DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

Wow, bandits fucking ruin this game. Ive been murdered for about the past 6 lives. As soon as I get some items worth keeping. Its not fun working to get stuff then being killed by some 11 year old little prick.

This game is so much fun when you're just messing around for shits and giggles. I changed my gender to female, to ser if people would stop shooting me on sight, and spawned near Elektrozavodsk. I found an axe, and I just sprinted around the open streets of Elektrozavodsk, in clear daylight. Amazingly, I didn't meet a single survivor, and very few zombies. The ones I did find, I cut up with my axe. By the time I could see the fire station, I heard lots of gunfire, and decided to find out who was in trouble to help them fend off the hordes. He was checking out the office building, with his flashlight out for some reason. I saluted him, but then he drew his rifle, and alas, I had to cleave his forehead. I went into a cafe, and some sneaky bugger had been waiting for me at the stairs. Shot me dead, right then and there. I respawned very close to the city, so I sprinted for the café to avenge my past self. I didn't find any weapons on my way there, so I ran into the supermarket next door, hoping to find a crowbar or something. Lucky bastard dropped a shot on me before I could escape out the backdoor, though.

Dang had so much fun today, found couple friendly players at SE servers and invited them to skype. Here's a video what happened at the end :D [video=youtube;Ydch51-fmIY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydch51-fmIY&feature=youtu.be[/video] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydch51-fmIY&feature=youtu.be[/url]

Is it still possible to disconnect to avoid getting killed or looted? If so, I just lost pretty decent gear to a cowardly cunt. He kills and loots me. Just as I return(spawned close) he starts shooting me again, friend spots and kills him, his body disappears.

[QUOTE=matrix_1995;36473937]This game is so much fun when you're just messing around for shits and giggles. I changed my gender to female, to ser if people would stop shooting me on sight, and spawned near Elektrozavodsk. I found an axe, and I just sprinted around the open streets of Elektrozavodsk, in clear daylight. Amazingly, I didn't meet a single survivor, and very few zombies. The ones I did find, I cut up with my axe. By the time I could see the fire station, I heard lots of gunfire, and decided to find out who was in trouble to help them fend off the hordes. He was checking out the office building, with his flashlight out for some reason. I saluted him, but then he drew his rifle, and alas, I had to cleave his forehead. I went into a cafe, and some sneaky bugger had been waiting for me at the stairs. Shot me dead, right then and there. I respawned very close to the city, so I sprinted for the café to avenge my past self. I didn't find any weapons on my way there, so I ran into the supermarket next door, hoping to find a crowbar or something. Lucky bastard dropped a shot on me before I could escape out the backdoor, though.[/QUOTE] today me and my friend got axes, filled our bags with empty cans and bottles and walked through chernogorsk for a good hour without getting killed. even chased a guy with an enfield who attacked my friend while i was yelling like a madman on direct comms and eventually chopped him up. i hope he cries himself to sleep tonight.

[QUOTE=matrix_1995;36473937]This game is so much fun when you're just messing around for shits and giggles. I changed my gender to female, to ser if people would stop shooting me on sight, and spawned near Elektrozavodsk. I found an axe, and I just sprinted around the open streets of Elektrozavodsk, in clear daylight. Amazingly, I didn't meet a single survivor, and very few zombies. The ones I did find, I cut up with my axe. By the time I could see the fire station, I heard lots of gunfire, and decided to find out who was in trouble to help them fend off the hordes. He was checking out the office building, with his flashlight out for some reason. I saluted him, but then he drew his rifle, and alas, I had to cleave his forehead. I went into a cafe, and some sneaky bugger had been waiting for me at the stairs. Shot me dead, right then and there. I respawned very close to the city, so I sprinted for the café to avenge my past self. I didn't find any weapons on my way there, so I ran into the supermarket next door, hoping to find a crowbar or something. Lucky bastard dropped a shot on me before I could escape out the backdoor, though.[/QUOTE] I run around the cities impersonating a big ghetto black dude with the "Larry" skin.

Strategy for DayZ tomorrow: Run through city, axe people up, take their shit, and disappear into the woods.

[QUOTE=matrix_1995;36474051]Strategy for DayZ tomorrow: Run through city, axe people up, take their shit, and disappear into the woods.[/QUOTE] walk, its creepier.

What really bothers me though is that surviving an encounter with another player pretty much relies on who spots the other first, but every time I've been shot they spotted me first. I don't know what I'm doing wrong, but somehow [I]they[/I] always end up gunning me down from a hill, a corner, a bush, or a stairwell. Also, having to turn around, spot a shooter, and land a shot or two on him is not made easier by the fact that I have very mediocre FPS.

Another hacker got in, he just sniped 3 of us at Camp Autism then spawned a helicopter.

[QUOTE=matrix_1995;36474129]What really bothers me though is that surviving an encounter with another player pretty much relies on who spots the other first, but every time I've been shot they spotted me first. I don't know what I'm doing wrong, but somehow [I]they[/I] always end up gunning me down from a hill, a corner, a bush, or a stairwell. Also, having to turn around, spot a shooter, and land a shot or two on him is not made easier by the fact that I have very mediocre FPS.[/QUOTE] You'll learn. DayZ is the only game where [B]every[/B] one of my deaths felt like a lesson.

We finally set up a camp, then this randomly appeared in front of us: [IMG]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/595848151474553060/41FB7D4C1ADFA138F70DED7DB1E7ACDD9B7EC119/[/IMG] we all disconnected, we don't know if it's still there. It appears the hackers are back.

Apparent hacker in US133 AGAIN And we were having so much fuuuun.

Get out of US133, now. [thumb]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/595848151474553060/41FB7D4C1ADFA138F70DED7DB1E7ACDD9B7EC119/[/thumb] Unless you want to die, of course.

[QUOTE=xxncxx;36474150]Another hacker got in, he just sniped 3 of us at Camp Autism then spawned a helicopter.[/QUOTE] What. He didn't take/blow any of our shit up did he?

[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;36474184]What. He didn't take/blow any of our shit up did he?[/QUOTE] He might have fucked our bus over but we got the tractor saved and whatnot.

[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;36473844]If the guys in the Autism Party Bus do set up a camp of tents or something, could one of you just send me a PM as to where it's location is so I can trek there when I get back on? I'm trusting you guys with that goddamn bus, don't blow it up :([/QUOTE] We almost destroyed it because Poison was an idiot and took a wrong turn, we ended up in fucking Polana and lost a wheel. Quite fucking exciting. We found a van, though :v:

[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;36474184]What. He didn't take/blow any of our shit up did he?[/QUOTE] We don't know yet. Some of us disconnected. I died due to a glitch or maybe him.

About to run onto the NE airfield and kill myself. I have a coyote backpack and most tools, so all y'all should try to find my body

DID EVERYONE JUST DIE ON THE FP SERVER? caps

Seriously, get off the server unless you want to die. If you try to spawn you'll probably die, people are randomly dying on spawn.

A bunch of us just died for no reason! Did something happen to the server?

I got out of the van and started walking towards the grocery store, suddenly gun shots. I immediately started running back only to be shot in the back about 2 metres from the van. :(

[QUOTE=NuclearDwarf;36474244]DID EVERYONE JUST DIE ON THE FP SERVER? caps[/QUOTE] yes, some hacker got on and destroyed everyone. DO NOT ENTER THE SERVER.

Why can't hackers be like guardian angels. Teleport to you, spawn 300 antimaterial rifles, and leave.

i would be god of us133

Not sure if I just got hacked or this game is just fucking retarded. I'm in a barn in Three Valleys looking around for some loot when a player scares the crap out of me from behind. I shot him 5-6 times in the head and he died, the zombies stared eating his body. I go up the stairs to prepare for the zombies that are gonna come after me, and I kill them all. As I'm going down the stairs, with no objects or anything in my way, I just randomly DIE. 10,000 blood, no wounds, never got hit with anything, and I just randomly die. I know this game is glitchy with collision and everything but I was not near any objects that could do that to me. The guy's name was Administrator, I know cause he said "sssstoop" after I shot him in Direct chat. I don't know if he hacked me dead, or if anyone can ever do that, but I'm really pissed off. edit: oh... just saw everyone elses posts.

[QUOTE=Newbienice99;36474281]Why can't hackers be like guardian angels. Teleport to you, spawn 300 antimaterial rifles, and leave.[/QUOTE] there are hackers like that, but its unfair to everyone else.

[QUOTE=Newbienice99;36474281]Why can't hackers be like guardian angels. Teleport to you, spawn 300 antimaterial rifles, and leave.[/QUOTE] I know I'd have more fun doing that rather than killing everyone off. It's more of a chore to do that than deck out random idiots in Cherno, having them go on a rampage.

I just had a heart attack. I had just made it to the NW airfield for the first time. Saw a player before entering, so I was cautious. He either didn't make it or passed up on some stuff, because I was able to find an AKS-74 Kobra and 4 mags for it. I was making my way out of the airfield crawling, and some random ass zombozo decided he would spot me for no reason. "shit, gotta go then." 15 seconds later, and with ~6 zombies on me, I collapse, somehow bug into the ground briefly I think, and end up dead. 9688.2 blood left, no shot heard before, during, or shortly after my collapse. I just had a heart attack and dropped dead. Either that, or I got pegged by a sniper and im just terrible at the game - Just saw posts above. Worse than I expected, hacker.