Revelations 2012 - Awful L4D2 clone

[koekje4life V2]

You can cut yourself on this.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/hvqLv.png[/img]

[Arvuti]

[QUOTE=koekje4life V2;35722986][img]http://www.darkartzentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/kristy_weeks.png[/img]

She has testicles. growing out of her chin.[/QUOTE]

pretty bad chin, but not as bad as the woman's chin who tried to get into valve by making some shitty song

[Ghost101]

I feel bad for them, everyone should just let them fade into obscurity rather than tearing them apart. But I do agree,this looks terrible.

[POLOPOZOZO]

Watching the gameplay makes my head hurt.

[Feuver]

[QUOTE=Ghost101;35723583]I feel bad for them, everyone should just let them fade into obscurity rather than tearing them apart. But I do agree,this looks terrible.[/QUOTE]

Depends on what's worse. Any company needs feedback in order to evolve. Just ignoring this crappy game won't help them, either.

But I'm pretty sure that this game just caused their entire demise, unless they can pull a ricochet and start making stellar games.

It's incredibly important for Independent developers to give the best image possible when they release their first game. This thing looks worst than some mods out there. I can't even say if they actually tested the game beforehand. Have you seen how ugly this game is? It looks like a playstation game, and we're in 2012. Most of their "First innovative game" is a rip-off (And pretty much obvious) of Left 4 dead. It's not like "Huh huh killing floor is a rip-off of L4D because you have multiple player and you survive together". It's directly ripped off, from game mechanics to ai director to main menu and gameplay. This thing looks like a cheap "First-try" source mod from a one guy team, rather than the work of 13 people with different jobs each.

I wouldn't be surprised if only 4 of those 13 guys have actually worked on this thing. The rest is just to make the company look bigger/Voice actors.

[Biotoxsin]

As terrible as the game may be, you shouldn't be making attacks on the developers for their appearances.

[ellistron]

[URL="http://steamcommunity.com/stats/Revelations2012/achievements"]http://steamcommunity.com/stats/Revelations2012/achievements[/URL]
oh god the achievements are the same as l4d2

[Lukasaurus]

I feel bad for all of them.

You know how when you see a new shop open and the owner seems all excited and then you realize, hey this is a good idea and I hope it all goes well for them, but this area of town is pretty bad, and the shopfront is kind of hidden, and it's a bit of a niche market and then in 3 months they have closed up shop.

Yeah, I feel like that.

edit: Oh, even worse. Half of the members must be his family. That's not bad in and of itself, but I hope they haven't invested money in this. Kevin Weeks looks badass.

[Feuver]

[QUOTE=Lukasaurus;35724037]I feel bad for all of them.

You know how when you see a new shop open and the owner seems all excited and then you realize, hey this is a good idea and I hope it all goes well for them, but this area of town is pretty bad, and the shopfront is kind of hidden, and it's a bit of a niche market and then in 3 months they have closed up shop.

Yeah, I feel like that.[/QUOTE]

I don't think it's the area of town that is bad, but the wares of the shop. If you have nothing good to sell, nobody's going to buy it from you. Niche doesn't have anything to do with it.

I don't feel bad for them either. The game seems to have no redeeming values at all. You can get something way better for probably cheaper today.

[Lukasaurus]

I have no idea what you are talking about. I wasn't making an analogy. I was saying I feel bad - like when what I wrote happens, I feel the same way about that as I do about this game. I feel sad for them. As a family, they are investing time (and probably money) into Kevin's idea, which as it stands at the moment, looks absolutely terrible as a game. The level design, from what I can see from the video, is very early 2000's.

[Feuver]

[QUOTE=Lukasaurus;35724136]I have no idea what you are talking about. I wasn't making an analogy. I was saying I feel bad - like when what I wrote happens, I feel the same way about that as I do about this game. I feel sad for them.[/QUOTE]

It was phrased as an analogy to make us understand your sadness. I just replied to it.

The level design reminds me of AVP 2, but you only had one way to go during the entire game, and you could see clearly where you went all the time.

[Arvuti]

[quote]Kevin Weeks is the Chief Gaming Officer for Dark Artz Entertainment. He has been gaming since the years of pinball in the arcades. His experience with project management in the electrical world is easily translated into running the level design department of the company. Kevin’s favorite games of all time are StarCraft and Quake. Growing up his favorite activities included playing football, tennis, and basketball.[B] Kevin’s future goals are to help Dark Artz Entertainment become a billion dollar business.[/B][/quote]
[quote]Tim Noel is a Technical/Graphics Artist for the Art Department of the company. He has recently returned to the gaming world after a long hiatus. His favorite games include Mario Brothers, Super Tecmo Bowl, and more currently CounterStrike Source on the PC. Recognizing his passion for art at an early age, he always hoped that his talent would one day become a profession. In his spare time he enjoys riding motorcycles, airbrushing, and expanding his creative mind. [B]Tim’s current and future goal is to help push Dark Artz Entertainment to the top of the gaming industry.[/B][/quote]

[quote]Together, Dark Artz Entertainment Incorporated [B]will produce the platform for future FPS multiplayer games.[/B][/quote]

I feel no sympathy for them, they come up with shit like this, slap a 20 dollar price tag on it and except to become a big deal in the gaming industry.

[Feuver]

They, just like Icarus, fly too high. The wax burned and they fell to their untimely death down below.

The end.

[robotman5]

This should of have been just $5 not $20..

[Chilblain]

[QUOTE=Feuver;35724347]They, just like Icarus, fly too high. The wax burned and they fell to their untimely death down below.

The end.[/QUOTE]

And also like Icarus they were using somebody else's work to do so.

[Indyclone77]

[QUOTE=Feuver;35723803]Depends on what's worse. Any company needs feedback in order to evolve. Just ignoring this crappy game won't help them, either.

But I'm pretty sure that this game just caused their entire demise, unless they can pull a ricochet and start making stellar games.

It's incredibly important for Independent developers to give the best image possible when they release their first game. This thing looks worst than some mods out there. I can't even say if they actually tested the game beforehand. Have you seen how ugly this game is? It looks like a playstation game, and we're in 2012. Most of their "First innovative game" is a rip-off (And pretty much obvious) of Left 4 dead. It's not like "Huh huh killing floor is a rip-off of L4D because you have multiple player and you survive together". It's directly ripped off, from game mechanics to ai director to main menu and gameplay. This thing looks like a cheap "First-try" source mod from a one guy team, rather than the work of 13 people with different jobs each.

I wouldn't be surprised if only 4 of those 13 guys have actually worked on this thing. The rest is just to make the company look bigger/Voice actors.[/QUOTE]
But Ricochet was atleast fun

[neesu]

The Spanish Achievements
What the fuck

[table="width: 500, class: grid, align: center"]
[tr]
[td]Correr Como tu Madre robó Algo
Fuera ejecutar la aplanadora.[/td]
[td]Run Like your Mother stole Something
Out execute the flattener.[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Bruja Loca
Matar a un Vixen antes de que ella las plantas de su bastón.
[/td]
[td]Crazy Witch
Kill a Vixen before she the plants on her staff.[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Siguen Rodando
Que sea a través de las rocas rodantes.
[/td]
[td]They Keep Rolling
Let it be through the rolling stones.
[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Ningún Túnel Amor
Bajarse del barco durante paseo en barco.
[/td]
[td]No Love Tunnel
Get off the boat during boat ride.[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Jaguar Paw
Esquiva todos los lanzas arrojadas en juego de pelota.
[/td]
[td]Jaguar Paw
Avoid all the lances thrown in ball game.[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Saltar la Cuerda Campeón
Saltar por encima de la cola cada vez que Kulkukán golpe.[/td]
[td]Jump the Rope Champion
Jump over the tail every time that Kulkukan hit.[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]El Lugar Para Estar
No te dejes arrastrar en el agujero negro de los IK.[/td]
[td]The Place To Be
Don't let yourself dragged into black hole of the IK.[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Bien contra el Mal
Dispara a todos los buenos cacharros sin disparar las ollas malas.[/td]
[td]Good against Evil
Shoot all the good junk without shooting at the bad pots.[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Una Parada de un Disparo
Hacer 1000 solo tiro en la cabeza.[/td]
[td]A Stop for a Shot
Make 1000 only shot in the head.[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]KULKUKAN[/td]
[td]KULKUKAN[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]¡Qué Coño Gato
Mata a 100 secuaces, mientras que en la parte superior del edificio más alto.
[/td]
[td]¡Fuck You Cat
Kill 100 henchmen, while in the upper part of the tallest building.[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

[table="width: 500, class: grid, align: center"]
[tr]
[td]Es su Copia de Dolor?
Ayudar a 500 compañeros de equipo para arriba.
[/td]
[td]Is your Pain Copy?
Help 500 teammates of team upwards.[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

[nVidia]

The trailer looked cheezy as fuck.

[Ghosevil]

Looking at the game... And then the team... And their website...

..This thread has left me with a very gross feeling. :(

[Skelosk]

[QUOTE=nVidia;35724710]The [b]whole game[/b] looks cheezy as fuck.[/QUOTE]

[Ghosevil]

[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;35723959]As terrible as the game may be, you shouldn't be making attacks on the developers for their appearances.[/QUOTE]

Yes.. But still. If you're going to put out bad games at least jazz up your wardrobe.. Maybe gain 300 pounds and start a knife collection?

[editline]26th April 2012[/editline]

[img]http://facepunch.com/avatar/156396.png?garryis=awesome[/img]

[Arteus]

Me and my friend started checking this game out while chatting on Skype. By the end of the conversation we were both in pain from laughing so hard. :v:

[Electrocuter]

My god, even for Source engine the game looks like shit.

[QUOTE=DChapsfield;35723022]What the fuck they're like all family

7 out of 13 of the development team have a surname of Weeks.

[img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-wtc.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

"Oh cool you're making a game development team? Hey, can I be in it? I don't know shit about game development but we're family so..."

[MrDestroyer]

Judging by the achievements, the weapon doesn't even have a name. It's just called "The Weapon"

[razzums]

It's amazing how delusional you can become when you work on something like that for an extended period of time.

I find it funny how on their employment page they are hiring people with only 3+ years experience, when their entire staff has never touched a computer before.

[Lukasaurus]

-snip-
Sorry, I just can't do it. I cannot amuse myself on the misfortune of others.

Now, back to "The idiot deserved it" thread.

[Zombine comb]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;35724688]The Spanish Achievements
What the fuck

[table="width: 500, class: grid, align: center"]
[tr]
[td]Correr Como tu Madre robó Algo
Fuera ejecutar la aplanadora.[/td]
[td]Run Like your Mother stole Something
Out execute the flattener.[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Bruja Loca
Matar a un Vixen antes de que ella las plantas de su bastón.
[/td]
[td]Crazy Witch
Kill a Vixen before she the plants on her staff.[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Siguen Rodando
Que sea a través de las rocas rodantes.
[/td]
[td]They Keep Rolling
Let it be through the rolling stones.
[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Ningún Túnel Amor
Bajarse del barco durante paseo en barco.
[/td]
[td]No Love Tunnel
Get off the boat during boat ride.[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Jaguar Paw
Esquiva todos los lanzas arrojadas en juego de pelota.
[/td]
[td]Jaguar Paw
Avoid all the lances thrown in ball game.[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Saltar la Cuerda Campeón
Saltar por encima de la cola cada vez que Kulkukán golpe.[/td]
[td]Jump the Rope Champion
Jump over the tail every time that Kulkukan hit.[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]El Lugar Para Estar
No te dejes arrastrar en el agujero negro de los IK.[/td]
[td]The Place To Be
Don't let yourself dragged into black hole of the IK.[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Bien contra el Mal
Dispara a todos los buenos cacharros sin disparar las ollas malas.[/td]
[td]Good against Evil
Shoot all the good junk without shooting at the bad pots.[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]Una Parada de un Disparo
Hacer 1000 solo tiro en la cabeza.[/td]
[td]A Stop for a Shot
Make 1000 only shot in the head.[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]KULKUKAN[/td]
[td]KULKUKAN[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]¡Qué Coño Gato
Mata a 100 secuaces, mientras que en la parte superior del edificio más alto.
[/td]
[td]¡Fuck You Cat
Kill 100 henchmen, while in the upper part of the tallest building.[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

[table="width: 500, class: grid, align: center"]
[tr]
[td]Es su Copia de Dolor?
Ayudar a 500 compañeros de equipo para arriba.
[/td]
[td]Is your Pain Copy?
Help 500 teammates of team upwards.[/td]
[/tr]
[/table][/QUOTE]

Looks like they used Google Translator.

[TonyJZX]

lets revisit this thread in 6 months when they are bought out by Facebook

or not...

[Recurracy]

[img]http://www.darkartzentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tarrah_weeks.png[/img]
I feel bad for laughing at this picture.

[editline]27th April 2012[/editline]

Goddamn the animated menu background pisses me off for no apparent reason. It frustrates me.

[editline]27th April 2012[/editline]

Christ the particles are SHIT.

[Mud]

Why do indie games insist on online focus? I don't get it.