Dino D-Day raped this mod/game and raped it's corpse again.
Oh hell even DDD is better then this
Bad, bad and bad. That's it. Bad. No guidance, no interaction with the stupid other characters (do they even have a character, Rochelle had more character than the four of em together). What the fuck, man.
[editline]27th April 2012[/editline]
Dino D-Day is far better than this anyway.
[QUOTE=Arvuti;35724285]I feel no sympathy for them, they come up with shit like this, slap a 20 dollar price tag on it and except to become a big deal in the gaming industry.[/QUOTE]
That's a bit harsh. There's no harm in having a long term goal, no matter how high it is.
[QUOTE=Sir Drone;35726711]Dino D-Day raped this mod/game and raped it's corpse again.
Oh hell even DDD is better then this[/QUOTE]
Dino D-Day was hilarious and didn't deserve all the backlash it got. It wasn't a great game by any means but it was at least a fun game. Nothing better than going up to a T-rex and punching it in the nads.
dino d-day is a goldmine compared to this
This game looks worse than the first Serious Sam. The VERY first.
[QUOTE=The Combine;35727409]This game looks worse than the first Serious Sam. The VERY first.[/QUOTE]
The difference is Serious Sam is good...
[QUOTE=The Combine;35727409]This game looks worse than the first Serious Sam. The VERY first.[/QUOTE]
What the hell are you talking about, Serious Sam The First Encounter was an amazing game.
This is a reason why "Indie game" is becoming almost completely synonymous with "Shitty bootleg game".
Why does this remind me all too much of [url=http://www.moddb.com/mods/g-string]G-String?[/url]
i actually want this just to see how bad it is
it's just one of those games thats so bad to the point where you just have to play it
Sweet Jesus, this looks bad. How does something this bad get official released as a product? It's $20 at full price too!? One 4 Nine and I Hate Mountains are both free mods and are 100 times better than this.
[QUOTE=elowin;35727692]What the hell are you talking about, Serious Sam The First Encounter was an amazing game.[/QUOTE]
I believe that he was talking about the graphic.
[img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091026152238/serious/images/d/d2/Serious_Sam_-_Second_Encounter.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.steampowered.com/v/gfx/apps/201070/ss_fbd5e1a1b20ddf54b0a570d0418242b1eedc3ba8.1920x1080.jpg[/img]
lol that screenshot, shit looks like second life
[img]https://d27fcql9yjk2c0.cloudfront.net/assets/2434847/view_large/mayanlandscapekitxst1.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=mixshifter;35728120]lol that screenshot, shit looks like second life
[img]https://d27fcql9yjk2c0.cloudfront.net/assets/2434847/view_large/mayanlandscapekitxst1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
From in-game walkthroughs, it's rendered different so no doubt it was made in SL
[QUOTE=Ellistron;35724004][URL="http://steamcommunity.com/stats/Revelations2012/achievements"]http://steamcommunity.com/stats/Revelations2012/achievements[/URL]
oh god the achievements are the same as l4d2[/QUOTE]
One look at the achievements told me they used Google Translate for the localizations.
[quote=Achievements]laufen wie deine Mutter etwas gestohlen[/quote]
That makes about as much sense as germans shouting "Mein Leben!" if they die.
Direct translation is "Run like your mother something stolen"
[QUOTE=robotman5;35724449]This should of have been just $5 not $20..[/QUOTE]
It shouldn't even cost money.
[QUOTE=Seibitsu;35728489]It shouldn't even cost money.[/QUOTE]
You should get money for playing it.
[quote=Swedish achievements]
Hoppa rep Mästare
Hoppa över Kulkukan's svans varje gång.
[/quote]
This translates to:
Jump (as in "to jump") rope Master
Jump over Funcock's tail every time.
Kula is often used as a singular for testicle, but when spelled kul it translates to fun
Kuk is slang for dick/cock/penis/w/e
[editline]27th April 2012[/editline]
This is hilarious
[QUOTE=elowin;35727692]What the hell are you talking about, Serious Sam The First Encounter was an amazing game.[/QUOTE]
Woops, sorry. I was talking about the graphics, of course Serious Sam was great. :)
The graphics just really reminded me about the first Serious Sam games.
this is the stupidest thing ever
if youre going to copy left 4 dead, copy the first one!
everyone knows L4D2 sucks.
[IMG]http://www.darkartzentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/kevin_weeks.png[/IMG]
lundegaard?
[img]http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/406622_298733203512455_132330156819428_920659_1571115573_n.jpg[/img]
looks worse than a brony meetup
[URL]http://www.kctv5.com/story/16618067/faces-of-kansas-city-video-game-business-a-family-affair[/URL]
[quote]"I've never played a video game. I haven't even played our own game," said Dan Weeks, Jason's grandfather and the crew's chief operating officer.[/quote]
[quote]"I'm also nervous because you have anxiety... ‘is it good enough?' ‘Are people going to like it?' I think it's going to be amazing," said Dyal.[/quote]
[media][URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhqzEErTOtQ[/URL][/media]
:v:
I can't wait until they see peoples reactions to the game.
Oh god Adobe Premiere Elements 9 Trial. Haha.
They're website makes them look like that they're a company from the 90's that died for a good reason.
what the fuck i just watched...EVERYTHING is left 4 dead 2 except that shitty weapon
I seriously can't tell if this is a joke or not.
[QUOTE=scratch (nl);35722827]some of the pictures on their "about" page are just horrifying
[URL]http://www.darkartzentertainment.com/about/[/URL][/QUOTE]
Some comedy gold here.
[quote]Greg Chamberlain is the lead programmer for the coding department. He has been gaming for over 20 years and his favorite video game is Call of Duty-Modern Warfare[/quote]
At least he likes one of the better Call of Duty games I guess.
[quote]Jarred Wolfe is the design artist for the levels in the game for Dark Artz Entertainment. He has been playing video games for 15 years. His favorite games are all of the Call of Duty series[/quote]
ALL of the Call of Duty games? Maybe that explains their obsession with copy pasting code from Left 4 Dead 2.
[quote]This native New Yorker has been catapulted into the simple life of the mid-westerner and now tends 24 hours to her new son Hudson. Her future goals are to expand the family so that Hudson can have some brothers and sisters.[/quote]
So... what does she actually do in the business? How are you a logistics supervisor if you look after your child 24/7?
[quote]Ken has experience in Auto Cad drafting in fire protection design.[/quote]
Yeah, that's a bit useful I guess, especially for a level designer.
[quote]Kristy graduated in 2003 from Belton high school. She has had several jobs from preschool teacher to direct marketing, but claims that nothing compares to watching the characters come to life in the game.[/quote]
So one of their two animators has no more than a high school education and has worked in a preschool and in marketing?
[quote]His favorite part of working with Dark Artz is wearing the motion capture suit and creating animations. His future goals are to purchase his own home and get a new car.[/quote]
Those animations were made with a motion capture suit?
[quote]Kenny Dyal is the lead creative artist for the art department. Kenny is a self-proclaimed non-gamer, but enjoys the occasional sports video game.[/quote]
[b]What?[/b] Why hire a non-gamer to do the lead creative art for a video game?
[quote]She has been playing video games for over 20 years. Her favorite games are Zelda for the Super Nintendo and Raving Rabbids on the Wii console. She also spends much of her time playing Mah Jong on the PC. [/quote]
Hardcore gamer gurl.
[quote]The best part of Dark Artz for him, is [b]getting to work on a professional project.[/b][/quote]
If you say so.
[quote]Kevin’s future goals are to help Dark Artz Entertainment become a [b]billion dollar business[/b].[/quote]
Uhm. Valve are worth $3bn (according to Gamespot, which I don't entirely trust), and they've made many quality games that redefined the very idea of gaming several times, as well as creating their own digital distribution service and profiting from many, many other publishers.
Your company just cloned one of their games shoddily.
But yeah, I reckon they'll go far.
[editline]27th April 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Arvuti;35730633][URL]http://www.kctv5.com/story/16618067/faces-of-kansas-city-video-game-business-a-family-affair[/URL]
[media][URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhqzEErTOtQ[/URL][/media]
:v:[/QUOTE]
So the game actually IS a mod for Left 4 Dead 2.
[QUOTE=abcpea2;35728976]this is the stupidest thing ever
if youre going to copy left 4 dead, copy the first one!
everyone knows L4D2 sucks.[/QUOTE]
what? L4D2 has everything from L4D1 and more. I don't see the problem with that.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bYhQw.png[/IMG]
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