DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

[QUOTE=Wweee2468;36502634]Ninja Duck, Im disappointed in your artistic skills, I can still see the edges from both the hat and the revolver, honestly hurting my feelings to see such a wonderful picture ruined by little use of feathering. Then the WB overlays the shirt slightly, also making "The Western Bandit" look less professional. And then not putting THE Western Bandit ruins the emphasis of the name ("It would cut off the paper clip", What a bunch of malarkey!). As a last mistake, you have women in the picture, when I have seen The Western Bandit in a movie named "DayZ-Brokeback Mountain", this banner needs some serious changes. [video=youtube;fMElyJpoqXU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMElyJpoqXU[/video] Your Welcome, Bob ;)[/QUOTE] Say that to my face fucker at the Cherno Apartments not online and see what happens

[QUOTE=bobsynergy;36502889]Say that to my face fucker at the Cherno Apartments not online and see what happens[/QUOTE] Say that to my face fucker at the Berezino Apartments not online and see what happens

[QUOTE=DarkendSky;36502714] would it really kill you to put a link to dayzmod.com in the op[/QUOTE] Would it really kill you to take 3 seconds of your precious and well spent time to google "dayz mod"?

Since I'm tired of people asking and I dislike instructional videos I give you [h2]Latin Geek's quick and handy and raw text based guide to installing DayZ like a pro without Six or any other bullshit[/h2] -Download Arma 2 and Arma 2 Operation Arrowhead on Steam[I] (you brought trouble upon yourself by buying it retail, suck it up)[/I] -Run Arma 2 as administrator -Run Arma 2 OA as administrator -[URL="http://www.dayzmod.com/downloads.php"]Download the latest DayZ files[/URL] from any of the mirrors. You need all of the ZIP files. -[URL="http://www.arma2.com/beta-patch.php"]Download the latest Beta Patch[/URL] [I](it's the larger link on the top bar you shit'ead)[/I] -Install the beta by extracting the .EXE installer and running it -Go to /Steam/Steamapps/Common/Arma 2 Operation Arrowhead -Make an "@DayZ" folder, and make an "addons" folder inside that one. -Extract all the files from the DayZ .ZIP files into that "addons" folder. Make sure the raw files are in the addons folder, and they're not inside their own folders. -Go back to /Steam/Steamapps/Common/Arma 2 Operation Arrowhead -Rename the ArmA2OA.EXE to something else, like ArmA2OA_old.EXE -Grab the ArmA2OA.EXE from the /expansion/beta/ folder, and drop it where the other Arma2OA.EXE file was. -Exit windows explorer, go to your steam library -Right-click Arma 2 Operation Arrowhead, go to properties, edit launch options. -Add "-beta=Expansion\beta;Expansion\beta\Expansion -mod=@DayZ" to your launch options, [B]without the quotes and before any other commands.[/B] You're done, doubleclick Arma 2 Operation Arrowhead and select Launch as Combined Operations or right click it and select Launch as Combined Operations, and you'll be running A2 CO with DayZ. FAQ: [B]-It didn't work[/B] -Re-check everything starting with the changes to your Arma 2 folders [B]-Fuck I got killed[/B] -That's DayZ for you [B]-Fuck it runs like shit[/B] -That's Arma 2 for you [B]-Stuck at loading, can't escape to go back[/B] -Close the process and try again [B]-Stuck at something else, can escape to go back[/B] -Escape, back to server browser, try again or try another server [B]-How do I find FP server????[/B] -Filter for "US133" on the filter options, first text bar [B]-How do I talk to FPers on FP server????[/B] -Get in the mumble [B]-Where is the mumble info[/B] -It's posted every three pages or so but okay [IMG]http://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/74.91.122.114:1337/b_560_95_1.png[/IMG] [B]-How do I get mumble/What is mumble[/B] -Not even going to answer this

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;36502974]Would it really kill you to take 3 seconds of your precious and well spent time to google "dayz mod"?[/QUOTE] That's overkill mate, just "day z" should do the trick.

[QUOTE=Wweee2468;36502634]Ninja Duck, Im disappointed in your artistic skills, I can still see the edges from both the hat and the revolver, honestly hurting my feelings to see such a wonderful picture ruined by little use of feathering. Then the WB overlays the shirt slightly, also making "The Western Bandit" look less professional. And then not putting THE Western Bandit ruins the emphasis of the name ("It would cut off the paper clip", What a bunch of malarkey!). As a last mistake, you have women in the picture, when I have seen The Western Bandit in a movie named "DayZ-Brokeback Mountain", this banner needs some serious changes. [/QUOTE] I'm forced to work in Bob's sweatshop and use freeware not capable of feathering to edit pictures of girls in bikinis with bubbles so they look naked. You have [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNDc_2gOCxI]broken[/url] my heart. [sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]I made a reference, heh.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

[QUOTE=NessTea;36502570]That was fun. I spawned at the top of the Firestation in Elektro and met a survivor on the roof. We went to check a nearby house and I get knocked over by zombies and killed by them, because he didn't have ammo. Damn. :([/QUOTE] That was you? I knew I couldn't save you, so I legged it and I kept hearing your screams of agony in the distance. [I]Dear god the screams make it stop.[/I]

Replacing the .exe has a moderately high chance of fucking your game up in some cases. I just use the target parameters to launch the beta, like we are supposed to. This is what I use in my steam shortcut. Target: "E:\Steam\steamapps\common\arma 2 operation arrowhead\Expansion\beta\arma2oa.exe" "-beta=Expansion\beta;Expansion\beta\Expansion" "-mod=E:\Steam\steamapps\common\arma 2;Expansion;ca;@dayz" -nosplash Start in: "E:\Steam\steamapps\common\arma 2 operation arrowhead\"

[T]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/596974051438131609/3775B93DE999A48A7EE85B86501037406453A441/[/T] oh god what do i do

[QUOTE=DeEz;36503316][t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/596974051438131609/3775B93DE999A48A7EE85B86501037406453A441/[/t] oh god what do i do[/QUOTE] Use [t] tags first. Second, keep both the car and the boat. Stash the car and then drive the boat where you stashed the car. Make a cool base or something

[QUOTE=DeEz;36503316][IMG]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/596974051438131609/3775B93DE999A48A7EE85B86501037406453A441/[/IMG] oh god what do i do[/QUOTE] Are you on US133?

[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;36503389]Are you on US133?[/QUOTE] yes

It'd be pretty cool if we could pull out a wheel from a car using a toolbox or drain the fuel to jerrycans, that way you could both repair cars with parts from others and make sure no fucker coming by steals your car while you're disconnected

[QUOTE=DeEz;36503407]yes[/QUOTE] 3 of our guys were killed and our car stolen, that's our car, I hope you have enough gas to make an escape.

I just found a motorcycle in perfect condition near the air tower in Balota. It was low on gas but it still runs. I've ran away with it though.. thanks! I didn't see anyone around the area, and I checked a lot.

i'm surrounded by zombies on a crane in elektro on US133 help

[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;36503452]3 of our guys were killed and our car stolen, that's our car, I hope you have enough gas to make an escape.[/QUOTE] Wow, this is kind of awkward because... that guy that killed you? Yep that was me. How am I supposed to identify fellow FPers goddamn

[QUOTE=DeEz;36503483]Wow, this is kind of awkward because... that guy that killed you? Yep that was me. How am I supposed to identify fellow FPers goddamn[/QUOTE] Run. Run whilst you can.

j/k i died

[QUOTE=DeEz;36503483]Wow, this is kind of awkward because... that guy that killed you? Yep that was me. How am I supposed to identify fellow FPers goddamn[/QUOTE] Yeah we really need nametags enabled for short distances, it's annoying when we find someone who may or may not be someone in our camp.

[QUOTE=DeEz;36503483]Wow, this is kind of awkward because... that guy that killed you? Yep that was me. How am I supposed to identify fellow FPers goddamn[/QUOTE] ... Try mumble?

Oh god are you guys chasing me

[thumb]https://dl.dropbox.com/s/dehtp4221ujw4n9/arma2oa%202012-06-25%2021-41-23-787.png[/thumb] what we do when we're too scared to play dayz due to snipers

[QUOTE=Wweee2468;36502967]Say that to my face fucker at the Berezino Apartments not online and see what happens[/QUOTE] Say that to my face fucker at the NW Airfields and not online and see what happens.

[QUOTE=BeAR!);36503524]Join the mumble? Like they always say.[/QUOTE] I don't have a microphone :(

[QUOTE=cdr248;36503698]I don't have a microphone :([/QUOTE] You don't need a mic to join you'll still be able to hear everyone.

[QUOTE=DeEz;36503483]Wow, this is kind of awkward because... that guy that killed you? Yep that was me. How am I supposed to identify fellow FPers goddamn[/QUOTE] I don't like how you disconnect right as I'm shooting you, and have about 4 other guys closing in on you.

DeEZ don't you dare Server Hop to get around us, fight like a man.

[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;36503862]DeEZ don't you dare Server Hop to get around us, fight like a man.[/QUOTE] Server hopping doesn't work I think, I've had friends try and they sometimes passout instantly when spawning back with nothing touching them

[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;36503862]DeEZ don't you dare Server Hop to get around us, fight like a man.[/QUOTE] shut up im playing smite