DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

[QUOTE=Yuskolov123;36640389]You shouldn't be insulted by this, we saw a pig in the middle of the road surrounded by zombies and I shouted: "ITS A TRAP!"[/QUOTE] We should have thrown more flares around it, just to make it even more secure.

[QUOTE=metalhand;36640476]We should have thrown more flares around it, just to make it even more secure.[/QUOTE] I think that drew more zombies towards the actual pig :v:

Man I love it when people shoot you when you just spawn, so fun [editline]6th July 2012[/editline] Again, I just got shot again, I had an axe, holy fuck whats the point in that...

[QUOTE=moffe;36640130]trading nightvision goggles for cool weapons if anyone is interested.[/QUOTE] Someone will just shoot you in a trade rather than actually trade Sucks that the PvP is so rampant, I get nervous whenever I see anyone I don't know.

Was with the remaining 4 of that group and we looted some military tents in god knows where and headed to a town with two lootable buildings and as we were waiting on a roof I fell down and died. Now I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere, probably going to respawn. Anyway that experience with you guys(7 or 8 at first) was really intense, really got that "out in the woods" feeling.

[QUOTE=Tacooo;36640540]Man I love it when people shoot you when you just spawn, so fun [editline]6th July 2012[/editline] Again, I just got shot again, I had an axe, holy fuck whats the point in that...[/QUOTE] It's even more fun if I'm screaming stuff like "MY GOD CEASE FIRE, I DONT EVEN HAVE ANYTHING!" ... :(

First time in the NW airfield and someone kills me and both my buddies all in the space of around 2 seconds. I'd be more pissed if I wasn't so impressed with their aim. And I finally saw someone with an FP tag, so that was fun.

James approved my evil master plan. Operation Ball-Bustingly Badass Barricade is a go.

4th time I've died in the hour, I can't tell if the Facepunch server is full of cunts or this is just the DayZ community now

[QUOTE=Tacooo;36641049]4th time I've died in the hour, I can't tell if the Facepunch server is full of cunts or this is just the DayZ community now[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://puu.sh/GaM3[/IMG] Does this answer your question?

[QUOTE=Gaius;36640019]So, i finally found an ATV, which was drivable and shit. And the first thing me and my friend do is to get on it, is to run over a goat which makes the ATV flip out. It did a barrel roll and landed on it's side. I am so fucking pissed right now.[/QUOTE] hitting anything with the ATV is a bad idea

[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/957263205409647104/CA6BDD04A0E3EE46CDD94B5F1DA11F4230FD2252/[/img] broken legs :(

If I hadn't died so recently I'd come and help you out, dill.

Hive server down or something? can't get past the creating character screen.

The Story of my very first murder in the land of Chernarus. I had previously died a terrible death to snipers in Elektro with another Facepuncher, and had now spawned at Cap Golova, right under the lighthouse. However, to my surprise, there was a man standing at the top sniping at who I later found out was Chernarus. So, fearful for my own life, I quickly dashed in and climbed up the lighthouse while the sniper wasn't looking. Once up, I quietly crouched over very slowly behind him, stole a revolver out of his ALICE pack, and then capped him in the head a few times. Funny enough, he was using a double barreled shotgun to snipe, and I was almost killed by Chernarus because he thought I was a second assailant.

You used his own revolver to kill him? I like your style

[QUOTE=Grillkongen;36639266]Sorry for killing your friend. Just yell if you want a ride in our awesome GAZ. -Millennium[/QUOTE] Millennium? I was in the group that shot you near Stary Sobor. Didn't know you were an FPer, sorry about that.

[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;36641264]The Story of my very first murder in the land of Chernarus. I had previously died a terrible death to snipers in Elektro with another Facepuncher, and had now spawned at Cap Golova, right under the lighthouse. However, to my surprise, there was a man standing at the top sniping at who I later found out was Chernarus. So, fearful for my own life, I quickly dashed in and climb up the lighthouse while the sniper wasn't looking. Once up, I quietly crouched over very slowly behind him, stole a revolver out of his ALICE pack, and then capped him in the head a few times. Funny enough, he was using a double barreled shotgun to snipe, and I was almost killed by Chernarus because he thought I was a second assailant.[/QUOTE] We need a badass rating.

Was driving an ATM at 90mph on a road and a barricade spawned in my face. God damnit.

[QUOTE=AngryChairR;36641667]Was driving an ATM at 90mph on a road and a barricade spawned in my face. God damnit.[/QUOTE] Bank machines can drive?

[QUOTE=_Axel;36639172]Oh god, started playing the Arma II demo, I can't finish the first mission :v: I hope Day Z is more forgiving.[/QUOTE] The first mission in the demo is just casual fun. Good luck.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. I was looting the NE airfield alone. And I was approaching the control tower from the east. I have a ghillie suit so I hid crouched in a bush and start scanning with my binocs. I look near the control tower and see a dead guy with the camo clothes. I stay there for a while and said "fuck it" and ran to it. I went prone and started looting him. After looting, I went out of the gear menu and 2 survivors ran RIGHT past me, within 5 meters. I stay completely still for about 30 seconds and then I see them running back about 30m from me. One of them looks right at me, he probably didn't see me, but saw the dead body right infront of me. I drop him with 2 shots from my akm, then I stand up and start shooting the 2nd guy by the control tower. I shoot him [B]28[/B] TIMES with the akm and he just ignores it and disconnects 10 seconds later.

[QUOTE=stewe231;36641712]Holy. Fucking. Shit. I was looting the NE airfield alone. And I was approaching the control tower from the east. I have a ghillie suit so I hid crouched in a bush and start scanning with my binocs. I look near the control tower and see a dead guy with the camo clothes. I stay there for a while and said "fuck it" and ran to it. I went prone and started looting him. After looting, I went out of the gear menu and 2 survivors ran RIGHT past me, within 5 meters. I stay completely still for about 30 seconds and then I see them running back about 30m from me. One of them looks right at me, he probably didn't see me, but saw the dead body right infront of me. I drop him with 2 shots from my akm, then I stand up and start shooting the 2nd guy by the control tower. I shoot him [B]28[/B] TIMES with the akm and he just ignores it and disconnects 10 seconds later.[/QUOTE] such is life in Chernarus

Alright, still in Kamenka, friend had to go so I'm here: [img]http://puu.sh/Gbvj[/img] I have a broken leg and I'm low on blood, can anyone save me? On US133

So I respawn, run to Elektro, get an axe, find a buddy, leave buddy cause ping is like 200, run to supermarket meet some guy with double barrel shotgun, get murdered. I feel like all my lives are just variants of this or I get broken legs and suicide because I don't want to crawl 5 miles

5th time killed by bandits after spawning, brill

I spawned back in to the NW airfield barracks, see a bunch of weapons I don't need, and I notice the zombie that was outside disappear. I run back to the back room and here's basically what I'm saying in the mumble: "holy shit gotta hide gotta hi- HOLY FUCK GIRL WITH AS50" I then blasted her with my DMR while she shot me, we both died. Fuck you whoever you were who just server hopped in behind me.

[QUOTE=dogmachines;36641337]Millennium? I was in the group that shot you near Stary Sobor. Didn't know you were an FPer, sorry about that.[/QUOTE] No problem, It's part of the game. Partly my fault since I wasn't in mumble. -Millennium

6.

Taco, I think you're doing it wrong. I don't know what "it" is in this case, but I don't think you're fully aware of what it is either.