DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

[QUOTE=Electric Eye;36696274]i didnt think it was possible for someone just suck the maggots out of a dead horse's ass until its head caved in but god fucking damn look at you go[/QUOTE] its pretty funny lets see what he does next

I have a suggestion. How about this: Everyone who has partaken in this farce of a feud should leave the thread now, fap, and come back when they've forgotten why they were being morons. [B]EDIT: [/B]Obey the pageking!

[QUOTE=bobsynergy;36696194]Except in his post no where does it say he's pretending? and if those reading glasses are the wrong prescription I said I could get more pictures. and no, where do I cause drama? it's not like I force people to talk about me in Mumble and make up stuff about me but hey, I didn't know The Western Bandit could become famous like this, thanks for all the obsessing over me guys <3[/QUOTE] You're not famous.

Posting for new page, I got new files we should be one of the only working servers. Cheers.

-snip, auto-merge broke-

[QUOTE=bobsynergy;36696194]Except in his post no where does it say he's pretending? and if those reading glasses are the wrong prescription I said I could get more pictures. and no, where do I cause drama? it's not like I force people to talk about me in Mumble and make up stuff about me but hey, I didn't know The Western Bandit could become famous like this, thanks for all the obsessing over me guys <3[/QUOTE] Can I have your autograph?

[QUOTE=Chernarus;36696308]Posting for new page, I got new files we should be one of the only working servers. Cheers.[/QUOTE] Nothing has changed for me. Still getting "waiting for character to create" :-/

If I join the server with a friend, would you be kind enough to not shoot us on sight? Our names are Zanpa and Jester. We do not have any interesting loot anyway :v:

Man, it sucks when someone finds your hidden encampment. We lost a CZ550 and a M24. Time to move.

[QUOTE=Zanpa;36696398]If I join the server with a friend, would you be kind enough to not shoot us on sight? Our names are Zanpa and Jester. We do not have any interesting loot anyway :v:[/QUOTE] there are no name tags good luck to you both

[QUOTE=DeEz;36696416]there are no name tags good luck to you both[/QUOTE] Oh. Well, we will just cry over direct chat then.

Anyone know Rockets email? I want to ask him something.

i havent tested yet, but how buggy is 1.7.2? i read what you guys posted but im not sure if that one fix chernarus applied fixed most of them or just that one waiting for character issue

[QUOTE=Zanpa;36696398]If I join the server with a friend, would you be kind enough to not shoot us on sight? Our names are Zanpa and Jester. We do not have any interesting loot anyway :v:[/QUOTE] I will personally make it my goal to find you. I will track you through the rain, through the snow, through searing heat and freezing cold. I will follow you across mountains, through jungles, past fields of green. I will sniff you out of your hole and chase you to the ends of Chernarus. And when you finally realize that there is no escape as you feel my bone-chilling breath, smelling of rank death and decaying flesh, upon the back of your neck... I will give you all of my beans.

[QUOTE=DeEz;36696452]i havent tested yet, but how buggy is 1.7.2? i read what you guys posted but im not sure if that one fix chernarus applied fixed most of them or just that one waiting for character issue[/QUOTE] Invisible spawning and ghillie suit not working is still happening.

[QUOTE=Chernarus;36696270]I got new files, join no update for you needed at this moment. THIS FIXES ALL WAITING ISSUES.[/QUOTE] -snip- nevermind, I finally got in

[QUOTE=GhostG45;36696454]I will personally make it my goal to find you. I will track you through the rain, through the snow, through searing heat and freezing cold. I will follow you across mountains, through jungles, past fields of green. I will sniff you out of your hole and chase you to the ends of Chernarus. And when you finally realize that there is no escape as you feel my bone-chilling breath, smelling of rank death and decaying flesh... I will give you all of my beans.[/QUOTE] every time you post i regret killing you

[QUOTE=TehMentos;36696388]Nothing has changed for me. Still getting "waiting for character to create" :-/[/QUOTE] Same here, WAIT NO I JUST GOT IN! Also you don't mind if I invade your little Mumble channel, do you? It's shit being alone :smith:

wait, so can someone reply to me and tell me what is so bad about this patch? haven't been able to play on it yet.

[QUOTE=TehMentos;36696388]Nothing has changed for me. Still getting "waiting for character to create" :-/[/QUOTE] Well did you wait a little? It should go Loading, Loading, waiting for character to create, setting up for the first time, waiting for character to create, receiving.

[QUOTE=Chernarus;36696513]Well did you wait a little? It should go Loading, Loading, waiting for character to create, setting up for the first time, waiting for character to create, receiving.[/QUOTE] Been waiting since I posted. Gonna restart my game and try again. edit: Still not working.

[QUOTE=Blastoise_;36696492]wait, so can someone reply to me and tell me what is so bad about this patch? haven't been able to play on it yet.[/QUOTE] - (The Facepunch server is giving many people connection problems.) - Putting on clothes causes your character to swim through the floor and effectively lose all of your inventory. (Excluding what's in your rucksack and toolbelt.) - Some people are spawning invisible or finding that their ghillie suits/camouflage clothing is missing/invisible. - Bear traps don't spawn as often as tin cans and empty whiskey bottles. That's all I've really noticed. Other than that it seems fine. [editline]9th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=DeEz;36696484]every time you post i regret killing you[/QUOTE] Every time you post I'm glad that all of that loot went to someone as sweet as you.

[QUOTE=GhostG45;36696556]- (The Facepunch server is giving many people connection problems.) - Putting on clothes causes your character to swim through the floor and effectively lose all of your inventory. (Excluding what's in your rucksack and toolbelt.) - Some people are spawning invisible or finding that their ghillie suits/camouflage clothing is missing/invisible. - Bear traps don't spawn as often as tin cans and empty whiskey bottles. That's all I've really noticed. Other than that it seems fine. [editline]9th July 2012[/editline] Every time you post I'm glad that all of that loot went to someone as sweet as you.[/QUOTE] wait so whats everybody complaining about?

Fucking hell someone put a bear trap in the barracks and I died.

I guess I'll grow into hating those traps eventually.

[QUOTE=SkweezyJibs;36696301]You're not famous.[/QUOTE] Oh god I guess you have never been in the mumble, it's hilarious :v: the things people tell me about what others say about me, it's great [QUOTE=GhostG45;36696318]Can I have your autograph?[/QUOTE] [img]http://fontmeme.com/create.php?text=The%20Western%20Bandit&name=Vtc-NueTattooScript.ttf&size=40&style_color=15155E[/img] Sorry the reply took so long, had to contact my agency back in Sweden about the autograph

I managed to join the server without a problem, by the way. I re-downloaded the files a few minutes ago, don't know if it matters. But my friend who is using Six couldn't join. He is trying to reinstall the "hard way" to see if it works.

fucking loading screen

So when I first started playing DayZ someone by the name of FLAKT messaged me on Steam and started chatting me like a fine gentleman. We talked casually for a little while, he laughed at bobsynergy and called him a "splerg" and all sorts of other such silliness and I giggled tritely like a young schoolgirl as I aimlessly wandered Prigorodki in search of a crowbar, not knowing better like a calf who was trying to stand up on its weak legs. I didn't talk to FLAKT for a few weeks, but that was okay because I was making new friends (For some reason all of my new friends were zombies though. I guess everyone else thought I smelled funny or something.) and eventually came to live in a pleasant equilibrium with everyone in the Facepunch community, sort of like a cooler version of Switzerland. Then today FLAKT messages me asking about the server issues... And suddenly... [img]http://niggaupload.com/images/4sSR3.png[/img] [i]Sacrebleu![/i] [QUOTE=Blastoise_;36696591]wait so whats everybody complaining about?[/QUOTE] Most everyone has been stuck at "Waiting for host" or "Waiting for character to create" for the better part of 1.7.2's existence and James has been working tirelessly to fix it.

[QUOTE=GhostG45;36696682]So when I first started playing DayZ someone by the name of FLAKT messaged me on Steam and started chatting me like a fine gentleman. We talked casually for a little while, he laughed at bobsynergy and called him a "splerg" and all sorts of other such silliness and I giggled tritely like a young schoolgirl as I aimlessly wandered Prigorodki in search of a crowbar, not knowing better like a calf who was trying to stand up on its weak legs. I didn't talk to FLAKT for a few weeks, but that was okay because I was making new friends (For some reason all of my new friends were zombies though. I guess everyone else thought I smelled funny or something.) and eventually came to live in a pleasant equilibrium with everyone in the Facepunch community, sort of like a cooler version of Switzerland. Then today FLAKT messages me asking about the server issues... And suddenly... [img]http://niggaupload.com/images/4sSR3.png[/img] [i]Sacrebleu![/i] Most everyone has been stuck at "Waiting for host" or "Waiting for character to create" for the better part of 1.7.2's existence and James has been working tirelessly to fix it.[/QUOTE] But ghost I had to contact my agency in Sweden for that, this man does not have an agency! laughed though, 10/10 would read again