DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

shitty OP. needs a link to the site, i know how to instal, i dont want to watch a shitty video. i just need files

[QUOTE=Skellyhell;36500154]shitty OP. needs a link to the site, i know how to instal, i dont want to watch a shitty video. i just need files[/QUOTE] Try googling 'day z', lazy.

[QUOTE=Skellyhell;36500154]shitty OP. needs a link to the site, i know how to instal, i dont want to watch a shitty video. i just need files[/QUOTE] or you could, you know, look it up yourself

Just slapped on the new beta patch, somehow made the game run [I]slightly[/I] better. Played a few minutes longer than usual, found enfield, got mobbed a second after. Fuck this world.

[QUOTE=Skellyhell;36500154]shitty OP. needs a link to the site, i know how to instal, i dont want to watch a shitty video. i just need files[/QUOTE] "www.google.com" [editline]26th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=brainmaster;36500149]What's Mumble?[/QUOTE] "www.google.com"

Heading to balota again to [sp]get shot and[/sp] look for something to protect myself when I go for meds.

Decided to play again for the first time in about 2 weeks. I previously logged out at the top of an apartment in Elektro. I was scavenging when I hear running footsteps, no zombie sounds. Then briefly I hear footsteps on the wood down stairs. Damn this game is spooky, I couldn't take it. Logged back out.

Whoever I sniped near Gorka, I left both of your stuff because I didn't need any of it, and if you have time I also left an m107 about 900m away near a crashed heli. Sorry for the inconvenience.

how do i get a gun

[QUOTE=Alteir;36500843]how do i get a gun[/QUOTE] Search the enterable buildings.

Find a Ural at the spawn location, some loot already inside. Missing 2 wheels, happen to have that in my backpack. Suddenly, server restarts without a notice. Comes online shortly after, locked and only admin in the server.

I had a dream last night that my family and I took a trip to Chernarus. It was boring and everyone kept getting lost. [b][i]Just like the [del]real thing[/del] DayZ version of the thing.[/b][/i]

[QUOTE=Zircon_;36501045]Search the enterable buildings.[/QUOTE] how the fuck do i survive long enough to do that just run away from zombies?

[QUOTE=Alteir;36501165]how the fuck do i survive long enough to do that just run away from zombies?[/QUOTE] "stealth" Don't run on pavement. Don't make noise. Don't piss off zombies. Go all sam fisher on their asses and crawl into buildings.

[QUOTE=Alteir;36501165]how the fuck do i survive long enough to do that just run away from zombies?[/QUOTE] Yeah. Zombies can only walk when they're inside buildings. Also, they can't go onto piers/docks. So you run into the building, loot, and run out another entrance to lose the zombies. Crouch run when you leave though. Hell, go into another building and out another exit again, lose them for good.

these fucking zombies can smell my bean and soda breath from 500 miles away shit

zombies walk through doors and walls so don't think you're too safe hiding behind something

Is it btw still possible to hide vehicles and tents outside the map?

[QUOTE=dill6869;36501258]zombies walk through doors and walls so don't think you're too safe hiding behind something[/QUOTE] sometimes you might get lucky because the noise you make should be reduced by 50% if your behind a wall or a house. [QUOTE=sevee;36501371]Is it btw still possible to hide vehicles and tents outside the map?[/QUOTE] i believe you can but why would you since theres no trees or objects outside the map so your camp will stick out like a sore thumb. if i were you i would have camp on a tall mountain with trees to hide it.

[QUOTE=spawny;36501435]sometimes you might get lucky because the noise you make should be reduced by 50% if your behind a wall or a house. i believe you can but why would you since theres no trees or objects outside the map so your camp will stick out like a sore thumb. if i were you i would have camp on a tall mountain with trees to hide it.[/QUOTE] Was mainly thinking about other people's camps. Just wondering if I just checked the whole West and North parts of the map and didn't even have a chance to find any hidden tents/cars.

[QUOTE=sevee;36501674]Was mainly thinking about other people's camps. Just wondering if I just checked the whole West and North parts of the map and didn't even have a chance to find any hidden tents/cars.[/QUOTE] yeah ive been to the wastelands of the far north but found nothing. i doubt anyone would even bother setting up camp at an area like that. just try open valleys or mountain tops. you should have a good chance finding someones camp there

Someone (Ninja Duck) made me this beautiful banner, be jealous everyone [img]http://i.imgur.com/MwxEf.png[/img]

What's this US133, am I seeing admin abuse

Found a Ghillie suit in a house in Cherno, Alt+Tab out for literally three seconds, come back and I'm dead. Such is life in DayZ Alpha.

oh boy am i having fun dying to zombies every 2 minutes

That was fun. I spawned at the top of the Firestation in Elektro and met a survivor on the roof. We went to check a nearby house and I get knocked over by zombies and killed by them, because he didn't have ammo. Damn. :(

[QUOTE=bobsynergy;36502227]Someone (Ninja Duck) made me this beautiful banner, be jealous everyone [img]http://i.imgur.com/MwxEf.png[/img][/QUOTE] Ninja Duck, Im disappointed in your artistic skills, I can still see the edges from both the hat and the revolver, honestly hurting my feelings to see such a wonderful picture ruined by little use of feathering. Then the WB overlays the shirt slightly, also making "The Western Bandit" look less professional. And then not putting THE Western Bandit ruins the emphasis of the name ("It would cut off the paper clip", What a bunch of malarkey!). As a last mistake, you have women in the picture, when I have seen The Western Bandit in a movie named "DayZ-Brokeback Mountain", this banner needs some serious changes. [video=youtube;fMElyJpoqXU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMElyJpoqXU[/video] Your Welcome, Bob ;)

[QUOTE=silentjubjub;36499257]Uhm People place those there with barbed wire kits. [editline]26th June 2012[/editline] What are you talking about? :C[/QUOTE] their bugged re: the way rocket handles desync, so if the pilot desyncs, in normal arma it slams into the ground in a hilarious way and slides before teleporting back into the sky. in dayz it just smashes into the ground, and from the pilot's perspective, without warning. so new servers dont spawn them until he fixes it [editline]26th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;36500287]"www.google.com" [/quote] would it really kill you to put a link to dayzmod.com in the op

7 raw meat, matches and a hatchet! oh boy this is gonna be the best camping trip ever p.s sorry to the guy i killed with the 2 raw meats you were pointing a gun at my face, then right as i shot i heard "friendly" over the mic

Jesus fuck does nobody look at the OP for info?