DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

Also I kinda want to be able to play as children, who are unable to really fend for themselves Then you could have it so two people are your starving children, and you're playing as some big gruff dad, who must plead to the bandits to not kill as you are trying to feed your children. In a really shouty/shakey voice Actually thats kind of a weird idea, nevermind

[QUOTE=KorJax;36457033]Also I kinda want to be able to play as children, who are unable to really fend for themselves Then you could have it so two people are your starving children, and you're playing as some big gruff dad, who must plead to the bandits to not kill as you are trying to feed your children. In a really shouty/shakey voice Actually thats kind of a weird idea, nevermind[/QUOTE] You have some strange fantasies my friend

korjax wtf man

Wow, so last night on the Facepunch server had me laughing my ass off. I went into town to find the hospital for some morphine and painkillers, and as I was crouch walking across the street, I saw a body down the road. That body then started shooting at me. It was a survivor, so I took off running as he attracted the majority of the zombies in the area. Smooth move. I began to climb up to the top of the hospital, and at the top of the ladder I saw a survivor crouching, looking towards the ladder. I tried to type to him, I tried voice chat, all in attempts to pass along in safety. Of course, as soon as he turned his back I was going to climb up and shoot him, but that's irrelevant. He then began to look down at the ground. Either the textures were [I]that good[/I] and he got really into them, or he was using his third person camera to watch me, as I had climbed down the ladder a bit. Then he laid down and switched his weapon to a flash light. I climbed up, ran to the middle of the roof, and turned around, primed to fire. He began to roll around frantically on the ground, and suddenly... He rolled off the edge. I looked over, to find his body mangled on the ground: dead. I looted his shit and got the fuck out of there. The end. Well, more stuff happened and I meant to post this last night but then I had to watch Farscape and sleep and... yeah. I forgot.

Im about to play DayZ for the first time. Can anyone help me? (on the mumble server or whatever)

Can someone give me a transfusion in Cherno? I'm in the Apts in the industrial section across from the hospital

I found a gun with a light on it, how do I turn the light on?

[QUOTE=pvt.meh;36456616]My ingame name is Thief and whenever I die, I get some shitty comment about how "I WOULDN'T TRUST A GUY CALLED THIEF EITHER..."[/QUOTE] Y'know, you can change your name, right? To one that isn't going to get you shot 99% of the time? [i]I[/i] wouldn't trust someone named Thief, just like I wouldn't trust someone named Bandit or SurvivorHunterSniperNoscope or The Masked Beandito. [QUOTE=Giacomand;36457284]I found a gun with a light on it, how do I turn the light on?[/QUOTE] Press L when it's dark.

But then people that know me as Thief won't recognise me ingame. :)

Press 'L' Wow ninja'd i hate everyone

Awesome, gonna wait until it's dark and try to ransack the town.

[QUOTE=Error_404;36457292]Y'know, you can change your name, right? To one that isn't going to get you shot 99% of the time? [i]I[/i] wouldn't trust someone named Thief, just like I wouldn't trust someone named Bandit or SurvivorHunterSniperNoscope or The Masked Beandito. Press L when it's dark.[/QUOTE] that's just discrimination, even though my name is the western bandit I have taken my time to follow survivors around Elektro just making fun of them :v: but people are so god damn paranoid, they don't respond to direct chat at all and they will point their gun at me while I have a hatchet and I have to tell them "that it's not a throwing knife I'm not going to kill you 50 meters away with it and if I wanted to kill you I already would of attacked you" and then they just run away, w/e it's fun messing with them

I need a tent, man.

So, I have 1700 blood, but I'm no longer bleeding. I've got bloodpacks on me. Does someone wanna be a huge bro and come transfuse me?

[QUOTE=DarkendSky;36457591]So, I have 1700 blood, but I'm no longer bleeding. I've got bloodpacks on me. Does someone wanna be a huge bro and come transfuse me?[/QUOTE] Where are you?

[QUOTE=bobsynergy;36457367]that's just discrimination, even though my name is the western bandit I have taken my time to follow survivors around Elektro just making fun of them :v: but people are so god damn paranoid, they don't respond to direct chat at all and they will point their gun at me while I have a hatchet and I have to tell them "that it's not a throwing knife I'm not going to kill you 50 meters away with it and if I wanted to kill you I already would of attacked you" and then they just run away, w/e it's fun messing with them[/QUOTE] Of course it's discrimination. In DayZ, misplaced trust is likely to get you killed, so why would you even bother trusting someone with a highly suspicious name unless you know them personally? A name speaks for you, because it's how you've chosen to represent yourself in the game. If I were to name myself xxx420bandit24/7xxx, then why on earth would I expect someone to trust me? Thief or The Western Bandit conjure similarly bad ideas, so it's silly to expect someone to trust you when your [i]name[/i] brings up untrustworthy connotations.

[QUOTE=bobsynergy;36457599]Where are you?[/QUOTE] Dobryy, NNE of Elektro. I'm at the very top.

[QUOTE=Error_404;36456966]Group infiltration. Would [i]you[/i] let a confirmed bandit into your little group of survivors?[/QUOTE] I think that you only should band together with other survivors if you know them personally. Otherwise I would rather play alone. I mean, isn't this part of the game? Not knowing who to trust? That's why we got rid of the bandit suits in the first place

Deleted my M249 Saw by accident. Goodnight my sweet prince ;_;7

Aren't you meant to spawn with a gun? I just started and I have nothing, keep getting killed before I can find a gun :c

Managed to make my way to the radio tower, down to my last Makarov mag now :c I assume none is in the vicinity, or is planning on coming there, that has supplies and would be willing to help out?

Is there any way to get on a specific server (i.e the fp one) using the launcher?

Just dont use the launcher. It sucks.

[QUOTE=tom1029;36457827]Aren't you meant to spawn with a gun? I just started and I have nothing, keep getting killed before I can find a gun :c[/QUOTE] Recent DayZ patched removed gun on spawn.

[QUOTE=DarkendSky;36457854]Just dont use the launcher. It sucks.[/QUOTE] Seems a hell of a lot easier than the other options

[QUOTE=LiquidBullet;36457855]Recent DayZ patched removed gun on spawn.[/QUOTE] Ohgod. I cant find one. I need a guide or someone to help me.

[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;36457876]Seems a hell of a lot easier than the other options[/QUOTE] Clearly you haven't looked in to any other options. Even manually editing your launch options is more worthwhile than using that crappy program.

[QUOTE=DarkendSky;36457970]Clearly you haven't looked in to any other options. Even manually editing your launch options is more worthwhile than using that crappy program.[/QUOTE] Aside from apparently not having a direct server connection I really don't see what's so bad about it.

Last night my friend and I were heading into Elektro when suddenly a zed started to attack me. He broke my leg and I fell to the ground. My friend and I started to head to the hospital so I could find some morphine. We heard footsteps and a loud BANG from a shotgun when suddenly my friend gets blasted in the face by a bandit. I was lying still clenching my hatchet as I watched him loot my poor buddy who only had a pistol. I looked behind me and I shit myself when I saw the bandit's partner hovering over me aiming her pistol at me. I quickly swung around and started to beat the hell out of her with my hatchet and right before she finally shot me in the head she collapsed. Bitch.

[QUOTE=Chernarus;36453505]Upgraded the servers CPU, bought more bandwidth and got more memory too. This means I'll be setting slots to 50 today, I also made a proper server restart schedule for you guys.. [table="width: 0, align: left"] [tr] [td][url=http://www.gametracker.com/server_info/74.91.122.114:2302/][img]http://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/74.91.122.114:2302/b_160_400_2_ffffff_c5c5c5_ff9900_000000_0_1_0.png[/img][/url][/td] [td][url=http://www.gametracker.com/server_info/74.91.122.114:1337/][img]http://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/74.91.122.114:1337/b_160_400_2_ffffff_c5c5c5_ff9900_000000_0_1_0.png[/img][/url][/td] [/tr] [/table] Auto restarts occur at: [B]2:30AM PST 7:30AM PST 12:30PM PST 5:30PM PST 10:30PM PST[/B] You get a 10 minute, and a 5 minute warning in-game via red text in Chat.[/QUOTE] If you want to save money, you can lower the amount of slots on the mumble, unless all the facepunchers in the mumble are the facepunchers in total that play on it... Again, thanks for hosting our own home, I doubt I can get the 39 dollars from my friend but when I do, if this server is still running, I will throw it your way.