DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time?
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[QUOTE=sevee;36772447]WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??
So I didn't have any satchel charges in the truck or my inventory. Suddenly when I scroll I see "Put Satchel Charges (440 Left)". I'm like WTF and checked my inventory. There is 1 Satchel Charge, 24 in the car. I take one cooked meat from the car and suddenly there is 440 Satchle Charges on the ground, ready to be picked up.
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/dRFLD.jpg[/thumb]
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?[/QUOTE]
is this on 133?
[QUOTE=sevee;36772447]WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??
So I didn't have any satchel charges in the truck or my inventory. Suddenly when I scroll I see "Put Satchel Charges (440 Left)". I'm like WTF and checked my inventory. There is 1 Satchel Charge, 24 in the car. I take one cooked meat from the car and suddenly there is 440 Satchle Charges on the ground, ready to be picked up.
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/dRFLD.jpg[/thumb]
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?[/QUOTE]
blow up cherno and elektro
[QUOTE=sevee;36772447]WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??
So I didn't have any satchel charges in the truck or my inventory. Suddenly when I scroll I see "Put Satchel Charges (440 Left)". I'm like WTF and checked my inventory. There is 1 Satchel Charge, 24 in the car. I take one cooked meat from the car and suddenly there is 440 Satchle Charges on the ground, ready to be picked up.
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/dRFLD.jpg[/thumb]
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?[/QUOTE]
Kill them all Johnny.
Kill them all.
Ah, now "ALALALLA LOL" appeared in the middle of my screen. Some big hecker on the the server.. Well, I'm not complaining.
Uuuuugh, still getting Waiting for Host even after trying the posted fix
[QUOTE=zerotwelve;36772432]I want the RC1 patch for Arma 2 right? anybody got a link?[/QUOTE]
[url=http://forums.bistudio.com/showthread.php?137181-ARMA-2-OA-1-61-(Release-Candidate-1)-build-94945]Here.[/url]
Nope, now I'm crashing
Can't join any servers. Whenever I join one, it just stays at the Waiting for host black screen. I can still see whats happening in the server, like server rules and who got killed on the bottom left.
When I try joining the FP server, it gives me a battleye failed to initialize error.
Any help?
[QUOTE=Ridz0r;36772655]Can't join any servers. Whenever I join one, it just stays at the Waiting for host black screen. I can still see whats happening in the server, like server rules and who got killed on the bottom left.
When I try joining the FP server, it gives me a battleye failed to initialize error.
Any help?[/QUOTE]
Update battleeye manually.
I keep reconnecting to fix artifacts all over my screen, and I am knocked unconcious every time with a 5 minute timer. It's not that bad though, I have 12k blood and am not bleeding and am in a safe location. The timer's just a silly inconvenience. :v:
for some reason i have infinite grenades instead of just one
this could be fun
[QUOTE=DeEz;36772757]for some reason i have infinite grenades instead of just one
this could be fun[/QUOTE]
Did you find a fix for the Waiting for Host and Black screen yet?
[QUOTE=DeEz;36772757]for some reason i have infinite grenades instead of just one
this could be fun[/QUOTE]
I seem to have infinite Satchel Charges in my inventory. Could be even more fun. Might visit 133 at some point.
[B]How to update Battleye client[/B]
[url]http://www.battleye.com/downloads/arma2/1.61/BEClient.dll[/url]
Put that into
C:\Users\%USERNAME%\AppData\Local\ArmA 2 OA\BattlEye\
Well that was confusing. My first time playing and all I managed to do is run for about 10 minutes from Zombies and then I died from blood loss. Are their any guides available?
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019-090 On PA1.
There are dozens of weapons, ammo for all of them.
L85
Bizon SD
MK-48
M249
M4A1 CCO
DMR
M9SD
There are literally hundreds of STANAG SD mags, dozens of M9SD mags etc.
Loot it before they move it!
MY EYES THEY BURN
nice toaster
hive down again?
[QUOTE=DeEz;36773024]hive down again?[/QUOTE]
no
Looks like someone took a screenshot of Arma in 800x600, then stretched it out to 1920x1080 in paint, then saved it as a jpeg, printed it out on low quality then faxed it to you, then you scanned it and added the colour with filters in photoshop and uploaded it to photobucket
HOW does 2 Satchel Charges kill me from this distance??
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/Emef1.jpg[/thumb]
That's the barracks btw..
[QUOTE=Tacooo;36773039]Looks like someone took a screenshot of Arma in 800x600, then stretched it out to 1920x1080 in paint, then saved it as a jpeg, printed it out on low quality then faxed it to you, then you scanned it and added the colour with filters in photoshop and uploaded it to photobucket[/QUOTE]
It's a Dell laptop dude..
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Which pixel is you
how do I chat? I'm using direct communication but my friend can't see the chat
[QUOTE=pip12345;36766934]Ambient animals such as bunnies are rendered client-side but bigger animals such as cows / sheep aren't.
Thats why your friend couldn't see him.[/QUOTE]
Are you sure about that? I mean I know Arma does a lot of stuff client side, but we see bunnies together all the time. Since I recorded that, it's pretty much become a thing for us to shout "Bunny!" like that and more often than not, we see the bunny the other is shouting at.
[QUOTE=AlfieGroove;36773191]how do I chat? I'm using direct communication but my friend can't see the chat[/QUOTE]
/ is the default iirc
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;36773210]/ is the default iirc[/QUOTE]
yes I'm typing messages but my friend can't see them
I just had the most amazing round of dayz in weeks.
I spawned near cherno, found a lee enfield in the firestation. I went to the town hall to camp on the roof, when a nice chap was running towards me and then started shooting at me with an AKM, so I gunned him down (he didn't even hit me), and took all his stuff. He was quite well equipped, had 6 AKM mags, an m1911 with 6 mags and almost all gadgets, also a backpack full of medicine.
Fucking score!
So I immediately went onto the town hall roof, and saw some fucker running around shooting at a guy with no weapons. I gunned him down, and the other chap looted him, so I gunned him down too (he had weapons now!)
After roughly 10 kills, some dudes decided to shoot at me, but missed me completely.
Not knowing what to do, I was trying to find them in my panic. Suddenly, there was a guy on the same roof as I, he had a makarov and hit me once, but I didn't loose any blood. He though lost all of his for this atrocity.
5 minutes later, a guy was standing in front of me, ridding me with bullets, but I killed him first. Just as I said "FUCK YOU" over Voip, a ghillieguy appeared behind me. He totally mowed me down with a SAW, but due to some weird bug, I still could shoot, even though I had -39500 blood, and he died, shortly followed by my death.
I think they were hackers, as I didn't hear them climbing up, while I clearly heard the makarov guy climbing up. Also the ghillie guy just appeared behind me out of nowhere. Atleast I killed them, and my total killcount was 13 in the end.
[QUOTE=AlfieGroove;36773229]yes I'm typing messages but my friend can't see them[/QUOTE]
Try changing channel. If your friends are nearby, use the Direct communication channel.
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