Help Valve beat Nintendo, V2! Turn the Valve. Unleash the Freeman.

[Andriko123]

This moron is absolutely fucked.

[quote] LegendaryBadass

Posted Oct 9, 2009 11:10 am GMT

@Secure-Order Take one look at the guy and tell me a supermodel would date him. Gordon doesn't have any game whatsoever. He couldn't get it up with a gravity gun.[/quote]

[Nachy]

[QUOTE=Killuah;17738801]They both deserve it if you ask me.[/QUOTE]

Indeed, it would be awesome for a tie up and both crowned winners, but if there's truly only one choice available, I'm with Freeman for now.

[editline]06:20PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Andriko123;17738805]This moron is absolutely fucked.[/QUOTE]

Uh, why would attractiveness relate to heroism? Also Gordon is pimp, look at Alyx and him.
Guy sure is weird.

[Andriko123]

If I were a chick I'd be sliding down Gordon's crowbar day and night.

[Flaming Neko]

[QUOTE=Andriko123;17738823]If I were a chick I'd be sliding down Gordon's crowbar day and night.[/QUOTE]

but it hit... many things. disgusting things.

[hypershadsy]

I woke up to retest the program, and I thought it was broken (only supports 5-character tallies at the moment :tinfoil:) when I saw this: "Winning by 12314". This is incredible guys, keep up the work.

[Andriko123]

[QUOTE=Flaming Neko;17738865]but it hit... many things. disgusting things.[/QUOTE]

It's all lube to me.

[croguy]

I think we're loosing the lead, we're currently 12442 votes ahead! before it was 12500!

Or not... We're coming close to 12500!

[b]Edited 2:[/b] Freeman: 61%!

[Fancy Kitty]

It seems my prediction might prove faulty.

I always thought the crazed console fanboys and the oldschool elitists would beat us sane PC gamers.

[Drasnus]

You guys know that you are just as pathetic as the Nintendo fanboys, right?

[Pib]

[QUOTE=Retardation;17739346]No.

We actually gave them valid reasons to why Freeman is the better hero then Link, Mario, etc.

All they can say back is , I DON'T CARE LINK/MARIO IS STILL BETTER.[/QUOTE]

Don't forget "gordum iz ugley xDDDDDD"

[DeadorK]

[QUOTE=Drasnus;17739270]You guys know that you are just as pathetic as the Nintendo fanboys, right?[/QUOTE]

This is true. You have an entire thread dedicated to getting people to vote for your character.

[Drasnus]

[QUOTE=Retardation;17739346]No.

We actually gave them valid reasons to why Freeman is the better hero then Link, Mario, etc.

All they can say back is , I DON'T CARE LINK/MARIO IS STILL BETTER.[/QUOTE]
Valid reasons like "omfg he saved humanity blah blah blah?"

Pathetic that you care this much.

[KestasLT]

[QUOTE=Drasnus;17739554]Valid reasons like "omfg he saved humanity blah blah blah?"

Pathetic that you care this much.[/QUOTE]
Okay, then tell me what Link did.
Gordon has an overal better back story, he is clear about his age, and the story isn't messed up, it goes fluedly, unlike zelda games.

[Awesomecaek]

[QUOTE=KestasLT;17739637]Okay, then tell me what Link did.
Gordon has an overal better back story, he is clear about his age, and the story isn't messed up, it goes fluedly, unlike zelda games.[/QUOTE]

He (Gordon) is not a fagget[b].[/b]

That's enough of argument

[KestasLT]

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;17739733]He is not a fagget[b].[/b]

That's enough of argument[/QUOTE]
No, please, we don't need that stereotypical 12 year old fanboyism for Gordon.
That's for nintendo fans

[Drasnus]

[QUOTE=KestasLT;17739637]Okay, then tell me what Link did.
Gordon has an overal better back story, he is clear about his age, and the story isn't messed up, it goes fluedly, unlike zelda games.[/QUOTE]

I'm not on either side.

Both sides are equally pathetic for getting this worked up over an internet poll and yelling 'fanboy!' at eachother.

[Dlaor]

Requesting status report.

[Pib]

[QUOTE=Drasnus;17739913]I'm not on either side.

Both sides are equally pathetic for getting this worked up over an internet poll and yelling 'fanboy!' at eachother.[/QUOTE]

I don't remember getting worked up.
All I'm doing is seeing who wins.

[Drasnus]

[QUOTE=Pikablu07;17739960]I don't remember getting worked up.
All I'm doing is seeing who wins.[/QUOTE]
Read the thread.

[Pib]

[QUOTE=Drasnus;17740006]Read the thread.[/QUOTE]

I did.

[i_speel_good]

[QUOTE=Dlaor;17739957]Requesting status report.[/QUOTE]
Mario
38.8% Votes
23774 Votes

Gordon Freeman
61.2% Votes
37555 Votes

:c00l:

[croguy]

Damn, status ninja'd.

[Drasnus]

[QUOTE=winsanity;17715225]God dammit push harder we can't lose to the link fags![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Latias;17716343]His parents probably don't allow him to play HL2[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=supertoaster;17717455]I just saw gordon go up by 100 votes in a minute

I bet GS will say "lol 1 person cheated gordon loses now"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mister B;17717484]Even if we beat Link, all the Nintendfags who voted for Samus and Link will buttfuck Mario with votes.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Retardation;17717545]Ahaha, makes me laugh hard when I read the comments

OMG WTF THEY R CHITING 500 VOTES IN 10 MINS WTF??!?!?!?!!????????????[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Matt PL;17679479]Let's use the proxie's , since people used proxies for link.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;17680097]112 votes behind :(

screw Link and the LoZ series, pile of boring shit with cheesy combat and hints at anime bullcrap.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=redBadger;17680554]Gordon helps the world. Also, [sp]Quit rating yourself[/sp][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Doneeh;17680585]Gordon tested unknown materials with lasers, that takes balls. He is close friends with Barney, Eli, Kliener, Sheckley, Griggs, and the Vortigaunts. He'll probably going to get engaged with Alyx. He's also usually shown trying to save the WORLD, even though he stops to save Alyx on occasion. Plus a gravity gun will pull away a sword from some kid. Then a double shotgun blast or a crowbar to the face is the finisher.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;17682275]A sword may be a better weapon except:

Gordon is wearing Power Armor, and link is just wearing a shirt/dress thing. Therefor Gordon is resistant against Link's Sword while Link is vulnerable to the Crowbar.

[editline]07:41PM[/editline]

Not to mention you can't say "He has a magical sword, be logical", as magic is not logical at all.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Retardation;17683567]As stated in the previous thread;

[b][u][highlight] PERMABAN WHOEVER VOTES FOR LINK.[/b][/u][/highlight][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kilr;17685255]This shit needs to be stickied in GD.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=insane taco;17685433]I love how all of the Ninten-shits are spamming Gordon's behind the hero thing with, and I quote:
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=IAmAnooB;17685850]i got all the kids at my school to vote for freeman during computer lab time.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=seano12;17686427]I've voted a few hundred times i believe[/QUOTE]
Now to me, this level of determination to win a poll seems a [I]little[/I] excessive.

As well as arguing based on in-story abilites.

[Pib]

[quote]PC's Suck, like your mom, and she cries too.[/quote]

[quote]your mom[/quote]

[quote]that bunny looks like your mom after i leave[/quote]

[quote]cool pic. where do you get all these funny graphics... your mom? gordon sucks b@(($[/quote]

...:downs:

[croguy]

[QUOTE=Drasnus;17740281]Now to me, this level of determination to win a poll seems a [I]little[/I] excessive.

As well as arguing based on in-story abilites.[/QUOTE]

Uh, look, since you're neutral, how about you also go to GS and and make that quote collection based on Nintendo fanboys, too?

[Red Shift]

[QUOTE=GS User;17740505]What the hell has Gordon done for gaming? All of his games are basically pipe-runs with penis monsters that look like they were made for homophobic twelve year-olds.[/QUOTE]

Pipe-run? This guy obviously didn't play the PC version of the Half-life games.

[croguy]

[QUOTE=Retardation;17740694]Dude, we're just making fun of Zelda fans and joking around[/QUOTE]

Also this.

Do you really consider us to be "OMG DIS IS SRS BIZNIS" about the discussion in here? Compared to Nintendo fanboys, we're comedians.

[Red Shift]

[QUOTE=croguy;17740724]Also this.

Do you really consider us to be "OMG DIS IS SRS BIZNIS" about the discussion in here? Compared to Nintendo fanboys, we're comedians.[/QUOTE]

This post is true. Though, I don't find people calling me a nintenfag and preteen funny especially after I voted for FREEMAN!

EDIT: I don't want to give anyone any ideas of cheating, but... if you have a dynamic IP address, I think it is possible to vote more than once because I apparently did.
Just saying.

[InUndenial]

LOL FUTGMBW MaRIO GUNNA WIINNNNNN :lol:

/sarcasm

[croguy]

[QUOTE=Red Shift;17740784]This post is true. Though, I don't find people calling me a nintenfag and preteen funny especially after I voted for FREEMAN!

EDIT: I don't want to give anyone any ideas of cheating, but... if you have a dynamic IP address, I think it is possible to vote more than once because I apparently did.
Just saying.[/QUOTE]

Yea. Still, you should have at least, uh... said that you voted for him?

I also noticed that, voted 4 times for Freeman in the semi-finale.