DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

Crawled up behind two people and started making whispery little snake noises, one turns and I axe him in the face, other one unloads a clip in panic, somehow misses every shot, turns without bothering to reload, and books. I chase him for about 15 minutes through the woods with this on loop: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg[/media] Meanwhile him shouting over local "LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE I HAVE NOTHING I HAVE NOTHING" But the beats kept on pumping and every time he stopped to try and logout I got too close so he had to keep running, eventually he thinks hes far enough away from me to try logging, I catch up to him and pop him open like a can of beans, with the music still playing. Now I'm lost in the woods, but all I should have to do is head south and I'll be fine. The axe murderer of Cherno prevails again.

[QUOTE=Chernarus;36789778]Yeah.. that should have been me.. I did some epic swerving manoeuvres to evade you.[/QUOTE] Thanks for not hitting me, and yeah that was some nice swerving you did there.

Logged in to test Nightvision that friend gave me, among more tons of high quality shit everything. gone. ghillie, all tools in the game, silenced m4 or whatever with red dot, mountain dews, coyote backpack, 1911, med supplies, nv fuck me.

[QUOTE=DDoSCat;36789911]Logged in to test Nightvision that friend gave me, among more tons of high quality shit everything. gone. ghillie, all tools in the game, silenced m4 or whatever with red dot, mountain dews, coyote backpack, 1911, med supplies, nv fuck me.[/QUOTE] Come to Cherno, I'll help you get it back.

Mountain dew is the only worthwhile item you had, no worries.

[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578961482076504993/8B744181A92BCB3632A58D1F5FC78F63B8EFBBB5/[/t] Fucking sniper thought I was dead.

[QUOTE=DDoSCat;36789911]Logged in to test Nightvision that friend gave me, among more tons of high quality shit everything. gone. ghillie, all tools in the game, silenced m4 or whatever with red dot, mountain dews, coyote backpack, 1911, med supplies, nv fuck me.[/QUOTE] Was it before 1.7.2.3? If so, die, you will get it back.

[QUOTE=Character;36790019][t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578961482076504993/8B744181A92BCB3632A58D1F5FC78F63B8EFBBB5/[/t] Fucking sniper thought I was dead.[/QUOTE] Remember: "Illegal copies may degrade" Remember: "Illegal copies may degrade"

[QUOTE=Cuon Alpinus;36788636]My friend and I just found two bear traps. Apparently, if you pick it up after deploying, it will still break your legs if you walk over where you placed it.[/QUOTE] Does this only work for the last place you put it? Because, if not.... INFINITE INVISIBLE BEAR TRAPS

I found a bear trap in some barn, now to spam them in Cherno.

I'm tired of playing the lone bandito, any group that plays on US133 a lot wants a new comrade? I've been playing bandit since I started this game and I'm getting bored, I want to group up with people that have fun objectives other than killing players. [editline]16th July 2012[/editline] When I won't be in the debug forest anymore that is woops

[QUOTE=Onirik;36790139]I'm tired of playing the lone bandito, any group that plays on US133 a lot wants a new comrade? I've been playing bandit since I started this game and I'm getting bored, I want to group up with people that have fun objectives other than killing players. [editline]16th July 2012[/editline] When I won't be in the debug forest anymore that is woops[/QUOTE] Okay. Who are you in mumble?

Onitiger, I only connected once though; I don't see the point of joining when I don't have anybody to play with so far.

RIP Dudders.

[QUOTE=peterson;36790246]RIP Dudders.[/QUOTE] :(

[IMG]http://puu.sh/IUZ8[/IMG]

[QUOTE=dudder;36790260]:([/QUOTE] The bullet went in your head so I'd recommend closed casket

[QUOTE=Onirik;36790218]Onitiger, I only connected once though; I don't see the point of joining when I don't have anybody to play with so far.[/QUOTE] Get on and I shall commence playing with you. [sp]rainbows incoming[/sp]

How to optimize FPS? I have post processing off, and there is NO FPS difference in places like cherno between very low settings and very high ones (11 FPS each).

3d resolution should match whatever you're running the monitor at it was on 1600x900 for me and when i set it to 1920x1080 it boosted my framerate by 20fps (35>55)

It is.

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Just got kicked for BattleEye Script Restriction #140

[QUOTE=zach1193;36790522]how in the world do I equip things like soda, I somehow got a flashlight in my hands, which I don't want, can someone help me out with this real quick? I'm extremely new, you see.[/QUOTE] read/watch tutorials, maybe?

[QUOTE=zach1193;36790522]how in the world do I equip things like soda, I somehow got a flashlight in my hands, which I don't want, can someone help me out with this real quick? I'm extremely new, you see.[/QUOTE] You can't equip soda. to drink it just press g and right click the soda.

[QUOTE=BigOwl;36789916]Come to Cherno, I'll help you get it back.[/QUOTE] Hah, I'll believe that. Will your bandit squadron help me too? [QUOTE=Zanpa;36790047]Was it before 1.7.2.3? If so, die, you will get it back.[/QUOTE] Nope, I'm on 1.7.2.3 atm. I left at the balota air strip and respawned with nothing in cherno. EDIT : HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU I tried it even though I'm on 1.7.2.3 spawned back everythings fine i could fucking kiss you right now dude thank you, i would've never thought of respawning <3

Please tell me I'm not the only one who flat out refuses to play in the ingame night. [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578961482076708596/4B30D133BB72DD5BA9610B7A507802277B11FB7F/[/t]

[QUOTE=xxncxx;36790578]Just got kicked for BattleEye Script Restriction #140[/QUOTE] you arent the only ony one. me and s31syntax had it happen as well. we lost an ak kobra and the ammo for an m14 cause of it.

[QUOTE=Character;36790740]Please tell me I'm not the only one who flat out refuses to play in the ingame night. [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578961482076708596/4B30D133BB72DD5BA9610B7A507802277B11FB7F/[/t][/QUOTE] Okay, I won't tell you.

[QUOTE=Character;36790740]Please tell me I'm not the only one who flat out refuses to play in the ingame night. [t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578961482076708596/4B30D133BB72DD5BA9610B7A507802277B11FB7F/[/t][/QUOTE] since zombies are more line of sight, harder for them to spot you... [editline]15th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Dysgalt;36789744]I need to not crouch at windows, got shot by what sounded like an as50 at the Stary Military tents.[/QUOTE] did you by chance have an ak and an asault pack with antibiotics? came across you corpse. thnx for the gun and ammo