DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

Just outside the outskirts of Elektro I found someone's body. Expecting nothing, I was excited to see that they had a Czech backpack upon closer inspection. I searched their body to find an AK, compass, map, etc. etc. I already had most of these items but took them for a friend who is logging on later today so thanks to whoever died valiantly outside of Elektro. P.S. If there was a sniper near there you suck lololol.

can any freindly soul near cherno help me, my legs are broken and i don't want to lose my m16, but i can't break the glass without being shot. i'm on us133

[QUOTE=Specter;36471802]Did you remember to replace the arma2oa.exe with the beta one?[/QUOTE] That's done it, thanks! In the facepunch server now. Any friendlies near Guglovo?

i'm on top of the clock tower and i can't get down :( [editline]24th June 2012[/editline] i can even give you the m16, i'm so desprate

ALICE packs are way too common right now, I always find them within minutes of spawning

[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;36470255]US133, you can join the Autism Squad that we've set up. We'll take care of you and show you the ropes, no guarantee your face won't get raped by hackers.[/QUOTE] I've been playing for a while but not heard of this squad, is this an actual thing or a joke because I need some help, I'm stuck in the middle of cherno with a pdw, nv goggles alice pack and shit with 5000 blood and I'm scared

NO ZOMBIE WILL COME TO HARM WHILE THE PROTECTORS OF THE CONFUSED LIVE IN CHERNO

[QUOTE=Tacooo;36472458]I've been playing for a while but not heard of this squad, is this an actual thing or a joke because I need some help, I'm stuck in the middle of cherno with a pdw, nv goggles alice pack and shit with 5000 blood and I'm scared[/QUOTE] I can transfuse you but i need one too, where are you located in Cherno?

Welp. I put my winny down on the grass to go kill a cow with my axe As usual, it autodropped all my winny ammo, along with a couple rare weapon mags, incase I found any where I was going Since I had no pistol, it also dropped my various pistol mags Killed the cow Realized I still didn't have a hunting knife can't find my guns waahhh [editline]24th June 2012[/editline] If anyone near Guglovo can spare a can of beans, I'd really appreciate it dying of hunger

[QUOTE=inebriaticxp;36472666]Welp. I put my winny down on the grass to go kill a cow with my axe As usual, it autodropped all my winny ammo, along with a couple rare weapon mags, incase I found any where I was going Since I had no pistol, it also dropped my various pistol mags Killed the cow Realized I still didn't have a hunting knife can't find my guns waahhh [editline]24th June 2012[/editline] If anyone near Guglovo can spare a can of beans, I'd really appreciate it dying of hunger[/QUOTE] I'll be passing through there really soon. I'm just out of Staroye right now. I'll give you some beans.

[QUOTE=Creid;36472710]I'll be passing through there really soon. I'm just out of Staroye right now. I'll give you some beans.[/QUOTE] Oh thank you! Actually now, i'm outside of Novy Sabor I'll run back right now

[img]http://i.minus.com/iwJ1pykVzx7EP.gif[/img] We have fun around here.

[QUOTE=LiquidBullet;36471800]Found a dead body of someone near Stary Sobor. Got a Silenced M4 outta it. Did someone die there from FP?[/QUOTE] Holy shit, if he was a ghillie dude, he was my friend, I died with him there, we lost 2 NVGs and 2 GPSs. [editline]24th June 2012[/editline] If it's my friend, there should be another body nearby. If it's a black PMC, it's the bastard who killed us.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/G6Qkh.jpg[/IMG] Is this some kind of glitch? A ton of Zombies at gas station close to Gorka!

wow you are so fucked [editline]24th June 2012[/editline] dare you to fire off a shot

[QUOTE=Garik;36472836]Holy shit, if he was a ghillie dude, he was my friend, I died with him there, we lost 2 NVGs and 2 GPSs. [editline]24th June 2012[/editline] If it's my friend, there should be another body nearby. If it's a black PMC, it's the bastard who killed us.[/QUOTE] Server restarted. I looted your friends body and got out asap when i heard some shots. Got away with a spare ghillie and a silenced M4. His body was on the hill near a dirt road in some bushes. Today's loot: - L85 - Silenced M4 - NVG's Today's lost loot: - My beloved SVD ran out of ammo while defending myself and had to toss it away. Goodbye my friend. A day with great findings and losses. I'll call it day.

[QUOTE=Grillkongen;36472900][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/G6Qkh.jpg[/IMG] Is this some kind of glitch? A ton of Zombies at gas station close to Gorka![/QUOTE] Hm, it usually looks like that around crashed helicopters

So is there a dedicated Facepunch server/group? I'd like to tag along and get some experience in this game with a group. I'm trying solo, but it's pretty hard.

us133

Was anyone out at Skalisty Islands? I am at the port at the moment, could use some food and water, and some help in clearing out the zeds occupying it :c

[QUOTE=LiquidBullet;36472941]Server restarted. I looted your friends body and got out asap when i heard some shots. Got away with a spare ghillie and a silenced M4. His body was on the hill near a dirt road in some bushes. Today's loot: - L85 - Silenced M4 - NVG's Today's lost loot: - My beloved SVD ran out of ammo while defending myself and had to toss it away. Goodbye my friend. A day with great findings and losses. I'll call it day.[/QUOTE] Well, you didn't happen to kill two guys? If you did, those were me and my friend. And all of that stuff, apart from the L85 you got was ours. Feel free to keep them, though, we decided to start over again. We didn't really need to do anything for those items anyway, hell, we even gave a pair of NVGs to one dude anyway.

[QUOTE=Tacooo;36472458]I've been playing for a while but not heard of this squad, is this an actual thing or a joke because I need some help, I'm stuck in the middle of cherno with a pdw, nv goggles alice pack and shit with 5000 blood and I'm scared[/QUOTE] It's a legit thing, we take care of members of our group and anyone who's in the mumble, we are usually heavily armed with our bus and tractor, we have plenty of medical supplies as Poison tries to fit the entire fucking hospital into his pack. He doesn't loot hospitals, he just takes them with him.

Well I found an crashed helicopter just randomly in the middle of a road, it's truly random those spawns.

Welp, wondering around the forest me and my buddy found a crashed helicopter, we proceed to loot it then we see someone crawling across the field to the very same helicopter, I then snipe him and my power goes out because I live in Florida and its raining like a bitch

[QUOTE=Garik;36473359]Well, you didn't happen to kill two guys? If you did, those were me and my friend. And all of that stuff, apart from the L85 you got was ours. Feel free to keep them, though, we decided to start over again. We didn't really need to do anything for those items anyway, hell, we even gave a pair of NVGs to one dude anyway.[/QUOTE] Found the L85 at a heli crash and NVG at the barracks. Only found a silenced M4 at your friends body

Dear person who said he was friendly, and then tried to shoot me in the back. I left your gun on your body. Didn't want it anyway, try to be nicer next time. Thanks for the bandages and morphine though.

If the guys in the Autism Party Bus do set up a camp of tents or something, could one of you just send me a PM as to where it's location is so I can trek there when I get back on? I'm trusting you guys with that goddamn bus, don't blow it up :(

[QUOTE=LiquidBullet;36473774]Found the L85 at a heli crash and NVG at the barracks. Only found a silenced M4 at your friends body[/QUOTE] Oh well then, it may not have been my friend's after all, but he died in novy sobor, along with me. If it didn't come clear to you guys the first time, here's it again. We both carried GPSes and NVGs.

[QUOTE=Alexander.;36473559]Welp, wondering around the forest me and my buddy found a crashed helicopter, we proceed to loot it then we see someone crawling across the field to the very same helicopter, I then snipe him and my power goes out because I live in Florida and its raining like a bitch[/QUOTE]What? You live in Tampa or Okeechobee? Power here rarely goes out, and it's been raining like a bitch all month.

[QUOTE=BeAR!);36471987]We were after WarRage died, we were casually waiting to regroup with some friends.[/QUOTE] Why does "WarRage" sound so familiar what servers have you been playing on