Revelations 2012 - Awful L4D2 clone - Games

I am literally more retarded after reading about this game. I simply can not comprehend what the fuck these people were thinking.

emailed gabe newell about this - let's see what he says :dance:

Selling Revelations 2012 for 3 keys, PM me

You must not like a challenge or gameplay similar to L4D but with much more added to it. As this game is[B] basecally L4D but overhauled in the gameplay department.[/B] What do I mean? Well* in this game you dont have an obvious hallways or street with no open doors to show you where to go. You dont get arrows or the usual message popup saying GO HERE DO THIS! This game was made to challenge gamers not to walk them* threw a bloody park in your backyard. StixsmasterHD in reply to BigHeadBrandon2k11 4 hours ago *giggle*

[QUOTE=EliteGuy;35817623]Selling Revelations 2012 for 3 keys, PM me[/QUOTE] I don't think anyone in this thread would even want to trade for it.

these people have all drunk the Weeks family kool aid

I liek dis gamez, suk it bitchez! --Stixsmaster!!! This thread of him is simply insanely dumb. [quote]Hey all, I am bess known on steam as StixsmasterHD atm but I have many other alias' similar such as this Stixsworld and Stixsmaster...Stixsmaster being my first original and Stixsworld my ole website I had to give up after 12 years due to budgets...and StixsmasterHD is my new 1 that I use for youtube... Now I wanted to say on the companies main forums I saw sum1 posting that the game needed flashlights... Ok first off those arent even proper pics of the game...they have like low shader levels and crap lighting setup in options or sumthang... I have true maxed out quality pics to show you proving that flashlights are not needed period... Here you are: [url]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/59...74EB4341B9DDB/[/url] [url]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/59...7AF4BC7E2EEA3/[/url] [url]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/59...A53230E6797AD/[/url] Look at the shear size of the map...its huge the largest ive ever seen in Source Engine... Btw the game by default runs in 90 FOV to all that care to know...so dont worry bout tunnel vision...I checked...as I was worried... Also for those that are curious and wanna save performance but still get the enhancements...you will need Nvidia hardware for this... But lets inject sum SMAA get it here: [url]http://mrhaandi.blogspot.com/p/injectsmaa.html[/url] It basecally is an advanced safe way to inject SMAA which is a form of Anti-Aliasing into DX9 and DX10 games. It is very cool and well it has a config for you to set from low-ultra quality effects...and tbh most games youll be able to set it to ultra and get 0 performance impact...ya its that good...and youll easily notice it... So njoy...and stop asking for crap when you aint even tried the gudes...yes I spelled gudes...suck it... ---Stixmaster Devs you pwn...love ya...keep the good work up and I promise good feedback.[/quote] I think his amount of idioticy correlates strongly with his narcissism.

Jesus, I feel really bad for them. Their dream is slowly being crushed entirely. Including the fact that they spent two years on that. Perhaps they should invest in studying programming languages and multiplatform renderers. Assuming that they work in 2D initially, it'll be quick and they can learn more from it.

I am surprised they managed to make the L4D branch of source look fuck ugly. Just look at this: [IMG]http://0.tqn.com/d/compactiongames/1/0/p/f/1/Left4Dead2-scr003.jpg[/IMG] How do you turn that to this: [IMG]http://www.xgn.nl/images/screenshots/201204/7630/revelations-2012-1335262988-0.jpg[/IMG]

This just in guys! Stixworld is illiterate! [url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=30486072&postcount=4[/url]

[url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=30585973&postcount=1[/url] Wunderful game

[QUOTE=LuaChobo;35819132]no, WE are illiterate[/QUOTE] I think I became illiterate from trying to read his post.

They really should have invested in an engine like Unity, since they have some kind of modeling skill (although I may be wrong. I can tell that the main characters look like poser models, but I think they created the bosses?), some kind of programming skill, and would have been better creating a smaller game with a less realistic look (or attempt to look realistic), rather than licensing the source engine. Also, their name (dark artz entertainment) is juvenile. But yeah, I totally feel sorry for them, because I think they had investors, and not only did Kevin get external financial investment, I don't doubt that his family also invested, which is likely to put a big strain on their relationship, which sucks :(

I wonder if they're hiring. I feel like the fact that I started to make a Left4Dead map once and then quit after making 2 buildings is more than enough work experience to get the job. [IMG]http://screenshot.xfire.com/screenshot/large/34c38895d820a0e969639d290c23d4f6cf6e4686.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=jeimizu;35819283]I wonder if they're hiring. I feel like the fact that I started to make a Left4Dead map once and then quit after making 2 buildings is more than enough work experience to get the job. [IMG]http://screenshot.xfire.com/screenshot/large/34c38895d820a0e969639d290c23d4f6cf6e4686.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] You're overqualified for them.

[QUOTE=Revan564;35816130][url]http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=30587182&postcount=8[/url] Stixmaster's answer as to why the .exe was named Left 4 Dead 2.[/QUOTE] Goddammit, I feel like hitting this guy in the face

Why is this even on the Steam store? Why hasn't Valve looked into this steaming pile of shit? Why would they even let something so horrible onto their distribution platform? So many questions!

[QUOTE=ewitwins;35820003]Why is this even on the Steam store? Why hasn't Valve looked into this steaming pile of shit? Why would they even let something so horrible onto their distribution platform? So many questions![/QUOTE] maybe you get a guaranteed place in the store when licensing the source engine.

[QUOTE=sWiftyious;35820013]maybe you get a guaranteed place in the store when licensing the source engine.[/QUOTE] I really fucking hope not. Wouldn't there be some sort of quality assurance test or something?

[QUOTE=ewitwins;35820003]Why is this even on the Steam store? Why hasn't Valve looked into this steaming pile of shit? Why would they even let something so horrible onto their distribution platform? So many questions![/QUOTE] There are a lot of horrible games on the Steam platform. It's clearly based on quantity and not necessarily quality. :v:

[QUOTE=ewitwins;35820003]Why is this even on the Steam store? Why hasn't Valve looked into this steaming pile of shit? Why would they even let something so horrible onto their distribution platform? So many questions![/QUOTE] Episode 3 ARG

[QUOTE=Muntu;35819745]Goddammit, I feel like hitting this guy in the face[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure that your .exe file shouldn't so blatantly share the name of another game that's from another studio, even in beta.

Have any actual game developers reviewed this shit yet?

[media][URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUeQlI9sPpQ&feature=channel&list=UL[/URL][/media] when it started spinning his arms...[IMG]http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pictures/something_awful_2_6634_2842_image_3468.gif[/IMG]

WRRRRRR I AM GOD OF HELICOPTERS

At first I thought it looked decent enough, but he does basically nothing. Only the badly animated spinning attack. You just have to blindly shoot him, honestly that was fucking boring.

-snip, late-

[QUOTE=Arvuti;35823194][media][URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUeQlI9sPpQ&feature=channel&list=UL[/URL][/media] when it started spinning his arms...[IMG]http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pictures/something_awful_2_6634_2842_image_3468.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] the fact there's bosses is the only thing i like about this game, l4d needs that sort of thing badly

I like how this Stixsmaster guy compares the game's graphics with Half-Life 1, a 14 year old game.