DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

Whats this update I'm having to download from Six Updater?

hey, if anyone's near that Zub castle, a friend and I are stuck, broken-legged in the servant houses just east of it. If anyone could help us out, we'd appreciate it. US133.

[QUOTE=ycap5;36488069]How the hell am I supposed to heal my bones if morphine can only be found in like 2 places on the map?[/QUOTE] Morphine [I]does[/I] spawn in civillian/residential loot spots, just quite rarely.

Fell off roof by accident, fucking day is officially ruined.

so why did everyone move to a different channel/move me to a different channel Is there something wrong with me? :C

I read earlier that rocket wants to reset the database, Wheres the source on this and whats the ETA?

I think I just got myself lost...

Poison keeps telling everyone to relocate on the basis of "imma paranoid fuck" and I really don't feel like moving all the way across the map because of that :v:

[QUOTE=latin_geek;36488354]Poison keeps telling everyone to relocate on the basis of "imma paranoid fuck" and I really don't feel like moving all the way across the map because of that :v:[/QUOTE] I'm tired of everyone fucking saying that the camp is one place, THEN HALF OF THEM SAY ITS ANOTHER. I've traveled across the map 3 times fucking over just to find out that NO ONE CAN DECIDE ON A FUCKING CAMP. So until you dipshits stop and settle in one spot, I'm not playing.

All icons have disappeared on [url]http://dayzdb.com/map[/url] using chrome for me anyone know why?

[QUOTE=Mooe94;36488535]All icons have disappeared on [url]http://dayzdb.com/map[/url] using chrome for me anyone know why?[/QUOTE] Works fine for me, try fucking with the new stupid buttons on the side...

Ah what the hell, my M14 didn't save when I disconnected for three minutes. [editline]25th June 2012[/editline] w00t 1000 posts

i found a guy at green mountain named ozzy on the FP server, up in the tower dying it wouldn't let me bandage him or anything so i ended up just shooting him in the head to put him out of his misery :(

Oh wow, today, i managed to get killed by the same guys, three times in a row, before I managed to get my sweet revenge. It all started as i crawled into Cherno, looking for the hospital, so i could fix my broken bones. I managed to get the stuff, and as i walked out, i saw a guy crouching through some tents. I carefully went up to them, and as i was in direct chat range, one of them said "Oh shit, friendly?". I had 1500 blood, so as i was about to say yes, i passed out. As i passed out, one of them said "Oh shit, he has a machine gun" (I had an M16). As I was unconcious, i saw one of them go up to me, and shot me in the head with his revolver. I spawned in Prigorodky, and started running towards Cherno, wanting to find them again. I picked up a hatchet, and started going towards the industrial bits, from the south-west. Walking up, i saw two people, one with a lee-enfield, and one with an AK-74 running from zombies. I figured those were my killers, so i followed them, shouting in mic "Dont shoot, I am friendly". I followed them into one of the buildings, and they were saying stuff like "You are bleeding, do you have bandages", and other stuff, making me think they were friendly. I recognised their voices though, so i knew they were the guys. I figured it would not hurt to have some fun, so I said in voice "Were you the guys who killed me for my machine gun?". They looked at each other and the guy with the enfield shot me in the back, when I looked at the other guy. It was hilarious. I then spawned on the other side of Cherno, since I was so lucky, so I started walking through the town, picking up a double-barreled shotgun, and some ammo on the way. When i approached the hospital, i was shot, so i quickly ran behind cover, and shouted with a deeper voice "Don't shoot, please, I am friendly". The guy responded, and to my amazement, it was the same fucking guy who had the AK. He said, okay, come up to the hospital, we will heal you up. As i went up, the guys was aiming at me, before one of them said "You are the same guy, arent you". I said yup, and there was 30 seconds of silence, before his Enfield got another confirmed kill. By now, i was fed up with trying to befriend them, and figured i would stop their rampage. I spawned in balota, and got a PDW with two PDW mags, and three grenades. I ran towards Cherno, when i saw something in the distance. Two guys, one with an Enfield, one with an AK-74. I ran back, and set up an ambush in the military camp at Balota. I hid in the tents, and as they started looting the deer stands, i threw a grenade towards the airfield. They quickly went down from the deer stands, and hid in a tent. I threw two grenades into that tent, and shouted "FUCK YOU YOU STUPID KILLERS, HERE IS MY REVENGE, MUHAHAHAHAHA", as i heard them shout "GRENADE, RUN". They exploded, and i got one bandit killed, and one murder. This has been the best day ever on DayZ.

What is the excact name of the FP server? Cant find it

Anyone near Elektro? I recently spawned and I've got nothing but a czech backpack and a hatchet. I'm looking for a friend, preferably with a microphone for an hour or two of gaming today. [editline]25th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=fantafuzz;36488986]What is the excact name of the FP server? Cant find it[/QUOTE] US133. It's running the newest patch, 7.1.5 (or something with a 7 and 5).

Does anybody near Berezino have a Morphine Auto-Injector? I need one [I]badly[/I]. Normally I'd be too paranoid to ask the thread for help, but I'm desperate.

I'll trade shadowgrounds for CO to anyone who's generous enough. :3:

To the guy who shoot after me and my friend on a moped by Zub. You are rude. Sincerely: Both of us!

[QUOTE=matrix_1995;36489032]Does anybody near Berezino have a Morphine Auto-Injector? I need one [I]badly[/I]. Normally I'd be too paranoid to ask the thread for help, but I'm desperate.[/QUOTE] Don't worry man, the Hood's got 'yo back. I messaged you n' shit.

[QUOTE=oakman26;36486818][img]http://i.imgur.com/DIyLf.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Sorry to inform you, but I think one of Camp Autism's members found your car and took it, we now ride for the glory of the holy tanktrap.

I'm downloading ARMA2 now. Gonna join the FP server.

[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;36489206]Sorry to inform you, but I think one of Camp Autism's members found your car and took it, we now ride for the glory of the holy tanktrap.[/QUOTE] because you found our server and the exact same model of our car on the same server. thank you for taking our car though.

[QUOTE=RopaDope;36489351]because you found our server and the exact same model of our car on the same server. thank you for taking our car though.[/QUOTE] Well we found that car just parked next to a town, it was fully repaired and mostly fuelled, the guy who found it just got in and booked it back to us. And since I saw you post an image of the same car model before we actually found said car, I assumed it was your group's car we found.

Well heading north after spawn was a great idea, decided to just run north and sing and yell at people at direct chat but people like to shoot at me still :v: hiding in a bush is fun, maybe I should of got a weapon before I went north

[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;36489402]Well we found that car just parked next to a town, it was fully repaired and mostly fuelled, the guy who found it just got in and booked it back to us. And since I saw you post an image of the same car model before we actually found said car, I assumed it was your group's car we found.[/QUOTE] shit

WHO FUCKING RAMMED ME WITH A CAR GOD DAMNIT

[QUOTE=RopaDope;36489475]shit[/QUOTE] If you were in US133 with that car then we most likely stole yours, if you weren't you can feel sorry for the group we stole it from (if it ever belonged to anyone or if it actually just spawned in mind condition)

[QUOTE=JerryK;36488673]i found a guy at green mountain named ozzy on the FP server, up in the tower dying it wouldn't let me bandage him or anything so i ended up just shooting him in the head to put him out of his misery :([/QUOTE] That was me, thanks for atleast trying man, rather than just insta-shooting my semi-dead corpse.

[QUOTE=nomad1;36489482]WHO FUCKING RAMMED ME WITH A CAR GOD DAMNIT[/QUOTE] If it was a Grey GAZ then probably the guy who took over from me driving when I left.