DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

if i were to play right now, what are the odds i'd lose all my shit

[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;36715667]if i were to play right now, what are the odds i'd lose all my shit[/QUOTE] High.

The game may not be working but boy do I like the new DayZ forums. [editline]11th July 2012[/editline] Except for a majority of the people posting on them, of course. :v:

[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/1zej9u0.jpg[/IMG] blood, pls

[QUOTE=tarnation;36716023][IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/1zej9u0.jpg[/IMG] blood, pls[/QUOTE] coords pls

[QUOTE=xxncxx;36716037]coords pls[/QUOTE] it was a screen from a while ago, I've died since then [editline]11th July 2012[/editline] wait no I didn't actually what happened was my friend came to save me and he ended up falling off the last flight of stairs and broke his legs and died after he scored me 3 pieces of meat I took matches and stuff off his body and eventually made it back to 12k blood

Does anyone on here have more Bandit Kills/Murders than Zed kills?

I placed a tent pretty much inside a tree and I can't access anything for it. Is this because of the tree or could it be server issues?

[QUOTE=Zoo;36716276]I placed a tent pretty much inside a tree and I can't access anything for it. Is this because of the tree or could it be server issues?[/QUOTE] It's because it's in the tree - same thing happened to me.

[QUOTE=skynet.;36716320]It's because it's in the tree - same thing happened to me.[/QUOTE] There has to be a way.

Nope. Your tent is lost.

[QUOTE=Zoo;36716397]There has to be a way.[/QUOTE] I had to search for the perfect tiny little spot.

Absolutely outrageous. I join a server inside the Cherno supermarket and get gunned down by an AK as I pick up a map. It was dark and I had no flares or light equipment except for my default flashlight which I never use. I always get pushed back to square one, but the guide posted some pages back is sure helping.

Ah god-damn, my camp got raided and I was able to stop it, but was forced to move it, due to the dodgy servers at the moment, moving just made all the stuff despawn 2 hours later [editline]11th July 2012[/editline] it rolled back so far even my weapons in my inventory are gone, except my pistol

God dammit, the lag/desync ate my tent full of weapons, ammo and provisions. Great. :suicide:

I'm such a fucking dumbass. Was at Devil's Castle, on a ledge next to the wall, accidently ran off a corner and fell. 300 blood, ak-74 with 8 mags you name it. Decided to whip out my frag grenade and blow myself up. Holy fucking shit the noise from a frag grenade fucking killed my ears. God damn it, such a fucking dumbass. There goes my 14 day character. Sigh. (Going to the castle was fucking cool though)

[QUOTE=skynet.;36716542]I had to search for the perfect tiny little spot.[/QUOTE] How long did that take?

What the hell is up with this visual thing? Now the only way to enter any town is crawling. Also everytime I log in, I start bleeding (no I haven't disconnected and reconnected while bleeding) straight away. Horseshit. And major lag on every server I go on, fuck it.

[QUOTE=Zerohe;36715154]ocket needs to add an amphibious assault craft so we can absolutely fortify the shoreline somewhere and then make the Chernarian of Saving Private Ryan: [I]SAVING PRIVATE VLADIMIR[/I] [/QUOTE] It's "Saving Private Ivan"

Man, ladders are fucking deadly in this game. I was trying to crawl up one prone since I had broke my leg, and my guy just bugs out and gets stuck, then someone manages to snipe me as I'm spazzing out.

dayzmod.com gives a fucking dns error now. FFS

Why is the server locked?

[QUOTE=SuedeSalmon;36717917]Why is the server locked?[/QUOTE] It's about to restart.

[IMG]http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/Mysterypegnuin/tookforever.png[/IMG] This took forever on foot. I was lost the whole time.

In cherno at the church. 4000 blood :v: someone help me edit: Scratch that. 113 blood in medical tent

'...and then I thought, this door should keep them outside!' nope Zombies don't give a fuck about doors

fucking intense night, was in the middle of nowhere with 3 friends really late at night. Found a 4 door car with 2 wheels missing. I had a .50 cal and decided it was best to overlook the car, while my friends searched the area. Whilst one of us changed the car wheel, he got headshotted cleanly. I crawled through the forest to get the best vantage point to cover my friends to place the last wheel on the car to get out of there. I notice a tent at the top of the hill, with two snipers perched over-looking the car, using it as a trap. I take out one of them whilst my friend gets in position to replace the tire. He rushes the car to put the wheel on whilst the other sniper is busy repositioning. We threw 2 red smoke grenades next to the car to use cover while I tried ousting the last sniper. He fires a shot and I see him. Drop him, loot their tent and bodies. 1x .50 cal 2x ghillie suits 1x MP5S 2 x jerry can 3 x frag grenades 1 x AKM 1 x DMR So intense and such a good haul. Put the wheel on the car, fill it up and head to Elektro. Amazing feeling haha.

Wow what is happening ? I'm losing 5 blood per second even thought I bandaged myself, took morphine and even ate a can of sardines.

Stuck up in the mountains without a map, come across some dead player in a shack. Extra flashlight for me it seems.

[QUOTE=Super_Poo;36718702]Stuck up in the mountains without a map, come across some dead player in a shack. Extra flashlight for me it seems.[/QUOTE] What a haul.