S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread - Call of :smith: - Games

I could do that, but I'd probably go crazy

[QUOTE=Sabrina;27495815]I killed the Dutier telling me to get out of here after i saw this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6ffYNIwfqc&feature=related[/media] Could anyone check how to do that? I'd love to have snorks yell "G.O.O.H.S" all the time[/QUOTE] [img]http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1849/whatdc.png[/img] What

[QUOTE=Antonahill;27495879][img_thumb]http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1849/whatdc.png[/img_thumb] What[/QUOTE]Yo dawg i herd you like scopes so i put a scope on your scope, so you can scope while you scope

I just was browsing Youtube when i came across a rather colourful comment. It was about the character Stephanie in dat Lazy Town show. Spoiler tags, pretty weird shit. [sp]"I'd fuck her in the ass so hard, her intestines would attach to my dick from me thrusting so hard. Thereon, I would pull out quickly ripping her intestines out so they are attached to my dick, and use them as a condom while i use her intestines as a condom* for her vagina. I would then proceed to fuck her until I cum, and use my fist to punch her vagina in, destroying her little cunt. Depending on how hard she screams, I would cut her open and detach her organs; spreading them all over my body."[/sp] Some people are sick.

[QUOTE=Sabrina;27496005]I just was browsing Youtube when i came across a rather colourful comment. It was about the character Stephanie in dat Lazy Town show. Spoiler tags, pretty weird shit. [sp]"I'd fuck her in the ass so hard, her intestines would attach to my dick from me thrusting so hard. Thereon, I would pull out quickly ripping her intestines out so they are attached to my dick, and use them as a condom while i use her intestines as a condom* for her vagina. I would then proceed to fuck her until I cum, and use my fist to punch her vagina in, destroying her little cunt. Depending on how hard she screams, I would cut her open and detach her organs; spreading them all over my body."[/sp] Some people are sick.[/QUOTE] Okay.

[QUOTE=Sabrina;27496005]I just was browsing Youtube when i came across a rather colourful comment. It was about the character Stephanie in dat Lazy Town show. Spoiler tags, pretty weird shit. [sp]"I'd fuck her in the ass so hard, her intestines would attach to my dick from me thrusting so hard. Thereon, I would pull out quickly ripping her intestines out so they are attached to my dick, and use them as a condom while i use her intestines as a condom* for her vagina. I would then proceed to fuck her until I cum, and use my fist to punch her vagina in, destroying her little cunt. Depending on how hard she screams, I would cut her open and detach her organs; spreading them all over my body."[/sp] Some people are sick.[/QUOTE] This is my fetish although I can't say it's relevant to STALKER

[QUOTE=Sabrina;27496005]I just was browsing Youtube when i came across a rather colourful comment. It was about the character Stephanie in dat Lazy Town show. Spoiler tags, pretty weird shit. [sp]"I'd fuck her in the ass so hard, her intestines would attach to my dick from me thrusting so hard. Thereon, I would pull out quickly ripping her intestines out so they are attached to my dick, and use them as a condom while i use her intestines as a condom* for her vagina. I would then proceed to fuck her until I cum, and use my fist to punch her vagina in, destroying her little cunt. Depending on how hard she screams, I would cut her open and detach her organs; spreading them all over my body."[/sp] Some people are sick.[/QUOTE] Bah, if they die they are going to rot away eventually, keeping them alive is more fun, using them as sextoy until they accept it and start to enjoy it.

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;27496118]Bah, if they die they are going to rot away eventually, keeping them alive is more fun, using them as sextoy until they accept it and start to enjoy it.[/QUOTE] I am scared to have you as a friend. Do you know that?

[QUOTE=Sabrina;27496124]I am scared to have you as a friend. Do you know that?[/QUOTE] Ah, no need to worry. I don't do that kind of thing to friends [sp]usually. It depents thought.[/sp] You're safe

7 posts by Finnish people in a row.

[QUOTE=Calkkuna;27496196]7 posts by Finnish people in a row.[/QUOTE] Actually moved out of country when i was 14 So I don't reckon i can be called finnish anymore :v:

[QUOTE=Sabrina;27496221]Actually moved out of country when i was 14 So I don't reckon i can be called finnish anymore :v:[/QUOTE] You seem to change your identity every month or so.

[QUOTE=Calkkuna;27496236]You seem to change your identity every month or so.[/QUOTE] No, I don't.

[QUOTE=Sabrina;27496249]No, I don't.[/QUOTE] Well you once came to the Finnish subforum talking perfect finnish when suddenly you come back and speak bad Finnish trying to seem like you've moved from the country or something. And loads of other stuff. To me you just seem like a attention whore.

sorry guys, I forgot to save my controller/ecologists' stalker quad rape story in notepad, so you'll have to wait until tomorrow. (remember the controller in the tunnel? the stalkers were on the floor from his pys presence :q:)

Here's an upload of my mod. There isn't too many bugs and don't think it is perfection. This thing wasn't designed for release, it is just a modder's gamedata folder build over a year. Expect crashes at Pripyat, bug reports would be nice. [url=https://www.dropbox.com/s/nar28sgfhss552a/Kingo64%27s%20shit%20mod.rar]Download Link[/url]

my game crashes when I get the research assistant achievement. :frown: also, was anyone else dissapointed by [sp]oasis, it's a FUCKING TREE[/sp]

[QUOTE=That_Crazy_Gman;27496709]my game crashes when I get the research assistant achievement. :frown: also, was anyone else dissapointed by [sp]oasis, it's a FUCKING TREE[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]At first I thought it was really an oasis with rivers and lots of grass and stuff with mutants running around playing tag but I guess it was okay when I found out that it was a tree with guardians[/sp]

How should I supply the Merc trader? I'm currently planning on them having a mix of the good Warsaw Pact and NATO firearms, but not as many of them as the dedicated users of either; and there won't be as many lower-tier guns of either type, so early on the player may have difficulty saving up for an upgrade.

I was just doing Army quests when suddenly, EVERY FUCKING TIME SOMEONE GOES AND KILLS THEM BEFORE I DO [B]SERIOUSLY WITH A CAPITAL S, WHAT THE FUCK[/B] Also, i'm stuck in hoarding shit to sell. It goes like this: I find a dead guy, loot his corpse, go sell it, then when i decide to go do my quest, i find more bodies in the way, sell the loot, more corpses appear in the meanwhile, repeat forever. What do. I'll mention a few other quirks I found as well. Some zombies with Makarovs are famous for being ultimate snipers, but this guy takes the cake. He is on the far east side of the Cordon's railway and he snipes me with his broken down Makarov gansta style when I'm in the Army Outpost. Bloodfuckers don't want to attack me :smith: I was already hoping for some action [sp]read: mutant erotica[/sp] They just zerg at me then turn away before attacking. Maybe they like me C: Armor breaks down way too fast. I'm wearing the Beril armor when a Boar comes and charges me dead-on. Armor goes to dark red. Sarge Doom, please do raise their endurance a bit. Lower their effectiveness as a balance maybe or raise the damage the enemies do but for crying out loud these armors are dead weight if all they can do is take two hits before going to Condition Zero.

[QUOTE=Sabrina;27496988]I was just doing Army quests when suddenly, EVERY FUCKING TIME SOMEONE GOES AND KILLS THEM BEFORE I DO [B]SERIOUSLY WITH A CAPITAL S, WHAT THE FUCK[/B][/QUOTE]That's odd, i'll have a look at it.

[QUOTE=Calkkuna;27496264]Well you once came to the Finnish subforum talking perfect finnish when suddenly you come back and speak bad Finnish trying to seem like you've moved from the country or something. And loads of other stuff. To me you just seem like a attention whore.[/QUOTE] reilukerho.fi

So now I'm in the Agroprom military compound, waiting for the night to end. I didn't bring my sleeping bag so I'm just under the staircase with my AK-74, ready to shoot whatever crazy fuckness manages to slip past my Broldiers. It's around 4 AM, just two-three more hours and i can get back to Cordon. I hate this place, full of faggot Loners and so on. Calkkuna, calling someone a whore is not very polite.

I've not noticed the severe armour degradation; iirc the armour is exactly as it is in vanilla. This issue will probably be reduced when I port over OL/AMK's armours. The zombie sniping should not be happening; their displacement in all stances is set to 80. If they hit you once at long range, it's most likely incredible luck on their part. I do have to ask, though, was the zombie in question crouched while shooting? The mutant kiting is an issue i've noticed, and am incredibly irritated by. I'll restore all their movement speeds to default, see if that fixes it. Iirc this is a LURK issue, and one I copied over when I used their creature files.

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;27497373]I've not noticed the severe armour degradation; iirc the armour is exactly as it is in vanilla. This issue will probably be reduced when I port over OL/AMK's armours. The zombie sniping should not be happening; their displacement in all stances is set to 80. If they hit you once at long range, it's most likely incredible luck on their part. I do have to ask, though, was the zombie in question crouched while shooting? The mutant kiting is an issue i've noticed, and am incredibly irritated by. I'll restore all their movement speeds to default, see if that fixes it. Iirc this is a LURK issue, and one I copied over when I used their creature files.[/QUOTE] One thing about the trader in the Army is that while he sells 7.62 caliber sniper rifles, he does not sell ammunition to those. Seeing that the normal NPC's are snipers with assault rifles, i would have use for a sniper to gain the upper hand. He only sells 5.45 and .45 to be honest, while he sells 9x39 guns and so on.

[QUOTE=Sabrina;27497390]One thing about the trader in the Army is that while he sells 7.62 caliber sniper rifles, he does not sell ammunition to those. Seeing that the normal NPC's are snipers with assault rifles, i would have use for a sniper to gain the upper hand.[/QUOTE]I'm working on the traders right now; the military one is done, and i'm using it as a base for the other factions.

Sorry really new to the game, how do I get into the bar? The guards won't let me through.

[QUOTE=Yumyumbublegum;27497422]Sorry really new to the game, how do I get into the bar? The guards won't let me through.[/QUOTE]Did you get the special mission from Sidorovich? If you didn't, you need to go back and get it; he sends you to Agroprom to fetch something, then you can pass to the bar once you've got it.

you're probably hostile against duty.

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;27497477]Did you get the special mission from Sidorovich? If you didn't, you need to go back and get it; he sends you to Agroprom to fetch something, then you can pass to the bar once you've got it.[/QUOTE] Alright thanks.