DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

[QUOTE=supafly1337;36771855]I went up to the Green Mountain radio tower today. There was a dead body... He had a Lee Enfield... I initially thought this was his cause of death until I saw it, but boy was I wrong... There it was, on his person. Something so dreadful and deadly... It was... A MOUNTAIN DEW![/QUOTE] More like Mountain DOOOOOOOOOOOM

[QUOTE=supafly1337;36771855]I went up to the Green Mountain radio tower today. There was a dead body... He had a Lee Enfield... I initially thought this was his cause of death until I saw it, but boy was I wrong... There it was, on his person. Something so dreadful and deadly... It was... A MOUNTAIN DEW![/QUOTE] you should be able to strap mountain dews to your body to show off your e-peen, much like hats in tf2 pls rocket

[QUOTE=Redball4567;36771822]You need to make sure your joining a server that has the exact same beta version as you do. I think only a very select few currently have the right latest version (US 133 for example).[/QUOTE] well I tried the FP server and instead of 'waiting for host' i got kicked for having a bad player name

[QUOTE=DeEz;36771986]you should be able to strap mountain dews to your body to show off your e-peen, much like hats in tf2 pls rocket[/QUOTE] mountain dew bandolier aka as50 bait

Got in on a server that for some reason wiped our inventories.. My bud spawned [B]inside[/B] a 100% condition GAZ. He drove to pick me and a guy that spawned near me up, we got to Cherno, he got out, we drove over the stowaway and took his gear.. :downs: Got to Balota trying to find fuel, but that the fuck, loot is absolutely [B]terrible[/B] now?? Found no jerry cans and it ended with him getting his legs broken by a zombie..

[QUOTE=Chernarus;36767419][B]1.61RC1 installation guide for Combined Operations users[/B] Make sure your game is updated to BIS patch 1.60 final.(If you use Steam, you have it.) Download BIS patch 1.60 RC1, install it. Use the battleye installer for the release candidate. [B]A2+A2:OA(Both) Steam users:[/B] Make sure you updated to the full 1.61 RC patch.. then launch the game as Combined Operations from your steam library. Make sure you have this in the command line of Arrowhead.. [code]"-mod=@Dayz;" -NoSplash[/code] plus whatever else you want to add. [B]Retail users/Non steam arrowhead etc[/B] Make a new shortcut on your desktop, browse to your Arrowhead directory, then choose the ArmA2OA.exe file in your root arrowhead folder then finish that, go to your desktop and find the shortcut then go into its properties and then add this to the end of Target line(keep the quotation marks and leave a space between this and the stuff already in the Target line.): [code] "-mod=C:\Program Files (x86)\PATH_TO_ARMA2\arma 2;Expansion;ca;@DayZ;" -nosplash -world=Chernarus[/code] Replace PATH_TO_ARMA2 with wherever your ArmA2 is installed(Not arrowhead).[/QUOTE] I followed these instructions and now I can get past "Wait for host", but the game can't get past the loading screen and just crashes. Any advice?

[QUOTE=xxncxx;36771681]I think there might be a hacker on the server. My inventory is now filled with 6 M249 belts when I only had 3 earlier.[/QUOTE] I've been having crazy desyncing issues like this, not sure if it's the result of continued desyncing from the 1.7.2 patch, the overzealous anticheat, or the central hive shitting the bed.

Wait... If a server is marked as "DayZ Sanctuary", does that mean it's somewhat like the servers running private Hives?

How in the fuck do I search crashed choppers?

How do I know if I've got outside of the map?

[QUOTE=Honesty;36772097]Got in on a server that for some reason wiped our inventories.. My bud spawned [B]inside[/B] a 100% condition GAZ. He drove to pick me and a guy that spawned near me up, we got to Cherno, he got out, we drove over the stowaway and took his gear.. :downs: Got to Balota trying to find fuel, but that the fuck, loot is absolutely [B]terrible[/B] now?? Found no jerry cans and it ended with him getting his legs broken by a zombie..[/QUOTE] Looks like someone angered the RNG gods [editline]14th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=JJ Webby;36772225]How in the fuck do I search crashed choppers?[/QUOTE] The loot will be on the ground around them If it's not there, sucks

What the hell i was just searching the military camp at stary sober and i just dropped down dead, no gunshots or other noises what so ever...

[QUOTE=JJ Webby;36772225]How in the fuck do I search crashed choppers?[/QUOTE] Look around in open fields around NW airfield and Stary. When you find one look around it for loot. The loot spawns within a couple meters and can sometimes be hard to see in the grass. Keep in mind someone could have already looted it before you. [QUOTE=Royalpain;36772226]How do I know if I've got outside of the map?[/QUOTE] Terrain will stop generating. There will only be rolling green hills, no trees, buildings, etc. Pretty hard not to notice.

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[QUOTE=Mark364;36772281]What the hell i was just searching the military camp at stary sober and i just dropped down dead, no gunshots or other noises what so ever...[/QUOTE] If they're really really really far away you won't hear the shot Either that or hackers if everyone else on the server died

[QUOTE=Irishman23;36771560]These should spawn in industrial buildings. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rn9rc.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=DeEz;36771986]you should be able to strap mountain dews to your body to show off your e-peen, much like hats in tf2[/QUOTE] Two birds, one stone. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/G2Bxx.png[/IMG] Hire me pls rocket

OMFG what is this [IMG]http://i1136.photobucket.com/albums/n495/ZuluBravo/omg2.jpg[/IMG] and this [IMG]http://i1136.photobucket.com/albums/n495/ZuluBravo/omg1.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=tarasov;36772351]OMFG what is this [IMG]http://i1136.photobucket.com/albums/n495/ZuluBravo/omg2.jpg[/IMG] and this [IMG]http://i1136.photobucket.com/albums/n495/ZuluBravo/omg1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] if i were in that situation i'd sit down and cry because i'd have [B]no[/B] clue what to take

[QUOTE=tarasov;36772351]OMFG what is this [IMG]http://i1136.photobucket.com/albums/n495/ZuluBravo/omg2.jpg[/IMG] and this [IMG]http://i1136.photobucket.com/albums/n495/ZuluBravo/omg1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Standard ammoboxes spawned by hackers

[QUOTE=Pocket_Hulk;36772335]Two birds, one stone. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/G2Bxx.png[/IMG] Hire me pls rocket[/QUOTE] have my babies

[QUOTE=Honesty;36772367]if i were in that situation i'd sit down and cry because i'd have [B]no[/B] clue what to take[/QUOTE] I wouldn't touch hacked weapons with a barge pole.

[QUOTE=Irishman23;36771560]These should definitely be added. Slinging a flashlight around while running at night provides almost no visibility for you and makes you stick out like a sore thumb. These should spawn in industrial buildings. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rn9rc.jpg[/IMG] These should spawn at military loot locations. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/lrlq9.jpg[/IMG] [url]http://www.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/wk9zi/helmet_flashlights/[/url][/QUOTE] Would be useful, but ultimately these will get you spotted by players half a kilometer away, and probably shot.

I want the RC1 patch for Arma 2 right? anybody got a link?

Hackers need to start getting the ACR weapons into the game.

[QUOTE=kukiric;36772385]Standard ammoboxes spawned by hackers[/QUOTE] this is why I'm leaving the wiki open on my iPad so I can crosscheck and find out whether or not I should be picking up the weapons I find or not

[t]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1153170434530723848/8E83DF541876BDAF7D1E7A365C7B9DF05022C0B8/[/t] RIP in peace UAZ 14.7.2012 - 14.7.2012 Lost to fuel consumption, bone breakage and a server running private a Hive. You left our world, but you will never leave our hearts.

So what should the title for v3 be?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?? So I didn't have any satchel charges in the truck or my inventory. Suddenly when I scroll I see "Put Satchel Charges (440 Left)". I'm like WTF and checked my inventory. There is 1 Satchel Charge, 24 in the car. I take one cooked meat from the car and suddenly there is 440 Satchle Charges on the ground, ready to be picked up. [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/dRFLD.jpg[/thumb] WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

[QUOTE=kukiric;36772385]Standard ammoboxes spawned by hackers[/QUOTE] I didn't dare touch anything in fear of hacks, glitches and bugs. (Besides, as far as weapon statistics go none would make a big difference to the familiar gear... except the PKP machine gun with its magnifying optics). But having a Vintorez... wasn't in the box but its ammo was there. I could do very nasty things for a legit Vintorez.

[QUOTE=sevee;36772447]WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?? So I didn't have any satchel charges in the truck or my inventory. Suddenly when I scroll I see "Put Satchel Charges (440 Left)". I'm like WTF and checked my inventory. There is 1 Satchel Charge, 24 in the car. I take one cooked meat from the car and suddenly there is 440 Satchle Charges on the ground, ready to be picked up. [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/dRFLD.jpg[/thumb] WHAT JUST HAPPENED?[/QUOTE] You might want to take a couple steps away from your computer, put gasoline on it and light it on fire. To prevent yourself from getting banned of course.