Moonbase Alpha: Stephen Hawking's Pro Welding Simulator. - Games

[QUOTE=geogzm;26696447]anybody want to dick around with ms sam and stuff add me on steam: reviewmad [editline]14th December 2010[/editline] this is the only thing which sums up this game [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo&feature=related[/media] [editline]14th December 2010[/editline] how the fuck do i set my resolution to 1360x768 this piece of shit wont let me do it verne y u no stop rating every post i make dumb[/QUOTE] Oh god I laughed so hard a booger came out of my nose.

Apparently when they say the small map is for "1-2 players" they mean "2 players". Barring some extremely lucky coincidence of very little accidents there's just no way.

^ no, you can complete it in 1 player too.

I tried it when it came out. To be honest it was boring as hell [b] in my opinion [/b]. I enjoyed the text-to-speech system more than the actual game.

downloading now so legit omg

[QUOTE=jeimizu;26705121]Using the computer with the cameras in the command center 4 times lets you access the "MBAOS", and play two text adventure games. One is almost the exact same as the actual game, but in text form, the other involves getting off an island. [img_thumb]http://imgur.com/bQKCP.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Get robots Also, looks fu-- i mean informative. [sp]aeiou[/sp]

[QUOTE=jeimizu;26694067][B] :dance: DANCE PARTY: a step by step guide[/B] :dance: First you have to edit your key bindings. go to C:\Program Files\Steam\steamapps\common\moon base alpha\MoonBaseAlphaGame\Config find "ConsoleKey=none" and change to ConsoleKey=Tilde now start a game and open the console. type allowcheats 1, then type DanceParty.[/QUOTE] You forgot to say what file to open! It's MoonBaseAlphaInput.ini

Anyone up for a game?

Every time I try to beat it on my own, I fail by less than 20 seconds.

holla holla get £

[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;26715201]You forgot to say what file to open! It's MoonBaseAlphaInput.ini[/QUOTE] oh, thanks. Fixed.

[QUOTE=jeimizu;26694067][B] :dance: DANCE PARTY: a step by step guide[/B] :dance: First you have to edit your key bindings. go to C:\Program Files\Steam\steamapps\common\moon base alpha\MoonBaseAlphaGame\Config\MoonBaseAlphaInput.ini find "ConsoleKey=none" and change to ConsoleKey=Tilde now start a game and open the console. type allowcheats 1, then type DanceParty.[/QUOTE] I tried this and it won't even let me open the console.

Haha was anyone on my server in the last few hours, shit was crazy (I am Firepaw in the game) [media]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6438288/johnmadden.jpg[/media]

[QUOTE=Agent Cobra;26718344]Haha was anyone on my server in the last few hours, shit was crazy (I am Firepaw in the game) [media]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6438288/johnmadden.jpg[/media][/QUOTE] Almost the exact same thing happened on the server I was on last night. People ordered hoses until the server went down. [IMG]http://imgur.com/SwQRN.jpg[/IMG]

god damnit I need to play right now need to get my aeiou on

[QUOTE=Furnost;26718420]god damnit I need to play right now need to get my aeiou on[/QUOTE] My connection isn't good enough to host a server :frown:

[QUOTE=jeimizu;26718442]My connection isn't good enough to host a server :frown:[/QUOTE] well somebody else needs to then [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] by the way, has there been any solution to the bug where you can't join a server through the game's browser shit makes me sad :(

[QUOTE=Str4fe;26713710]^ no, you can complete it in 1 player too.[/QUOTE] Yeah but that relies more on luck than anything, it's just hanging off the edge of impossibility.

I've been trying to get a custom map working, but it uses its own map files called .mbamap that UDK can't open.

Which key opens up the console?

[QUOTE=jeimizu;26718510]I've been trying to get a custom map working, but it uses its own map files called .mbamap that UDK can't open.[/QUOTE] Try renaming it to soming UDK can open? Might not be a new format just a rename.

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;26733139]Which key opens up the console?[/QUOTE] You have to set it yourself, read my dance party post above.

[QUOTE=jeimizu;26747580]You have to set it yourself, read my dance party post above.[/QUOTE] I set the key up but when I press it nothing pops up.

[QUOTE=iPope;26735366]Try renaming it to soming UDK can open? Might not be a new format just a rename.[/QUOTE] That crashes UDK when you try to open it. I haven't tried it the opposite way yet. (naming a .udk file .mbamap and trying to open it in Moonbase Alpha) [editline]17th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Mikesword221;26747677]I set the key up but when I press it nothing pops up.[/QUOTE] Make sure you type [quote]ConsoleKey=Tilde[/quote] not [quote]ConsoleKey = ~[/quote]also make sure it's in MoonBaseAlphaInput.ini, not DefaultInput.ini

And make sure you have a US keyboard. Who knows what "Tilde" is on other types of keyboards.

I remember playing this with some guys who were reciting that moon song from Futurama when they go to the Mars amusement parks. Oh God, I lost it every time the text-to-speech said "we are sailors on the MOON!" with so much emphasis on MOON. Sorry if I fucked up the lyrics I haven't heard that song in so long I forgot some.

[QUOTE=jeimizu;26747714]Make sure you type not also make sure it's in MoonBaseAlphaInput.ini, not DefaultInput.ini[/QUOTE] I did type it in MoonBaseAlphaInput.ini

"I am Stephen Hawking, My penis isn't functional but I love to pretend to whack off to asteroids" I was laughing for the entire game.

I want to play but there's not a single server I can join :(

[QUOTE=jeimizu;26747714]That crashes UDK when you try to open it. I haven't tried it the opposite way yet. (naming a .udk file .mbamap and trying to open it in Moonbase Alpha) [editline]17th December 2010[/editline] Make sure you type not also make sure it's in MoonBaseAlphaInput.ini, not DefaultInput.ini[/QUOTE] I don't have a tilde key, so I set it to F12, but it didn't work. Are there any other keys that work?