[QUOTE=BANNED USER;18067283]Oh god, another computer... It says, press any key... Wha- Well which one's the any key!?
Terran Marine[/QUOTE]
That was [b]fucking hilarious![/b]
"He deserved to die...
They all deserve to die..." - Paxton Fettel, F.E.A.R.
What is a man, a miserable pile of secrets? - Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. (not the whole quote but a part of it)
"Water that does not flow stagnates" From the final boss of Otogi 1 (he was referring to people when he said that of course, it's not to be taken literally), damn I'll never get that one out of my head.
"Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all out of gum."
"Confussios say - die"
"I go were i please, and i please were i go"
"I oughta break a broom handle off in your ass"
"Your face, your ass, whats the difference?"
-Duke Nukem
[QUOTE=dumdydum;18065886]"cheesy vaginas" -GTA IV hobo[/QUOTE]
hah, i always laugh when I hear that
Oh my God, JC, A bomb!
A bomb?
[QUOTE=Phoen1x18;18092574]That was [b]fucking hilarious![/b][/QUOTE]
Not when you've heard the same joke about 50 times from different sources.
"Lookit me! I'm a piano player-*KABOOM*" - Target in hitman: blood money.
"Âllo! Monsieur Turtle Bits!"
HL2EP2 rebels are awesome
"Back in the city we wrestled hunters with out bare hands ! I used to kill 10, 20 a day !"
or
"NOT THE SAWMILL !!! Is there nothing sacred ?"
Also
[b]GET OUT OF HERE STALKER[/b]
The Speech from Andrew Ryan when you kill him in Bioshock. Fucking Incredible.
'We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing I was good at, but at least I always fought for what I believed in.'
Metal Gear Solid.
[QUOTE=Drasnus;18094989]'We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing I was good at, but at least I always fought for what I believed in.'
Metal Gear Solid.[/QUOTE]
"Uh,Snake... what are you doing?"
"Im in a BOX."
"A CARDBOARD BOX? Why are you...?"
"I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got
this irresistible urge to get inside. No not just an urge - more
than that. It was my destiny to be here; in THE BOX."
"Destiny...?"
"Yeah. And THEn when I put it on, I suddenly got this
feeling of inner peace. I cant put it into words. I feel... safe.
Like this is where I was meant to be. Like Id found THE key to
true happiness."
"You should come inside THE BOX."
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