DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

[QUOTE=PistolKid;36783848]Zombies are no longer a problem for me and my friend, now it's the snipers that plague the landscape. Thank goodness we got away from the cities with enough tools and equipment to independently survive off the land and become hermits.[/QUOTE] Just you wait. The urge to venture into the high population areas will strike you soon enough.

[QUOTE=GhostG45;36783926]Just you wait. The urge to venture into the high population areas will strike you soon enough.[/QUOTE] That.

The fuck was that? I was going to meet up with the axe guy in cherno and now I got assaulted, lost even more gear.

[QUOTE=XeroG;36784101]The fuck was that? I was going to meet up with the axe guy in cherno and now I got assaulted, lost even more gear.[/QUOTE] You went into cherno.

[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;36783266]Somehow a zombie hit me. Now I am coughing and loosing 3 blood every seconds. Only antibiotics cure that. I thought I can only get infected from cold.[/QUOTE] Oh right, I thought you could only get it from having your temperature too high/low.

[QUOTE=XeroG;36784101]The fuck was that? I was going to meet up with the axe guy in cherno and now I got assaulted, lost even more gear.[/QUOTE] You do NOT want to meet up with me. I've been playing Amnesia sounds and Xen sounds through my mic as I stalk people. They usually end up sprinting.

[thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/541806785167856174/81CF01FF04E60598C137C7AFE582D9E80B9FD438/[/thumb] [thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/541806785167886322/FB8DD0F5CAE35813145B8CF03384D65E0714800E/[/thumb] Never fuck with me

[QUOTE=DrLuke;36784202][thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/541806785167856174/81CF01FF04E60598C137C7AFE582D9E80B9FD438/[/thumb] [thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/541806785167886322/FB8DD0F5CAE35813145B8CF03384D65E0714800E/[/thumb] Never fuck with me[/QUOTE] Did you take his $?

Damn BattleEye. I can't get to the FP server to get the morphine for my friend. Beta patch 94945 and the new BEClient.dll but this shit still won't fly.

Fuck yeah, the server I found my ATV on restarted so it flipped back upright

fucking hell, my gaming mouses right button went soft while playing DayZ, plus I've got a infection now.

So, me and my friend were at Novy. We hear some faint gunshots and are like "shit". We start to slowly move towards the forest to the north-east. On the way there, we see the crashed helicopter, a load of aggro'd zombies and smoke. We can see a few survivors running around, but we thought it would be better to just get in the woods to stay in cover. We get to the woods, and we slowly move round to get a view of the crash. We heard a sniper shot, that I can only assume is what NoDachi was talking about - needless to say we shit a brick. When we finally got to the woods next to the crash, the commotion seems to have stopped. However just as we were about to give up (we had already looted that crash earlier :v:) we notice two guys running from the chopper in our general direction (we were sat in the leaves of trees). Needless to say I opened up with my M249. I cut down one of them, but not so sure what happened to the second guy (They both ran behind some trees as I killed the one). We got a better view and only one body was there, with two zombies stood picking their noses further back - the other guy? We came to the conclusion that the other guy had disconnected - much to our sadness. My newly acquired M249 would have to wait for more blood. Just then, the server began to restart. Anyway, we come back on after the restart and begin looking at maps to figure out where to go. As I am doing this, my mate goes "Shit! Get down!". Being myself, I just go "huh?" look to the side and see somebody just knelt there, with a gun aimed right at me. Luckily, my mate began giving suppressing fire from behind a bush (he couldn't see shit) and I went prone. As I hit the ground, the guy fires at me, somehow missing from about 10-20ft away and having however much time he spent getting his aim lined up. My mate continued the fire and I began to crawl to get a better view (I too was behind the bush now). Problem - the scumbag disconnected. Needless to say we thought it would be a better idea to run instead of sit and wait. [b]Edit:[/b] Needless to say needless to say.

Needless to say... [editline]15th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=DrLuke;36784202][thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/541806785167856174/81CF01FF04E60598C137C7AFE582D9E80B9FD438/[/thumb] [thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/541806785167886322/FB8DD0F5CAE35813145B8CF03384D65E0714800E/[/thumb] Never fuck with me[/QUOTE] I need a dollar dollar a dollar is what i need - hey hey...

Ran into a group of three, took them by surprise, killing the first two of them while playing the axe murderer shriek from cry of fear, chased the unarmed third once through buildings and alleyways before he finally lost me in the woods. :v: He must have a gallon of shit in his pants right now. Didn't even take the people I killed shit, I'm going full axe. Also changed my characters skin to the zombie for added horror.

Is there a camping trip in Elektro? I found tents in front of the Supermarket,school and one inside the church.

How does the audio options work? Whats the difference between effects, microphone, VON, and radio? And is music the ambient sounds?

[t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/22107915/Die%20waffen/dayz/screenshots/ural%20ride/2012-07-15_00022.jpg[/t] [t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/22107915/Die%20waffen/dayz/screenshots/ural%20ride/2012-07-15_00025.jpg[/t] Some dumb fuck had left an Ural standing on the highway. I took the Hilux and my friend the Ural, and we drove to a field were we moved the things over. Inside the Ural we found 50 AK74 mags, a bunch of SVD, PKM, KSVK and Mak mags, plus a bunch of grenades, flares and smoke nades. Drove to Balota to fill the Ural up at the airstrip, and then we found another Ural.. Moved things over. Found another Ural with a full tank. We now have 75 AK74 mags, 50 or so Mak mags, a bunch of grenades and 25 steaks. :v:

You don't need that many Urals... I can easily take one off your hands...

We blew up the two duplicates.

Duplicates? What?

Is the ghille suit still broken, or it was fixed?

yea its fixed.

Yes put it on.

[QUOTE=BigOwl;36784873]Ran into a group of three, took them by surprise, killing the first two of them while playing the axe murderer shriek from cry of fear, chased the unarmed third once through buildings and alleyways before he finally lost me in the woods. :v: He must have a gallon of shit in his pants right now. Didn't even take the people I killed shit, I'm going full axe. Also changed my characters skin to the zombie for added horror.[/QUOTE] Are you using any neat programs or are you streaming it through stereo mix

[QUOTE=DrLuke;36784202][thumb]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/541806785167856174/81CF01FF04E60598C137C7AFE582D9E80B9FD438/[/thumb] Never fuck with me[/QUOTE] You killed someone that wasn't looking anywhere near you. mlg

[QUOTE=Yuskolov123;36784777]So, me and my friend were at Novy. We hear some faint gunshots and are like "shit". We start to slowly move towards the forest to the north-east. On the way there, we see the crashed helicopter, a load of aggro'd zombies and smoke. We can see a few survivors running around, but we thought it would be better to just get in the woods to stay in cover. We get to the woods, and we slowly move round to get a view of the crash. We heard a sniper shot, that I can only assume is what NoDachi was talking about - needless to say we shit a brick. When we finally got to the woods next to the crash, the commotion seems to have stopped. However just as we were about to give up (we had already looted that crash earlier :v:) we notice two guys running from the chopper in our general direction (we were sat in the leaves of trees). Needless to say I opened up with my M249. I cut down one of them, but not so sure what happened to the second guy (They both ran behind some trees as I killed the one). We got a better view and only one body was there, with two zombies stood picking their noses further back - the other guy? We came to the conclusion that the other guy had disconnected - much to our sadness. My newly acquired M249 would have to wait for more blood. Just then, the server began to restart. Anyway, we come back on after the restart and begin looking at maps to figure out where to go. As I am doing this, my mate goes "Shit! Get down!". Being myself, I just go "huh?" look to the side and see somebody just knelt there, with a gun aimed right at me. Luckily, my mate began giving suppressing fire from behind a bush (he couldn't see shit) and I went prone. As I hit the ground, the guy fires at me, somehow missing from about 10-20ft away and having however much time he spent getting his aim lined up. My mate continued the fire and I began to crawl to get a better view (I too was behind the bush now). Problem - the scumbag disconnected. Needless to say we thought it would be a better idea to run instead of sit and wait. [b]Edit:[/b] Needless to say needless to say.[/QUOTE] Haha, yeah that was the firefight I was having with those guys. I only had my bison so it was hard working killing them. I'm glad you got another one. And yes, they are disconnecting scumbags.

[QUOTE=Yuskolov123;36785078]Duplicates? What?[/QUOTE] Eh that can be misinterpreted.. sorry. We blew up the two spare Urals (We found them, didn't hack them in).

I'm starting to like this character. In this life, I've made friends, and enemies. I found my first M4A1, my first Coyote Backpack, and now, my first M107 in this life. Life is good. :v:

I ran into the same group of people twice. Glad they didn't kill me, it's good to know that there are still people who don't kill on sight.

[QUOTE=NoDachi;36785136]Haha, yeah that was the firefight I was having with those guys. I only had my bison so it was hard working killing them. I'm glad you got another one. And yes, they are disconnecting scumbags.[/QUOTE] If I had known that you were there, I would have raced in to help