DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;36727520]read the fucking OP[/QUOTE] For some reason it couldn't load it :< Buuuut... Got it now. [editline]12th July 2012[/editline] By "it" I mean the first page.

Vaulted off the hospital, fuck.

Holy shit this one zombie guy was so goddamn annoying I wanted to shit on my socks and eat them. I was looting some village. Had everything I needed, some food, ammo, bandages, yet no weapon. Then all of the sudden I startled some zombie and he just went hella mad. Because I had no weapon, all I could do was run and try to shake him off. I went inside buildings, I went around obstacles hoping he'd get stuck but no, this dude was determined. I ran more than 10 minutes with him chasing me before reaching another town. Here, I once more tried to shake him off by using obstacles. This ofcourse attracted some other zombies. After a few minutes of running circles I finally chased them off by entering a building and going up the stairs. Then I saw him. Slowly walking towards the stairs. All the while I was thinking 'Nah man, this dude won't come up. He'll just turn around and walk past the stairs'. Noooooope. I was cornered and the only way out was to jump. I waited for a few seconds but he just kept on coming closer and closer. So I jumped, broke some bones and died because some autistic fuck of a zombie decided to chase me through hell and back and then some more

I infiltrate barracks and stary sobor by working in pairs and reconnecting whenever a zombie spots us. :suicide:

[QUOTE=DoubleDD;36727795]Holy shit this one zombie guy was so goddamn annoying I wanted to shit on my socks and eat them. I was looting some village. Had everything I needed, some food, ammo, bandages, yet no weapon. Then all of the sudden I startled some zombie and he just went hella mad. Because I had no weapon, all I could do was run and try to shake him off. I went inside buildings, I went around obstacles hoping he'd get stuck but no, this dude was determined. I ran more than 10 minutes with him chasing me before reaching another town. Here, I once more tried to shake him off by using obstacles. This ofcourse attracted some other zombies. After a few minutes of running circles I finally chased them off by entering a building and going up the stairs. Then I saw him. Slowly walking towards the stairs. All the while I was thinking 'Nah man, this dude won't come up. He'll just turn around and walk past the stairs'. Noooooope. I was cornered and the only way out was to jump. I waited for a few seconds but he just kept on coming closer and closer. So I jumped, broke some bones and died because some autistic fuck of a zombie decided to chase me through hell and back and then some more[/QUOTE] That would be great creepy pasta The one zombie that didn't give up

Is FP a different HIVE or something now, every single server I join I am in the debug spawn but in the FP server I'm fine

For some reason even after updating to the latest beta patch I still don't have the right version for US133 Is there a reason/fix for this?

[QUOTE=_Axel;36727289]Found a corpse named Eli on the road. Is it anyone here ?[/QUOTE] I'm Eli, was I carrying anything good? Also sorry to the guy that was bandaging in the middle of the field when I ran past him with five zombies. I'm glad you didn't shoot me (I heard a gunshot), but yeah...I kind of found a pistol in a shed and came back to kill you. Sorry.

[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;36728498]For some reason even after updating to the latest beta patch I still don't have the right version for US133 Is there a reason/fix for this?[/QUOTE] Re-follow the tutorial in the OP, I had to do it to be properly updated as well.

[QUOTE=supe7nova;36728516]I'm Eli, was I carrying anything good? Also sorry to the guy that was bandaging in the middle of the field when I ran past him with five zombies. I'm glad you didn't shoot me (I heard a gunshot), but yeah...I kind of found a pistol in a shed and came back to kill you. Sorry.[/QUOTE] A bandage and a can of coke. I think it was all. How did you die ?

Chernarus can you get on the mumble

[QUOTE=_Axel;36728654]A bandage and a can of coke. I think it was all. How did you die ?[/QUOTE] Made the mistake of having a friendly chat with a guy on the roof of the fire station in electro. Only, he was inside next to the shotgun spawn and I was on the large exposed roof. Yeah, didn't end well. "Friendly?" "Yeah I'm friendly, my name is Eli, what's yours?" "Friendly?" "Yes, what is your name?" "Friendly?" "I'm starting to think this is going to end ba *Bang*."

[QUOTE=xxncxx;36728753]Chernarus can you get on the mumble[/QUOTE] No you're not being banned if thats what your asking, dogmachines misunderstood what I said.

[QUOTE=supe7nova;36728773]Made the mistake of having a friendly chat with a guy on the roof of the fire station in electro. Only, he was inside next to the shotgun spawn and I was on the large exposed roof. Yeah, didn't end well. "Friendly?" "Yeah I'm friendly, my name's Eli, what's yours?" "Friendly?" "Yes, what is your name?" "Friendly?" "I'm starting to think this is going to end ba *Bang*."[/QUOTE] Ha that was me, I didn't see your chat because you weren't in Direct communication. Sorry, I just didn't like how quiet you were and that you had an enfield. :u

[QUOTE=Naelstrom;36728803]Ha that was me, I didn't see your chat because you weren't in Direct communication. Sorry, I just didn't like how quiet you were and that you had an enfield. :u[/QUOTE] We could have been friends, best friends. Removing all the barb wire together like bros. I went back there to try and find you again. However when climbing the stairs it lagged and I glitched through the window, this was on the third floor. My legs were never the same after that, I crawled all the way to the hospital and shot the glass. There was no morphine... My plan now is to be the crippled guy that greets you in the hospital and says have a nice day when you leave.

So I bumped into my friend in the church and as soon as I bumped into him his legs broke.

Just spent 3 hours with two friends going about the world on some random server with 3DP off, fun as hell. I've killed 6 people for their vehicles so far, only the last one we got was worth anything though. Had two nightvision fals in it, parts for everything needed to repair a car, two m4's with 10 stanag magazines, two hunting rifles with ammo and a m14 with ammo. And a bunch of other miscellaneous stuff, we drove over to stary sobor, got even more equipment and have now settled to stay at NW airfield for the moment :v:

So me and my brother were running towards some guy north west of Stary and right as we were getting close to him, it looks like he attempted to use his grenade launcher on us but he blew himself up instead. He had a M4A1 Holo and a ton of good loot (like GPS, a lot of ammo, etc.) Was this any of you guys by any chance?

[QUOTE=supe7nova;36728941]We could have been friends, best friends. Removing all the barb wire together like bros.[/QUOTE] I have a spare M1911 and i'm at the school if you want it. :(

[QUOTE=Naelstrom;36729118]I have a spare M1911 and i'm at the school if you want it. :([/QUOTE] I have weapons, but i'm feeling a little down at the moment, like the proning kind down due to a lack of unbroken bones in my legs.

I really want to get OA to play DayZ with a few friends of mine but I don't have $20 at the moment. Is there anywhere you guys would know of that I can get it for less?

Oh man, what an exhilerating experience, I was on Us 244, searching electro for food and guns, when I see this guy ak on the floor of the pub with one mag, so I take it and move on to the second floor, where I see a guy crouching down, I shoot him in the head and take his loot (lots of food and tools) and an FN FAL, as I leave electro I see a guy on the little hill, and he proceeds to shoot me and misses so I respond with deadly accuracy, He had an FAL as well, so I looted some mags and went on my way, in the end I got shot from the hospital but I survived, however I only have 1000 blood (hp) left, so I do not know what to do, I have blood bags, but no one to administer them so I am unable to fix my problems, I am happy about the loot though.

I got back to playing today after a month long break. What did I miss? I can't change weapons with the scroll wheel anymore. In options it says I'm supposed to press ";" but no luck there. It just changes the channel.

[QUOTE=Tyvak;36728997]So me and my brother were running towards some guy north west of Stary and right as we were getting close to him, it looks like he attempted to use his grenade launcher on us but he blew himself up instead. He had a M4A1 Holo and a ton of good loot (like GPS, a lot of ammo, etc.) Was this any of you guys by any chance?[/QUOTE] Nope we are alive, at one of the vehicles we found though they blew themselves up with a grenade lol

Who wants to go through an entire night first-person only?

I was just near Stary. I had intended to go and search for food to begin my journey north, but I heard gunshots and crawled over there to find a guy passed out on the ground. I checked him for loot, took some of it, but it wouldn't let me take his pack. I considered giving him a blood transfusion, but sadly I remembered how he'd likely shoot me the moment he got up. I executed him with my revolver, went on and got an ALICE pack and some food/drink from the store, and have begun my trek north. Sorry. If only you could've said something. :v:

How do you lose a Zombie? I got into a house, closed all the doors and hid in a corner. Suddenly ZOMBIE COMES UP FROM UNDER THE FLOOR BOARDS AND RAPES ME IN A CORVER

[QUOTE=FreddiRox!;36729457]How do you lose a Zombie? I got into a house, closed all the doors and hid in a corner. Suddenly ZOMBIE COMES UP FROM UNDER THE FLOOR BOARDS AND RAPES ME IN A CORVER[/QUOTE] You dont.

I'm back after a brief vacation for dayZ. Have Hueys been reimplemented yet? And are there any vehicles on the FP server right now?

[QUOTE=rivershark;36729530]I'm back after a brief vacation for dayZ. Have Hueys been reimplemented yet? And are there any vehicles on the FP server right now?[/QUOTE] the game's kinda broken right now