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I hope they know how to swim and climb. As long as trolls can't swim or a colossus doesn't appear I guess I'm in the clear. :smug:

[QUOTE=Vronkio;16504684]I hope they know how to swim and climb. As long as trolls can't swim or a colossus doesn't appear I guess I'm in the clear. :smug:[/QUOTE] They'll find a way.

I started a new fortress. underground i mined 2 big rooms.. one i made a farm.. but the yellow guy came and just standed there and went off again.. he dosent develop the farm she isnt even ready.. and the miner dosent mine when i tell him.. they stoped working. [editline]12:34AM[/editline] Now he comes again.. stand their and theres a "?" sign for a milisec and he goes again [editline]12:34AM[/editline] Now he works and his on Z blinking.. why is he asleep?? [editline]12:38AM[/editline] Ok now he works but only one yellow man works why the other one dosent work? [editline]12:39AM[/editline] some works and some wont...why??? [editline]12:42AM[/editline] Yea why only one woodcutter works and one not?i cant find the right job in job manager....

[QUOTE=Tzefa;16504969]I started a new fortress. underground i mined 2 big rooms.. one i made a farm.. but the yellow guy came and just standed there and went off again.. he dosent develop the farm she isnt even ready.. and the miner dosent mine when i tell him.. they stoped working. [editline]12:34AM[/editline] Now he comes again.. stand their and theres a "?" sign for a milisec and he goes again [editline]12:34AM[/editline] Now he works and his on Z blinking.. why is he asleep?? [editline]12:38AM[/editline] Ok now he works but only one yellow man works why the other one dosent work? [editline]12:39AM[/editline] some works and some wont...why??? [editline]12:42AM[/editline] Yea why only one woodcutter works and one not?i cant find the right job in job manager....[/QUOTE] Ahahah, you're awesome.

Sop what do I need to enable in my workers to make them tear down natural slopes?

[QUOTE=Louie XVI;16507283]Sop what do I need to enable in my workers to make them tear down natural slopes?[/QUOTE] designations > z

[QUOTE=Thorny;16506581]Ahahah, you're awesome.[/QUOTE] Didnt ment to be funny for a moment but im glad you did laugh :P.. If you guys knew how much im getting better in this game you would have blahhh omg your so proishh o shit im going home

I've decided to give myself a challenge. I put myself on a glacier in a terrifying biome by the shore on an island.

[QUOTE=Tzefa;16508434]Didnt ment to be funny for a moment but im glad you did laugh :P.. If you guys knew how much im getting better in this game you would have blahhh omg your so proishh o shit im going home[/QUOTE] I'm [i]forced[/i] to ask a honest question: How old are you? [editline]11:00PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Rofl my Waff;16508740]I've decided to give myself a challenge. I put myself on a glacier in a terrifying biome by the shore.[/QUOTE] Have [i]fun[/i] :v:

There's a sasquatch watching our every move :tinfoil: [img]http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h133/Radicalaces/sa.jpg?t=1249524151[/img] [editline]10:09PM[/editline] Damn, this place is getting crowded with evil shit. I think I might just be having fun shortly if I don't watch myself. [img]http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h133/Radicalaces/gab.jpg?t=1249524583[/img] [editline]10:24PM[/editline] Those ice wolves kept lurking around camp for a good 10 minutes until they finally charged. [img]http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h133/Radicalaces/dwarf.jpg?t=1249525441[/img] There goes the war dogs... Luckily I anticipated that this wouldn't be easy and made all 7 of them wrestlers. [editline]10:26PM[/editline] 4 more ice wolves just appeared on screen... [editline]11:11PM[/editline] 4 more ice wolves just got decimated. [img]http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h133/Radicalaces/garr.jpg?t=1249528407[/img] Well that wasn't too hard to set up, this will be the pre-fortress base camp for the real deal being set up later on. The white construction on the left will be my desalinization cistern. [img]http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h133/Radicalaces/bah.jpg?t=1249536871[/img]

Dawwww, it only has 3 legs :( [editline]10:32PM[/editline] Also, I'm honestly just wondering this (and have been for quite some time), but why doesn't Mayday's tileset have an uppercase 'O' character?

Yeah I don't know, I think there's a utility I could use to fix it but I'm far too lazy and I already memorized what they mean. [editline]10:43PM[/editline] I find it pretty amusing that my entire fortress thus far is nothing but ice structures/walls and rock salt furniture.

I thought tilesets could support transparency now?

Trying to get into this game but I can't even find a place to mine a base into. I'm a failure.

[QUOTE=dryer-lint;16513517]Trying to get into this game but I can't even find a place to mine a base into. I'm a failure.[/QUOTE] Dig down. It'll be easier for you.

I enjoy modding DF. Some of my favourite creatures I've made to terrorise my Dwarves, add humour, and make the game more fun include: Giant Steel Octopi Hydra Ducks Ice Giants Fish that can hold Swords (and I made a civilisation for them, so that they spawn with swords.) Walking Melons (they're like cows: tameable, and milkable... I suppose that's juiceable.) Flaming Walking Kidneys Flying Potato Demons

[QUOTE=robowurmz;16514578]I enjoy modding DF. Some of my favourite creatures I've made to terrorise my Dwarves, add humour, and make the game more fun include: Giant Steel Octopi Hydra Ducks Ice Giants Fish that can hold Swords (and I made a civilisation for them, so that they spawn with swords.) Walking Melons (they're like cows: tameable, and milkable... I suppose that's juiceable.) Flaming Walking Kidneys Flying Potato Demons[/QUOTE] :wtc:

[QUOTE=robowurmz;16514578]I enjoy modding DF. Some of my favourite creatures I've made to terrorise my Dwarves, add humour, and make the game more fun include: Giant Steel Octopi Hydra Ducks Ice Giants Fish that can hold Swords (and I made a civilisation for them, so that they spawn with swords.) Walking Melons (they're like cows: tameable, and milkable... I suppose that's juiceable.) Flaming Walking Kidneys Flying Potato Demons[/QUOTE] add the TF2 classes for the fun of it.

Oh my, one of my military dwarves had to kill his own berserked wife, he's sad now.

[QUOTE=Hamsterman;16516947]Oh my, one of my military dwarves had to kill his own berserked wife, he's sad now.[/QUOTE] Was he a wrestler? I can somehow imagine that. Kinky.

[QUOTE=Hamsterman;16516947]Oh my, one of my military dwarves had to kill his own berserked wife, he's sad now.[/QUOTE] My perverted mind shows me a very very strange picture...very strange

[QUOTE=pato2747;16509508]I'm [i]forced[/i] to ask a honest question: How old are you? [editline]11:00PM[/editline] Have [i]fun[/i] :v:[/QUOTE] I am 14 years old.

Tell me the most hard and brutal biome you can think of, and I will go and survive it. So far I've thought of embarking in the middle of a haunted, glacier, sea shore biome with a goblin fortress. Edit: Please tell me how this is dumb.

I tried to embark on a haunted glacier. My dwarves survived 10 minutes :v: One went insane after watching all his friends die a horrible death. Blizzard Men and Wolves slaughtered them all :saddowns:

[QUOTE=dryer-lint;16513517]Trying to get into this game but I can't even find a place to mine a base into. I'm a failure.[/QUOTE] You shouldnt have to mine a base.. just on the earth make stairways down..

I'm gonna try embarking on a haunted glacier. Seems like it would be a lot of fun.

Should I build individual Bedrooms for every dwarf? Or should I just smack a giant barrack in the middle of it all?

[QUOTE=Ged2;16517554]Should I build individual Bedrooms for every dwarf? Or should I just smack a giant barrack in the middle of it all?[/QUOTE] individual bedrooms are alway a + even if they are only 1x2 and a door.

Myes. That is doable. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Ged2;16517554]Should I build individual Bedrooms for every dwarf? Or should I just smack a giant barrack in the middle of it all?[/QUOTE] 1x3 bedrooms are good. There's one space for a bed, one for a door, and one for a chest/cabinet/whatever you're going to give them as an extra furniture.