S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread - Call of :smith: - Games

Convince me to join the Monolith! I'm a lost STALKER without a cause.

Expression : wave&&wave->length() Function : CSoundRender_Source::LoadWave File : E:\stalker\sources\trunk\xrSound\SoundRender_Source_loader.cpp Line : 65 Description : Can't open wave file: Arguments : d:\program files (x86)\thq\s.t.a.l.k.e.r. - shadow of chernobyl\gamedata\sounds\music\amb00_l.ogg Crash upon entering x18

[QUOTE=CptVague;27460412]I made it to Yantar and the lab, after killing a few zombified Stalkers/bandits/plain old zombie. RIP Kruglov, that dickhead. Collected a fucking snork foot for science, and barely escaped death by two electro-chimeras out by the Yantar fish pond. SgtDoom, your mod is next on my rotation. Please, for the love of god, don't call it "Freelurk."[/QUOTE] :smith: Why not?

[QUOTE=Thorny;27460509]It's the Svarog detector, it's probably in your detector slot or something. Just hold it out like a regular detector and walk around a bit.[/QUOTE] What? I have 5 Veles detectors including the one that you get after that protection mission where the stalkers get readings on anomalies. I have no "Svarog" detector

[QUOTE=alex525;27460776]Convince me to join the Monolith! I'm a lost STALKER without a cause.[/QUOTE] Monolith are fucking sexy. You get to start in Pripyat. You take over whole zone.

[QUOTE=alex525;27460776]Convince me to join the Monolith! I'm a lost STALKER without a cause.[/QUOTE]We sit around campfires, and wave our heads in circles :v:

[QUOTE=Calkkuna;27460745]When I started a game in doom's mod as ecologists, I managed to play it about 3 hours before I got bored. Now I tried starting a new game with military, got bored in 15 minutes. :sigh: Darn 200+ hours of gameplay, I've seen everything.[/QUOTE] Same. Attacking faction bases hundreds of times just made me get bored of everything now.

[QUOTE=Lone Wolf807;27460778]Expression : wave&&wave->length() Function : CSoundRender_Source::LoadWave File : E:\stalker\sources\trunk\xrSound\SoundRender_Source_loader.cpp Line : 65 Description : Can't open wave file: Arguments : d:\program files (x86)\thq\s.t.a.l.k.e.r. - shadow of chernobyl\gamedata\sounds\music\amb00_l.ogg Crash upon entering x18[/QUOTE] I just copied the wasteland.ogg and renamed it as amb00.ogg :v:

Umm. Is it me, or is there no such thing as a VSS Vintorez in Lurk/ Doom's mod?

[QUOTE=myng;27460856]Umm. Is it me, or is there no such thing as a VSS Vintorez in Lurk/ Doom's mod?[/QUOTE] Yeah, there's just a AS VAL with a integrated red scope :/ Not even with a wooden stock ;__;

[QUOTE=Calkkuna;27460872]Yeah, there's just a AS VAL with a integrated red scope :/ Not even with a wooden stock ;__;[/QUOTE] No wonder why I crashed every time I tried giving myself a VSS.

Stop posting fuckers

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;27460815]What? I have 5 Veles detectors including the one that you get after that protection mission where the stalkers get readings on anomalies. I have no "Svarog" detector[/QUOTE] Son of a bitch hombres, halp [editline]16th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Paravin;27460911]Stop posting fuckers[/QUOTE] NO

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;27460921]Son of a bitch hombres, halp[/QUOTE] Do the mission to Owl where you have to get 3 veles detectors.

[QUOTE=Paravin;27460911]Stop posting fuckers[/QUOTE]For the love of all that is good, don't post a story. I don't need stalker ruined for me :smith:

Thanks bro Calkkuna vitun paskiainen tulen sinne ja saat olla varma että paskannat dildoja aamulla

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;27460963][img_thumb]http://img573.imageshack.us/img573/526/585355maxpayne2super.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Suddenly Max Payne

[code]<string id="wolf_eliminate_lager_1"> <text>Eliminate bandits at the ATP1.</text> </string> <string id="wolf_eliminate_lager_2"> <text>Eliminate the bandits at ATP2.</text> </string> <string id="wolf_eliminate_lager_3"> <text>Kill the boars</text> </string> <string id="wolf_eliminate_lager_1_descr"> <text>Boars have settled next to a place where Wolf and a friend placed a stash. Wolf wants those boars gone; he promised a reward if they are taken care of.</text> </string> <string id="wolf_eliminate_lager_1_text"> <text>Me and a friend recently hid a stash not far from ATP. Not too long ago boars made their den there, and now we can’t get to our stash. Help me – kill the boars, and I’ll give you a reward; both from me, and my friend.</text> </string> <string id="wolf_eliminate_lager_4"> <text>Kill the mutants at the farm</text> </string> <string id="wolf_eliminate_lager_2_descr"> <text>Wolf has asked to kill the mutants at the farm; he wants to create a camp there for people that are passing by. ь.</text> </string> <string id="wolf_eliminate_lager_2_text"> <text>This is only the border of the Zone, but it’s still no safe place for rookies. Bandits are only half the worry, at least they speak Russian. But mutants – that’s a different story. They have made themselves a den on the farm not far from here, which is a perfect place to set up a new camp. I will make it worth your while if you can get rid of the mutants.</text> </string> <string id="wolf_monster_rush_1"> <text>Fight off a wave of mutants</text> </string> <string id="wolf_monster_rush_1_descr"> <text> Fight off a wave of mutants </text> </string> <string id="wolf_monster_rush_1_text"> <text>We’ve been told that there’s a wave of mutants heading right for us. Help us fend off against them, I’ll pay you back somehow.</text> </string> [/code]

Obligatory post.

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;27460963]Thanks bro Calkkuna vitun paskiainen tulen sinne ja saat olla varma että paskannat dildoja aamulla[/QUOTE] Höhhöhhööhöö Ime pastaa :v:

[QUOTE=Calkkuna;27461096]Höhhöhhööhöö Ime pastaa :v:[/QUOTE]Yes, pasta is quite funny

[QUOTE=Glitch360;27461125]Yes, pasta is quite funny[/QUOTE] Indeed.

Am I the only one that thinks the S.T.A.L.K.E.R group is underused? I think it would be really handy for Facepunch-brewed mods and such.

[quote] Slap, slap, slap. The rhythmic noise echoed through the small, gloomy basement room, as a lonesome rat look on at two men pleasing each other in the room. Slap, slap, slap. The sounds of a ball sack hitting bare skin filled the room and merged with the combined moaning of two large men. The one receiving wore a large trenchcoat, his AK-47 thrown in the corner of the room. The other had a jacket and no pants. Anyone familiar to the Zone knew that these men were bandits, and anyone older then 12 knew that they were in the act of having a homosexual pleasure party. A low growl echoed through the room, which made the men stop their act and turn around. There they met the eyes of a huge Bloodsucker. The creature grabbed one bandit and, before he could let out a squeal, quickly ripped open his neck, showering his friend in a bath of blood. The half-naked man desperately jumped for his gun, in pointless hope that the monster would not see his movement. It did. In a short moment, the Bloodsucker had already grabbed the man by his neck and smashed his against the murky wall. The victim stared into the eyes of the creature, hoping for some mercy which he, without any doubts wouldn't receive. A small poking at his stomach. He looked down and noticed what was advancing on him – a massive 12 inch penis which had unsheathed itself from the Bloodsucker. It wasted no time and turned the man around, impaling him on the full length of the phallus. He screamed in agony, as a cocktail of liquid fecal matter and blood gushed out of his anus, the creature thought nothing of this, as he started to smash into the destroyed anus without any mercy, his black, hair covered, dick lubricated by the blood and the shit. The small basement filled with a horrible stench that would scare away even the most vile monster. Except this one specimen. Thrust after thrust, the poor Bandit felt the phallus go deeper and deeper into him, until he felt his guts starting to be stretched beyond the point of no return. Some moments later the penis carved into the empty insides of the man. The Bloodsucker felt that it was nearing his limit, so he clawed open the abdomen of his victim and feasted on his guts, until he could see his own head appearing inside the man. He was dying, he felt it, and with any last power he had, he whispered a soft ''Fuck you.. Bloodfucker..!'', and unsheathed a knife from one of his inner jacket pockets, and quickly stabbed it into his own stomach, cutting off the ''head'' of the ''beast'', and in the process fatally wounding himself in the upwards carve he made afterwards, which cut open his heart. The beast roared in pain and drew out his penis, quickly turning invisible and leaving the bloody, stench filled room. Legends still roam around the Zone of a mystical Bloodsucker who walks around with his penis hanging around, the head still missing.[/quote] [editline]16th January 2011[/editline] ahaha, I actually made it. Thanks Calkkuna.

Noooooo

[QUOTE=Paravin;27461288][editline]16th January 2011[/editline] ahaha, I actually made it. Thanks Calkkuna.[/QUOTE] No problem :smug: This hideous story was brought to you by Calkkuna's Reminder Services and Paravin's Horrible Fanfic Publisher Service

it's kind of like the other story but 100% more homosexual and about 69% more disturbing

I'd like to remind anyone with a taste for serious literature - I wrote this in a few minutes, so excuse the horrible style, weak language and whatever.

[QUOTE=Calkkuna;27460745]When I started a game in doom's mod as ecologists, I managed to play it about 3 hours before I got bored. Now I tried starting a new game with military, got bored in 15 minutes. :sigh: Darn 200+ hours of gameplay, I've seen everything.[/QUOTE]That's what I was worried about :/ There's not yet enough quest content in this mod to be interesting. [QUOTE=myng;27460856]Umm. Is it me, or is there no such thing as a VSS Vintorez in Lurk/ Doom's mod?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Calkkuna;27460872]Yeah, there's just a AS VAL with a integrated red scope :/ Not even with a wooden stock ;__;[/QUOTE] For some reason the maker of LURK thought "hurr Vintorez same as AS Val but with scope :downs:" I'll be creating a new Vintorez file, though I fear I can do nothing about the model. [QUOTE=Glitch360;27461051][code]<string id="wolf_eliminate_lager_1"> <text>Eliminate bandits at the ATP1.</text> </string> <string id="wolf_eliminate_lager_2"> <text>Eliminate the bandits at ATP2.</text> </string> <string id="wolf_eliminate_lager_3"> <text>Kill the boars</text> </string> <string id="wolf_eliminate_lager_1_descr"> <text>Boars have settled next to a place where Wolf and a friend placed a stash. Wolf wants those boars gone; he promised a reward if they are taken care of.</text> </string> <string id="wolf_eliminate_lager_1_text"> <text>Me and a friend recently hid a stash not far from ATP. Not too long ago boars made their den there, and now we can’t get to our stash. Help me – kill the boars, and I’ll give you a reward; both from me, and my friend.</text> </string> <string id="wolf_eliminate_lager_4"> <text>Kill the mutants at the farm</text> </string> <string id="wolf_eliminate_lager_2_descr"> <text>Wolf has asked to kill the mutants at the farm; he wants to create a camp there for people that are passing by. ь.</text> </string> <string id="wolf_eliminate_lager_2_text"> <text>This is only the border of the Zone, but it’s still no safe place for rookies. Bandits are only half the worry, at least they speak Russian. But mutants – that’s a different story. They have made themselves a den on the farm not far from here, which is a perfect place to set up a new camp. I will make it worth your while if you can get rid of the mutants.</text> </string> <string id="wolf_monster_rush_1"> <text>Fight off a wave of mutants</text> </string> <string id="wolf_monster_rush_1_descr"> <text> Fight off a wave of mutants </text> </string> <string id="wolf_monster_rush_1_text"> <text>We’ve been told that there’s a wave of mutants heading right for us. Help us fend off against them, I’ll pay you back somehow.</text> </string> [/code][/QUOTE]Thanks again :love:

You fuckers forgot that 34 is for bloodfuckers, 69 is fo-[b]ALL GLORY TO THE MONOLITH[/b]