DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

[QUOTE=matrix_1995;36655321]Thanks mate, but...[/QUOTE] Oh, my bad. I haven't read every page of this thread, yet! :P

[QUOTE=matrix_1995;36653461]What the [I]fuck.[/I] [I]What the actual fucking fuck.[/I] Someone left an M249 SAW with an inventory's worth of ammo in the Berezino apartments. My head is full of fuck right now, I'm stuffing this baby in my ALICE pack.[/QUOTE] Oh, that must have been me. You see, I looted it off from another survivor but as soon as I placed it in my inventory, my ALICE pack was dropped on the ground. So i just left it there and took an m16a2 really weird bug

So I just installed this, and have no idea what I'm doing. Can't see shit in the server, mouse movement is laggy and I just got mobbed. Is there a guide or something that I can read?

[QUOTE=Cam00;36655547]So I just installed this, and have no idea what I'm doing. Can't see shit in the server, mouse movement is laggy and I just got mobbed. Is there a guide or something that I can read?[/QUOTE] Set 3d resolution to the same value as your resolution. Turn off mouse smoothing. I also turn off head bob and post effects. But it's up to preference. Sneak around zombies and loot things from houses/shacks/outhouses/factories. Avoid populated areas. Best to play with a mate or few.

I think there is a hacker on the server. My guy just spontaneously started dancing.

Hacker made my character start dancing around. Happened @ 5:20 PM, 4 minutes ago. Kind of like what happened in this video: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8-tW8F-Lhk&feature=player_detailpage#t=112s[/url]

I just got kicked off the server. Also for some reason I was just skating around while running and my character wasn't moving at all :v:

Oh hackers, you so crayzay [editline]7th July 2012[/editline] Also I would disconnect from US133 before he blows everyone up

[QUOTE=Tacooo;36655957]Oh hackers, you so crayzay [editline]7th July 2012[/editline] Also I would disconnect from US133 before he blows everyone up[/QUOTE] He forced my friend to dance and made me run forever without stopping, fucken evil bitch

[QUOTE=bobsynergy;36655974]He forced my friend to dance and made me run forever without stopping, fucken evil bitch[/QUOTE] teh westurn bandut getzZ struckded~~ xXxxxX

[QUOTE=Tacooo;36655999]teh westurn bandut he struckded~~ xXxxxX[/QUOTE] that reminds me Me and Peterson got bored of surviving up North for a long time with great shit so we went to Cherno to start over and yes Tacooo I have STRUCK AGAIN! [img]http://niggaupload.com/images/6Vf7i.png[/img]

that is the absolute worst vantage you could get in chernogorsk i would log in and show you why, but you guys would just disconnect to sneak up on me. again.

[QUOTE=DarkendSky;36656031]that is the absolute worst vantage you could get in chernogorsk i would log in and show you why, but you guys would just disconnect to sneak up on me. again.[/QUOTE]How do I do the rollseye emote. We didn't disconnect in Balota, you guys were blind as fuck. We were behind a broken HMMV. You're a SCRUB!!!

[QUOTE=peterson;36656042]How do I do the rollseye emote. We didn't disconnect in Balota, you guys were blind as fuck. We were behind a broken HMMV. You're a SCRUB!!![/QUOTE] and you're a terrible player any questions?

[QUOTE=DarkendSky;36656031]that is the absolute worst vantage you could get in chernogorsk i would log in and show you why, but you guys would just disconnect to sneak up on me. again.[/QUOTE] 1. We were only there for the good picture, we obviously see how it's bad considering I killed that scrub there 2. Looks like your still mad about me killing you and your friend weeks ago by sneaking up? sorry your not good at hearing someone climbing a ladder or where shots are coming from. But if you want to blame it on me server hopping then whatever makes you sleep at night I guess considering you still can't get over it :v: kind of sad/hilarious

[QUOTE=bobsynergy;36656080]1. We were only there for the good picture, we obviously see how it's bad considering I killed that scrub there 2. Looks like your still mad about me killing you and your friend weeks ago by sneaking up? sorry your not good at hearing someone climbing a ladder or where shots are coming from. But if you want to blame it on me server hopping then whatever makes you sleep at night I guess considering you still can't get over it :v: kind of sad/hilarious[/QUOTE] I find it funny how multiple people have accused you of server hopping but you keep brushing it off as "sneaking", then you proceed to boast about how much a good player you are and how everyone else is inferior. Seriously, get out or own up.

[QUOTE=xxncxx;36656099]I find it funny how multiple people have accused you of server hopping but you keep brushing it off as "sneaking", then you proceed to boast about how much a good player you are and how everyone else is inferior. Seriously, get out or own up.[/QUOTE] The people who have accused me of server hopping are lying, I have NEVER seen them in game, in US133 I will list all my deaths to you people -Once dying by a zombie by being dumb -getting sniped by Deez -getting shot and killed twice at Cherno with freshly spawned with no items -diving off buildings for fun -and now recently after being bored of surviving for weeks and not seeing ANYONE for days I went to Cherno and killed people sniping on buildings killing freshly spawned people and got killed after awhile that picture above was taken Seriously, if people have to make up that I server hop (maybe because I am usually in a group of 2 or 4 never by my self is why they think that) but the people that have claimed this I have never seen in game And pretend that everyone is inferior? I have never claimed this, I originally posted that crap for fun for the people who do find it funny and know I'm not serious (because there are) yet despite me saying this before in the thread people still pretend I'm serious which is why I say you guys rage over nothing But to make up crap like people have seen me and I server hopped is ridiculous considering like I said I am always in a group of 2 or 4 never by my self but if you guys want to still pretend you are on a crusade against ~The Western Bandit~ then keep on raging

[img]http://puu.sh/GrKx[/img]

Jesus christ, the drama

Hey guys I found some beans. Let's stop the drama okay? Let's talk about finding beans.

[QUOTE=xxncxx;36656211][img]http://puu.sh/GrKx[/img][/QUOTE] While how true (and awesome it is) I never intended it to be insulting like you guys are taking it (but still great picture) :v: [QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;36656218]Hey guys I found some beans. Let's stop the drama okay? Let's talk about finding beans.[/QUOTE] Look someone smart

Anyone in Cherno? I could need a blood transfusion, And i got more than a single bloodpack myself. [editline]7th July 2012[/editline] I'm dead.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;36656218]Hey guys I found some beans. Let's stop the drama okay? Let's talk about finding beans.[/QUOTE] I found some beans ON THE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE I HAVE KILLED HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA~

i'm hanging out in an old castle on a hill, and FPers want to join me? i haven't had a chance to team up with anyone yet, i just get shot# i found some beans in my castle

I stupidly went to Stary Sobor and got sniped getting more ammo for my M249 SAW. I found 2 boxes and tons of stanag mags for it. Whoever killed me, I am going to get revenge on you. That M249 was like my newborn son. Luckily, I have found a L85A2 AWS at a crashed heli.

[QUOTE=space1;36656358]I stupidly went to Stary Sobor and got sniped getting more ammo for my M249 SAW. I found 2 boxes and tons of stanag mags for it. Whoever killed me, I am going to get revenge on you. That M249 was like my newborn son.[/QUOTE] Rule ∞ of Chenarus: [B][U][I]Don't get attached to your gear. [/I][/U][/B]

[QUOTE=Zerohe;36656371]Rule ∞ of Chenarus: [B][U][I]Don't get attached to your gear. [/I][/U][/B][/QUOTE] Yea, I stopped caring after this incident because of how quickly I've been finding top-tier gear.

Found this near Petrovka on the fp server. belong to anyone here? [IMG]http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc108/sakna/arma2oa2012-07-0613-38-56-26.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=peterson;36656042]How do I do the rollseye emote. We didn't disconnect in Balota, you guys were blind as fuck. We were behind a broken HMMV. You're a SCRUB!!![/QUOTE] You're a fucking tool if you call someone a scrub, ironically or otherwise.

Arma II: Combined Ops is now at the top of the Top Sellers list on Steam, probably in large part thanks to DayZ