Dwarf Fortress - Mom, why are those Elves eating each other? - Games

sop I was starting to make a legit fort and I realized that I made it into a mountain (with natural slopes all over) so it's kind of tuff to fortify the entire entrence. [B]Florr 1[/B] [URL=http://img31.imageshack.us/i/dfflr1.png/][IMG]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6333/dfflr1.png[/IMG][/URL] [B]Florr 2[/B] [URL=http://img14.imageshack.us/i/dfflr2.png/][IMG]http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/7962/dfflr2.png[/IMG][/URL] Where should I put walls, stairs, and fortifications?

You should have removed the ramps dummy.

k how

Press d, then z.

My wrestle dwarves are taking their clothes off one by one and starting to fight. How can i get them to dress up?

[QUOTE=KestasLT;16452170]My wrestle dwarves are taking their clothes off one by one and starting to fight. [b]How can i get them to dress up?[/b][/QUOTE] Now why would you want them to do that? :q:

your dwarfs are gay

[QUOTE=Louie XVI;16454262]your dwarfs are gay[/QUOTE] Is that even possible? :v:

yes find the nearest volcano and let them jump in.

Oh what the hell, in my last fortress, my people died from starvation, and now they are dying from dehydration..

fuk I need food

[QUOTE=KestasLT;16452170]My wrestle dwarves are taking their clothes off one by one and starting to fight. How can i get them to dress up?[/QUOTE] It is a bug. This will be fixed in next patch

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[QUOTE=Mr_Razzums;16459067]It is a bug. This will be fixed in next patch[/QUOTE] I thought it was them ripping each others clothes off.

[QUOTE=iPope;16460543]I thought it was them ripping each others clothes off.[/QUOTE] It is, but the bug is that they won't pick it back up. So after 10 years of 30 dwarfs training your entire room is going to consist of naked dwarfs with clothes all over the place.

Is it possable to build retractable bridges over a bottomless pit and put refuse pile on it so when it gets full you pull a lever and the refuse falls?

[QUOTE=Zeroarmorclo;16461748]Is it possable to build retractable bridges over a bottomless pit and put refuse pile on it so when it gets full you pull a lever and the refuse falls?[/QUOTE] Should be.

That's the last time I bother to try and stage a rescue of a human caravan at my depot. Lost 4 civilians and 3 champions fighting off the whole damn thing. Didn't even get to use my ballistas because the goblins got distracted fighting humies at the entrance. [img]http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h133/Radicalaces/garrrrr.jpg?t=1249333425[/img]

[QUOTE=Mr_Razzums;16460597]It is, but the bug is that they won't pick it back up. So after 10 years of 30 dwarfs training your entire room is going to consist of naked dwarfs with clothes all over the place.[/QUOTE] Giggitty

[QUOTE=Rofl my Waff;16463019]That's the last time I bother to try and stage a rescue of a human caravan at my depot. Lost 4 civilians and 3 champions fighting off the whole damn thing. Didn't even get to use my ballistas because the goblins got distracted fighting humies at the entrance. [img]http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h133/Radicalaces/garrrrr.jpg?t=1249333425[/img][/QUOTE] Add a bridge in front of the depot, so they can't get in.

I was making preparations for just that right when the attack happened.

All the dwarfs are asleep while the animals are holding a meeting at the meeting hall. :v: What are kenels used for?

Training animals.

Does anybody here build walls/floors?

[QUOTE=Wakka V2;16473117]Does anybody here build walls/floors?[/QUOTE] I do walls, with floors though, you can't build on top of them.

[QUOTE=Wakka V2;16473117]Does anybody here build walls/floors?[/QUOTE] Yes.

[QUOTE=dedo678;16473135]I do walls, with floors though, you can't build on top of them.[/QUOTE] Yes you can, otherwise aboveground construction would be impossible. You just can't build walls on floors.

I'll just close my gate kthxbai [url]http://ioj.com/v/4ckcu[/url]

[img]http://files.getdropbox.com/u/795329/Pictures/Dorf/Dwarf%20Fortress%202009-08-04%2020-53-03-10.png[/img] STALLION WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

What the fuck? The ancient vampire?