Help Valve beat Nintendo, V2! Turn the Valve. Unleash the Freeman.

[Mr Affinity]

Its official, we rape bitches(link).

[Hamstwerweel]

[QUOTE=Domamin;17720369]But Gordon doesn't speak

how is that possible?[/QUOTE]

The Pyro doesn't speak. Yet the medic comes to him and heals him. Good times.

[Blah360]

[QUOTE=Nibwoddle;17720399]We're 3000 above Mario.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but all the Link fanboy's will vote for Mario when it comes to the final round.

[:awesome:]

[QUOTE=Blah360;17720414]Yeah, but all the Link fanboy's will vote for Mario when it comes to the final round.[/QUOTE]

who say's there not already?

[Domamin]

[QUOTE=Hamstwerweel;17720406]The Pyro doesn't speak. Yet the medic comes to him and heals him. Good times.[/QUOTE]

True....

Maybe Pyro is Gordons brother/sister/robotsibling?

[Winsanity]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLibGUjU5BQ&feature=channel_page[/media]
skip to 2:23

Someone should make one for gordon

[BricknHead]

Link just got told

[Levithan II]

[QUOTE=BricknHead;17720523]Link just got told[/QUOTE]

I agree.

[snivelak]

We're at 53% now!

[:awesome:]

[QUOTE=Levithan II;17720559]I agree.[/QUOTE]

I also agree.

[Benji]

Cool, Gordon is the victor it appears

[Kiwi Bird]

I think all the people who got buttsore over Mario beating their characters are going to vote for Gordon.

Go Gordon

[Levithan II]

We'll show those console gamers how it's done! :hist101:

[Divaya]

WE DID IT WE'RE GOING TO THE FINAL TWO

Holy shit I contributed. We need a hall of fame for everyone that voted Gordon

[limulus54]

why isn't it over? I have to sleep sometime :(

[editline]12:17AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;17720680]WE DID IT WE'RE GOING TO THE FINAL TWO

Holy shit I contributed. We need a hall of fame for everyone that voted Gordon[/QUOTE]

all 83377 of them?

I just got an idea. how about a co-op map tribute to Gordon/voters?

[Smoot]

Woot we did it!

[Domamin]

Lets put on our War Hats

we are going against Mario now

[seano12]

By God we have a shot against Mario

[snivelak]

We did it? It's over and we're onto Mario? I've refreshed my page and nothing about that seems to be showing up...

[Case-Sensitive]

[QUOTE=Kinversulath;17686357]I go to sleep for 7 hours and come back to see we took back the lead

My reaction: [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/Clellyfan/Animations/PHELPS.gif[/img]

But I get the feeling that we won't know the winner of this contest till the last 12 hours of the contest, whoever can make the biggest final push will win.[/QUOTE]

^

[Shitty Bill]

Battle doesn't end till either noon or 3 pm. Fuck GS.

[Winsanity]

[QUOTE=Nibwoddle;17720739]We did it? It's over and we're onto Mario? I've refreshed my page and nothing about that seems to be showing up...[/QUOTE]

We're implying that link isn't gonna make a comeback and gordon is gonna move on to the next round.

[snivelak]

Oh ok. I thought so.

[Dohman]

How did you get it up to 53.3%? :D We're going to win! Yay!

[Domamin]

ninja'd

[seano12]

[QUOTE=Retardation;17720936]There was a Steam announcement about this.[/QUOTE]

Once upon an October 7th 2009, at 5 AM. Gabe, co-founder of valve, microwaved two nine-pound chicken burritos. Sitting back at his computer desk with his two nine-pound chicken burritos, salsa nachos, and ungodly large coke slurpee, he browsed various sites including facepunch studious.

While browsing facepunch studios he quickly consumed one of his nine-pound tacos in just two bites, He then saw the Facepunch Topic : " Help Valve beat Nintendo. Unleash the Freeman ".

Gabe, about to eat his second burrito, set it down to see what this was about. He read the OPs message and clicked the link to Gamespot. When he arrived he saw this :

[quote] Gordon Freeman 49.9% Link 50.1% [/quote]

Gabe spat all of the coke slurpee he was drinking all over his screen, he soon quickly disposed of the monitor by consuming it along with some nachos and washing it all down with more coke slurpee.

By the time he was finished eating he ran down to valve studious in his Gordon Freeman Halloween costume at 5 am yelling
" CALL TO ARMS, CALL TO ARMS!!! GET THE STEAM ARMY! GORDON FREEMAN MUST NOT LOSE "

With the fear that the employees would be eaten alive, they quickly made a Steam update news.

Within the next 12 hours Gordon would surpass Link in Votes

[img]http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2007/09/biggabe.jpg[/img]
Gabe had eaten Link

[**zer0**]

[QUOTE=seano12;17721102]
Gabe had beaten Link[/QUOTE]

Oh god at first i tought you said "Gabe had eaten link"

[seano12]

[QUOTE=**zer0**;17721136]Oh god at first i tought you said "Gabe had eaten link"[/QUOTE]

Thanks for contributing

[seano12]

Dare someone to send that story to Gabe himself

[**zer0**]

[QUOTE=seano12;17721157]Dare someone to send that story to Gabe himself[/QUOTE]

whats his e-mail again? I forgot it