DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time?
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[QUOTE=vladnag;36743396]i have red button on my mouse which does 5 clicks at once, would i be banned for useing it with a pistol or any other gun?[/QUOTE]
You'd not only be banned, but Rocket would personally send an intercontinental ballistic missile to your home, and after you've climbed out of the wreckage and rubble that is everything you've ever loved, you would see all the people you've ever been close to killed in ways indescribably gruesome. After you've been flogged with wet noodles in a dark cold cell, clinging to life by a thread, you would be sexually violated by a dugong to top it all off like frosting on a big tasty cake of rape.
[editline]12th July 2012[/editline]
So don't press that red button, you fucking hacker.
12 kills just by killing bandits throughout Elektro, then it got ended by a guy with a 74. Good job whoever you are.
[editline]12th July 2012[/editline]
Cherno time now
[QUOTE=Honesty;36743342]Anyone else find 94876 to [B]not[/B] be backwards compatible?[/QUOTE]
Its 1.61 beta now.
[QUOTE=GhostG45;36743494]You'd not only be banned, but Rocket would personally send an intercontinental ballistic missile to your home, and after you've climbed out of the wreckage and rubble that is everything you've ever loved, you would see all the people you've ever been close to killed in ways indescribably gruesome. After you've been flogged with wet noodles in a dark cold cell, clinging to life by a thread, you would be sexually violated by a dugong to top it all off like frosting on a big tasty cake of rape.
[editline]12th July 2012[/editline]
So don't press that red button, you fucking hacker.[/QUOTE]
sexually violated by a Dugong you say? i guess i'll try out my button then
[QUOTE=vladnag;36743728]sexually violated by a Dugong you say? i guess i'll try out my button then[/QUOTE]
It's really a toss-up between a dugong and a stingray. Whichever one is available at the time.
When I want to startup Arma 2 OA it says: [img]http://puu.sh/I2Sz[/img]
Any help?
Wow people are just mean, I just wanted to loot the offices in Elektro dude :(
Someone just shot me down in Elektro.
If you were the one who shot the man with the Enfield as he was coming out of the grocery store, and again in the back as he was running west, then I'll see you in hell. In the mean time, learn to shoot.
Is anyone else getting the "Wait for host" screen for a prolonged amount of time?
[QUOTE=supafly1337;36744039]Is anyone else getting the "Wait for host" screen for a prolonged amount of time?[/QUOTE]
yeah
If that happens just restart the game
The FP server seems to be giving some sort of memory error when i join, anyone else?
Ok is it just or me or am I repeatedly being kicked by battleye? Apparently I have corrupt memory or something
[QUOTE=zerothefallen;36744194]Ok is it just or me or am I repeatedly being kicked by battleye? Apparently I have corrupt memory or something[/QUOTE]
I got this too on a different server.
Lol every ArmA2 player has been kicked for corrupted memory.
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Well, for once, I was at this random server, and acutally met this guy who was friendly. He helped me back on my feet after being chased by zombies, and we managed to go to the international airfield for my first time. Unfortunately, I got gunned down by some guy we tried to hunt. We need more people like Blank Frank, cause the ratio of assholes to friendlies is not so great.
Started playing this about 3 days ago (should have waited for sale, but considering my adventures so far, I don't regret it). Currently I have survived a day, have a M107, AK 74, M1911 and an ALICE pack. Playing with a few friends, and we found two ATVs. Needless to say we all got ARMA for the mod, and we have had 2 accidents, both ending in a ball of fire and many loot lost.
YES YES YES YES, Dayz for the first time hasn't fucked me over
got my stuff back from the stupid sync error, praise rocket
[QUOTE=Zeb Brown;36745256]YES YES YES YES, Dayz for the first time hasn't fucked me over
got my stuff back from the stupid sync error, praise rocket[/QUOTE]
TYBGR.
[editline]12th July 2012[/editline]
Thank you, based god Rocket.
[QUOTE=GhostG45;36745382]TYBGR.
[editline]12th July 2012[/editline]
Thank you, based god Rocket.[/QUOTE]
TYBGR!
What channel should we be in in the mumble server?
Channel 6.
so is the game still fucked or what
I was sitting in the Elektro supermarket, talking on the mic and asking people to transfuse me (I had 3000 blood). Eventually a fellow FPer named Space in game found me and gave me a transfusion. I gave him one as a reward, and then the server restarted.
I love US133.
So I happened to find this pretty interesting camp with many kinds of cars and some tents. Looked at the gear and found loads of NVG's, RangeFinders, Satchel Charges, Coyote Backpacks, Ghillies and other high-end stuff. Like 10+ of everything super-rare. Assumed they were dupers, so we took all the gear and packed it into 3 cars, drove over all the tents and experimented with Satchel Charges on the remaining vehicles.
Was a great day, even found 2 other camps with cars and good gear. Not a single Heli yet tho. Tomorrow we're gonna see what 15 Satchel Charges can do to some major city.
So, last I left my game, I was chilling north of Stary Sobor
I log back in, blunder around looking for the airfield (Because I have no compass, can't be assed to find the sun, and the mapradar wasn't working on that server) and after about half an hour, I find myself on Black Mountain
Which I might mention is completely creepy as fuck
[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;36746006]So, last I left my game, I was chilling north of Stary Sobor
I log back in, blunder around looking for the airfield (Because I have no compass, can't be assed to find the sun, and the mapradar wasn't working on that server) and after about half an hour, I find myself on Black Mountain
Which I might mention is completely creepy as fuck[/QUOTE]
why
[QUOTE=Electric Eye;36746100]why[/QUOTE]
It's just
Eerie
Even moreso than most of the game
[QUOTE=SiberysTranq;36746115]It's just
Eerie
Even moreso than most of the game[/QUOTE]
if you want eerie try climbing the green mountain tower and staring down at night with no nvgs
fuckin gives me chills but then again im gay so
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