DayZ Mod - Crawling Simulator 2012 Dammit rocket what did you break this time? - Games

Want to know how to save a group of people being swarmed by zombies? Logout then back in immediately to get rid of any within 30m of you. Also to however died in Cherno yesterday with an AKM with 3 magazines. I am pretty sure you were gunned down by the sniper on the factory. He got exploded by a lucky grenade.

[QUOTE=xxncxx;36521945]No wonder everyone here hates you.[/QUOTE] The only reason i switched from colorado 2 to here is to kill every single one of you.

[QUOTE=bobsynergy;36521563][img]http://cdn.macrumors.com/article/2010/09/17/105332-wb_logo.jpg[/img] [img]http://niggaupload.com/images/IO9UD.png[/img] The Western Bandit STRIKES AGAIN!!!![/QUOTE] Did you guys just see a guy with pretty damn good weapons and an alice backpack that logged out like a fag right after he got shot at?

Holy fuck me and 2 other friends have tried playing on the fp server like 3 times now and it's just us trying to get our bearings without any map and then getting chased and killed by zombies. Is this just because the server's on veteran or because of us. Also there are no weapons anywhere so we are powerless against the zombies.

[QUOTE=Clementine;36521682]Love the cunts that log out after being shot, can't wait for them to fix that shit.[/QUOTE] Yeah it's stupid when people do that because they can't accept that they died or someone got the jump on them *cough* camp autism *cough* [QUOTE=Clementine;36522108]Did you guys just see a guy with pretty damn good weapons and an alice backpack that logged out like a fag right after he got shot at?[/QUOTE] My friend peterson said he knew some people disconnected after they were shot at but we thought it was part of your group? but no we didn't

So I started playing DayZ for the first time today with my (somewhat experienced) friend. He had an M249 and a Micro-Uzi as a secondary. We looted a supermarket and found me a Winchester with lots of ammo. Then we started hitting deer stands, and I found an AK74 with 2 mags. Then I glitched and fell off of a ladder and broke my legs like an idiot, and neither of us have morphine. So, anyone near Myshkino got some morphine that they'd be willing to share with a noob and his friend?

What's with all the suggestions in the DayZ forum about the ability to have sex and make babies? [editline]27th June 2012[/editline] Btw, beartraps are going to be added in the next update if you haven't heard

[QUOTE=BeAR!);36521603]You have to be one of the weirdest DayZ players around.[/QUOTE] you make that sound like a bad thing :v:

[QUOTE=bobsynergy;36522117]Yeah it's stupid when people do that because they can't accept that they died or someone got the jump on them *cough* camp autism *cough* My friend peterson said he knew some people disconnected after they were shot at but we thought it was part of your group? but no we didn't[/QUOTE] Oh okay, well my friend was in Berezino and just when I was warning him about the group murdering people he got shot at and he alt + f4'd

[QUOTE=Pocket_Hulk;36522090]He was living the dream, RIP unknown bandit.[/QUOTE] He had an M249 (Turns out it wasn't an M240), M9SD, NV Goggles and all the tools available and some other loot in his inventory that I stole.

[QUOTE=RobbL;36522167]What's with all the suggestions in the DayZ forum about the ability to have sex and make babies? [/QUOTE] yeah that's kinda expected but weird

So much rage.

[QUOTE=4RT1LL3RY;36522092]Want to know how to save a group of people being swarmed by zombies? Logout then back in immediately to get rid of any within 30m of you. [/QUOTE] Yah, except after log out to avoid death so many times your balls will slowly recede back into your groin. It also increases your chances of getting dumped in debug forest.

I just shot a camper at stary sobor and took his L85 and motorcycle. Feels good man. [img_thumb]http://i48.tinypic.com/x1lrt0.jpg[/img_thumb]

Wow what a day. Decided to go on the FP server. Me and Soapyy ended up stumbling at the NE airfield at the end of a firefight in the area. We only saw three guys leave on of the hangers in a sedan. We lost sight of them and moved on. A little later we came across camp autism (which had been raided countless times). Nothing of value, so we moved on. And then things got good.... Real good. About 30 mins north west of camp autism we were checking out the hills on the edge of the map. I look down into a valley anf see a minivan, a truck and a jeep. The shit is fully loaded, a set of NVG's an SVD with 7 mags, grenades etc. We only needed the jeep, so we took what we needed from the truck and put it in our car... and then I had an evil idea. I took the spare wheels and put them in the jeep, and shot out two of the wheels of the truck and two of the minivans wheels. Call it a thank you note if you will. We drive off towards [REDACTED] and find a secluded spot. So thanks to who evers stuff we took, we'll keep it in good condition and wish you the best in your future endeavors. (I would've took photos, but some people are very good at locating things with even the most vague of backgrounds.)

[QUOTE=Artifact;36522361]Wow what a day. Decided to go on the FP server. Me and Soapyy ended up stumbling at the NE airfield at the end of a firefight in the area. We only saw three guys leave on of the hangers in a sedan. We lost sight of them and moved on. A little later we came across camp autism (which had been raided countless times). Nothing of value, so we moved on. And then things got good.... Real good. About 30 mins north west of camp autism we were checking out the hills on the edge of the map. I look down into a valley anf see a minivan, a truck and a jeep. The shit is fully loaded, a set of NVG's an SVD with 7 mags, grenades etc. We only needed the jeep, so we took what we needed from the truck and put it in our car... and then I had an evil idea. I took the spare wheels and put them in the jeep, and shot out two of the wheels of the truck and two of the minivans wheels. Call it a thank you note if you will. We drive off towards [REDACTED] and find a secluded spot. So thanks to who evers stuff we took, we'll keep it in good condition and wish you the best in your future endeavors. (I would've took photos, but some people are very good at locating things with even the most vague of backgrounds.)[/QUOTE] You found our viechle dump we wanted to give to camp FP afther we move our ~15 tents full of goodies to another server.

[QUOTE=WarRage333;36522497]You found our viechle dump we wanted to give to camp FP afther we move our ~15 tents full of goodies to another server.[/QUOTE] Holy crap how long have you guys been duping stuff?

[QUOTE=LiquidBullet;36522327]I just shot a camper at stary sobor and took his L85 and motorcycle. Feels good man.[/QUOTE] The two of us ran from a bunch of zombies and gunfire. Did you deal with the guy shooting at us?

[QUOTE=WarRage333;36522497]You found our viechle dump we wanted to give to camp FP afther we move our ~15 tents full of goodies to another server.[/QUOTE] Well thanks for the stuff, there still plenty of stuff in the truck. Now we can finally pick up my crippled friend who's been stuck in the coast for 2 days

Duping? We just loot heli sites and airfields on certain servers Il post cords here when we finish moving.

[QUOTE=Clementine;36522206]Oh okay, well my friend was in Berezino and just when I was warning him about the group murdering people he got shot at and he alt + f4'd[/QUOTE] That was probably me who shot him, and I murdered the group so it is vice versa. I hope you lectured your friend on how it's wrong to ALT F4 before you DC :) It has happened countless times recently. Last night I shot a guy who was killing a Goat (A POOR DEFENSELESS GOAT!) and he ALT F4ed immediately after I plugged him with rounds. What is wrong with some of you people?

[QUOTE=Chernarus;36521732]Vote for a limited sidechat. Rate agree for Yes, rate disagree for No. Rocket said its allowed.[/QUOTE] a lack of side chat makes it EVEN HARDER to group up without being shot first thing, so not having it on is actually a detriment to fun

[QUOTE=Sygard;36522549]The two of us ran from a bunch of zombies and gunfire. Did you deal with the guy shooting at us?[/QUOTE] It wasnt on the US133 server sadly, it was on the Germany 22 server. I was hopping on another server and i saw that he parked his red motorcycle next to him (what an idiot). So i sneaked up on him and shot him. I have no mercy for campers.

[QUOTE=DarkendSky;36522592]a lack of side chat makes it EVEN HARDER to group up without being shot first thing, so not having it on is actually a detriment to fun[/QUOTE] learn ARMA sign langauge

[QUOTE=peterson;36522560]That was probably me who shot him, and I murdered the group so it is vice versa. I hope you lectured your friend on how it's wrong to ALT F4 before you DC :) It has happened countless times recently. Last night I shot a guy who was killing a Goat (A POOR DEFENSELESS GOAT!) and he ALT F4ed immediately after I plugged him with rounds. What is wrong with some of you people?[/QUOTE] They don't like people going out of their way to kill them because they get a few chuckles?

[QUOTE=Mbbird;36522617]learn ARMA sign langauge[/QUOTE] what is the hand signal for 'does anyone online in this server want to group up?'

Oh my god, this thread... [url]http://dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=22300&page=6[/url]

[img]http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/4496/20120627232950.jpg[/img] This will soon be yours fp.

[QUOTE=dogmachines;36522644]They don't like people going out of their way to kill them because they get a few chuckles?[/QUOTE] haha oh god here we go again, we would of probably got shot if we didn't kill/shoot at them, it's they don't like getting shot and dying so they coward out :v: I bet you disconnect when people shoot you cause "lol in a survival game it's unfair for people to kill for supplies or safety"

Whoever was helping a player named Brandon, thanks for so much help. That's the most fun I've had playing this game... that's saying something about my ability in here.. haha. I got a Czech bag, revolver, and a shot gun. I follow this group of guys through a city only to go out the wrong door they didn't go out of and get shot in the face by a man with a revolver literally as I was still in the doorway. ugh. I know realism is what's great about this game but I would really like it if 1 bullet in me doesn't mean death.