing the sound of combustion, hoping the dude would keep firing. At some point I neared a clearing, and in the clearing was... a crash site. Site had Zeds at it, so I knew he had to be at the site and it must have been those zeds that he was firing at. As I approached it, Ripper mentioned that he saw the same wreck and was heading in that direction too, but from the other side. Well when I got close I saw the dude at the wreck snooping around. I hit the deck and as I did so, Ripper pipes up with an interesting find... He found a car. A red UAZ. Fully operational, and with a half-tank of gas. This thing was JUST at the treeline on the other side of the wreck, and I then saw the dude heading in that direction. Must've been his car. Well, seeing as this was the first car we'd ever encountered that we could take and use, Ripper hopped in it and took off like a rocket into the field, honking and whooping. Our new challenger then took aim at another zed and fired, and aggroed every fucking zed within a kilometer. Dude was rocking a Lee, no wonder. So since he had now cleared the wreck of zeds (they were now chasing him), I decided to take a peek at the wreck. Mostly ammo, junk, and then on the other side of the wreck... laying on the ground... away from everything else... was a single NVG set. I do not know for the life of me why this dude didn't grab it and run, but he didn't, and now it was mine. So I grabbed that shit and turned to the adjacent field to see Ripper, with the other dude trailing, and about 12 zeds. Dude kept stopping to fire at the zeds, and I was chasing the whole lot of them trying to get into the car. Finally got in as the third dude fell to the ground screaming, and we then drove over the bundle of happiness on the ground and killed or scattered the remaining zeds. His body lacked anything useful, basic meds and some ammo though. Ripper grabbed his backpack (cause we all keep dying and ripper keeps getting new packs off of dead people) and we piled in the car and drove off to meet Dormamu, our third squad mate. So we all met up after a good few minutes, and then we needed fuel because we discovered that these things are NOT fuel efficient in the slightest. After discovering how to fuel the damn thing, we romped through Novy/Stary and also discovered that things don't spawn unless someone is there in person, the vehicle doesn't count as a person. We tried playing with the mechanics to get some shit to spawn, but it never seemed to do so, so in our last attempt we swung by the church. Since it was me that was driving, I decided we needed to properly hide the car while we scanned the church. So I hid it in the church. [img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/956137305493365924/2465E5F5E3B073E5C9BB351451E5979632950A2E/[/img] Decided we needed to hear this weekends sermon in a different fashion. Well the sermon was boring and we backed out of the church, attracting the entire town as they were displeased that we left early from church [I]and[/I] took the entire offering plate with us. We romped around a bit more and then we got a brilliant idea. Lets go to NWAF! What could POSSIBLY go wrong?? So off we went! Up to the airfield, through the fence, and onto the tarmac. Noticing that nothing was apwning, we kicked Ripper out of the seat he was in and he ran in circles as I chased him (and the zeds chasing him) and ran them all over, honking all the damn time [I]just[/I] to be sure we had the zeds attention. Well this went great for about 20 minutes until the hull started turning a different color. This was expected, I ran over a good 100 zeds or so. Dormamu hopped out and they started looking for car parts since we were starting to need them, I was well content to keep dri- [I][B]*POW POW*[/B][/I] FUCK I'm in shock, FLOOR IT. *POW POW POW* The shots were close, but I had no idea where he was. I had been clipped at some point and I was losing blood, Ripper and Dormamu scattered behind cover and I drove behind a building and patched myself up. I threw another can into the gas tank and floored it behind the hangers, picked up the other 2 dude, and we booked it out of the airfield. We wandered for a good 20 minutes, found a shady spot in the pine trees, and logged for the night. We're not expecting the car to be there tomorrow, but thats fine, it was a shitton of fun while it lasted. I fucking love DayZ

[QUOTE=Craig Willmore;36630189][t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1171184187698491181/865933C0E7EEC36B26B1417616B68F0F26284155/[/t] I am the predator. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX9-OzwJSgc[/media][/QUOTE] how do you make your crosshair so focused? mine is super blurry

I'm not sure what the fuck just happened but I think I just shot down a hacker in his chopper. I'm still reeling trying to accept what just happened.

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;36630745]stuff about cars[/QUOTE] I once raided the airfield with an old bike in the same fashion. I got a silenced PP Bizon and 4 mags, and some sniper tried to get me but eh who can get a FABULOUS bicycle rider such as myself

[QUOTE=Onirik;36630843]I once raided the airfield with an old bike in the same fashion. I got a silenced PP Bizon and 4 mags, and some sniper tried to get me but eh who can get a FABULOUS bicycle rider such as myself[/QUOTE] Cancer fire, etc.

[QUOTE=beanhead;36630834]how do you make your crosshair so focused? mine is super blurry[/QUOTE] You buy BAF.