I made a server myself pm for password I guess. It's called Loco's Place
If anyone has skill with making banners, could someone make a banner thats says Everybody Edits (It will go on top of entry.) For more awesomeness make the smiley faces be on there too or something like that.
How do you delete blocks? :saddowns:
Wait, nevermind.
It's too easy to grief in it.
[QUOTE=Swiket;22115574]How do you delete blocks? :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
gravity block with nothing in it.
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[QUOTE=PivotDJ;22115394]PM me for access to faplands.[/QUOTE]
made a koopa shell hitting blocks for coins.
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wow spaced out on the game for a second
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Can barely play now, ping rose.
[QUOTE=Suttles;22115606]gravity block with nothing in it.
[editline]11:09PM[/editline]
made a koopa shell hitting blocks for coins.
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wow spaced out on the game for a second
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Can barely play now, ping rose.[/QUOTE]
Where are you? IRL i mean
The Trip (1)
[Transcribed by Dave(ratboy)]
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Written by: Larry Charles
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Episode no. 41
pc: 401, season 4, episode 1
Broadcast date: August 12, 1992
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The Cast
Regulars:
Jerry Seinfeld................... Jerry Seinfeld
Jason Alexander.................. George Costanza
Julia Louis-Dreyfus.............. Elaine Benes
Michael Richards................. Cosmo Kramer
Guest Stars:
Peter Murnik..................... Lt. Martel
Elmarie Wendel................... Helena
Debi A. Monahan.................. Chelsea
Ricky Dean Logan................. The Freak
Vaughn Armstrong................. Lt. Coleman
Keith Morrison................... Newscaster (Himself)
Manfred Melcher.................. Officer
Christopher Michael Moore........ Studio Guard
Dyana Ortelli.................... Chambermaid (Lupe)
Michael Gerard................... Receptionist
Fred Savage...................... Himself
George Wendt..................... Himself
Corbin Bernsen................... Himself
Opening monologue.
It's amazing to me that people will move thousands of miles away to another
city, they think nothing of it. They get on a plane, boom. They're there, they
live there now. Just, uh, I'm living over there. You know, pioneers, it took
years to cross the country. Now, people will move thousands of miles just for
one season. I don't think any pioneers did that, you know. Yeah, it took us a
decade to get there, and, uh, we stayed for the summer, it was nice, we had a
pool, the kids loved it, and then we left about ten years ago and we just got
back. We had a great summer, it took us 20 years and now our lives are over.
Opening scene.
George and Jerry enter Monk's Coffee Shop.
George: Kramer was on Murphy Brown?
Jerry: Yeah.
George: Are you sure?
Jerry: Yeah.
George: Murphy Brown, the TV show.
Jerry: C'mon, will ya?
George: Kramer was on Murphy Brown? That son of a gun!
Jerry: Something, isn't it?
George: With Candace Bergen!
Jerry: I know!
George: I've always liked her. Remember her in 'Carnal Knowledge'?
Jerry: Sure.
George: Did she show her breasts in that?
Jerry: She's not really the naked type.
George: I can't believe I missed Kramer. You know he asked me to go with him
to California.
Jerry: He did?
George: Yeah, I turned him down.
Jerry: How come you didn't tell me?
George: He asked me to keep it a secret.
Jerry: But you can never keep a secret.
George: I know. This was like a record. My previous record was when Joni
Hirsch asked me not to tell anybody that we slept together. Kept a lid on that
for about 28 seconds.
Jerry: Well, you've come a long way.
George: I've matured.
Jerry: Hey listen, the Tonight Show called me, they want me to come out and do
the show on the 28th and they're giving me two free tickets to LA. You wanna
go?
George: A free ticket?
Jerry: Yeah, in fact we could track down Kramer. I always felt bad about the
way he left, you know? That was a mess. I never should have taken back those
keys.
George: What about accommodations?
Jerry: All taken care of.
George: Is there a meal allowance? What about seat assignments? Could I have
the Kosher meal? I hear the Kosher meal is good. And I need clothes. Gotta
get a haircut. Gonna have to, I have to refill my allergy medication. Oh, do I
need a hat? I need a hat, don't I? Could we do the Universal tour? They have
that Backdraft exhibit now, that looks very cool to me...
New scene.
Kramer, backstage, talking to some aspiring young actors.
Kramer: So my acting technique, my personal acting technique is working with
color, imagining color, then finding the emotional vibrational mood connected to
the color. See, if you look through my scripts, you'll see that all my lines
have a special color, so I don't memorize language, I memorize color. This way
I can go through red, yellow, green, blue. And I have a full palette of
emotions.
Studio Guard: Hey, didn't I tell you to get out of here?
Kramer: Uh, did you?
Studio Guard: C'mon, let's go.
Kramer: Well, I was just--
Studio Guard: Yeah yeah, you were just nothing. C'mon, let's go.
Kramer: Alright, we'll talk about this a little later. Are you an actor?
New scene.
Kramer's apartment building in LA. Singers and actors are heard practicing in
the background. Kramer leaves his apartment and makes a call on the pay phone
in the hall.
Voice: Murphy Brown.
Kramer: Uh, yeah, uh, Candace Bergen please.
Voice: Who's calling please?
Kramer: Well, just tell her that it's Kramer.
Dial tone.
Kramer: Alright I'll uh, I'll call her at home. (To man waiting behind him)
Go ahead, it's all yours.
Helena, a neighbor, steps into the hallway.
Helena: Hello Kramer.
Kramer: Oh, uh, Helena, how are you?
Helena: I haven't worked since 1934, how do you think I am?
Kramer: Well, that's only uh, 58 years.
Helena: It was a Three Stooges short, "Sappy Pappy." I played Mr. Sugarman's
secretary, remember?
Kramer: Yeah, right, right, yeah, yeah, that was a Shemp, right?
Helena: No, a Curly. The boys played three sailors who find a baby, the baby's
been kidnapped and the police think that they did it.
Kramer: Uh huh, right.
Helena: But, but of course they didn't do it, the police had made an awful
mistake.
Kramer: Right.
Helena: Moe hits Curly with an axe,
Kramer: Uh huh.
Helena: The Stooges catch the kidnappers,
Kramer: Right.
Helena: But it's too late.
Kramer: Really.
Helena: The baby's dead.
Kramer: Really?
Helena: The boys are sent to Death Row and are executed.
Kramer: Well I don't remember that part.
Helena: I play Mr. Sugarman's secretary.
Kramer: Oh, yeah, yeah, you were, you were very good.
Helena: Yeah, it was sad for a Three Stooges, what with the dead baby and the
Stooges being executed and all.
Kramer: Well, that was an unusual choice for the stooges.
Helena: Would you like to buy me a fat-free frozen yogurt at the store, Kramer?
Kramer: Uh, well, uh, you know I can't right now, you know, uh, I got a very
big meeting, I got these people interested in my movie treatment. So, uh, I
guess we'll have to make it another time, alright?
Helene: Well No! No, don't go out there, Kramer, they'll hurt you, they'll
destroy you. You'll never make it in this town, you're too sensitive like me,
Kramer: Helena, you're wrong, you know I'm not that sensitive at all.
Helena: I was engaged to Mickey Rooney! He left me at the altar. Kramer!
Kramer!
New scene.
Jerry's apartment. George walks in with several stuffed suitcases and
backpacks.
Jerry: What is this?
George: What?
Jerry: We're going on a two day trip, what are you, Diana Ross?
George: I happen to dress based on mood.
Jerry: Oh. But you essentially wear the same thing all the time.
George: Seemingly. Seemingly. But within that basic framework there are many
subtle variations, only discernable to an acute observer, that reflect the many
moods, the many shades, the many sides of George Costanza.
Jerry: (referring to George's outfit): And what mood is this.
George: This is Morning Mist.
New scene.
A murder scene. There's a body under a blanket and two Lieutenants are talking.
Lt. Coleman: What do you figure, 20? 21?
Lt. Martel: Close enough.
Lt. Coleman: Forensics ought to be able to nail it down.
Lt. Martel: No ID?
Lt. Coleman: No ID.
Lt. Martel: No witnesses?
Lt. Coleman: Just the trees, Johnny. Pretty young thing.
Lt. Martel: She was. Not any more. Somebody saw to that.
Lt. Coleman: Sure did, Johnny. Damn shame too. What do you make of it?
Lt. Martel: I don't know, but I don't like it.
New scene.
Jerry and George are at the airport, in line for the metal detector.
Jerry: Look at this guy, he's like a cat burglar. He thinks if he goes through
real slow the machine won't detect him.
George: Personally I'm a little nervous about going through these things. I'm
afraid I'm gonna step through into another dimension.
Jerry: Just go.
George braces himself and walks through the detector.
George: Heh he, I made it.
Jerry walks through and the machine beeps.
Security Guard: Empty your pockets please.
Jerry empties his pockets and walks through again, the machine beeps again.
Security Guard: Walk through again please.
Jerry walks through, the machine beeps again.
Security Guard: Are you sure you don't have any metal on you? Bracelets?
Rings? Anklets?
Jerry: Anklets?
Security Guard: A lot of men wear anklets.
Jerry: Really?
Security Guard: Yeah.
Other Security Guard (to George): What do you have in your bag, sir?
George: My bag?
Security Guard: Step over here please.
Jerry: Over here?
Other Security Guard: Do you have a knife in the bag?
George: A knife?
Other Security Guard: Open the bag, please.
George opens his bag, the other security guard begins rummaging.
Other Security Guard: What's this?
George: Moisturizer?
Other Security Guard: Your wife?
George: No, I uh... I use it.
Security Guard: Spread your arms and legs please.
The security guard begins waving a small beeping detector up and down Jerry's
body.
Jerry (facing the lengthening line behind him): Ladies and gentlemen, I implore
you.
Other Security Guard: Have a good trip.
Security Guard: Alright, go ahead.
Jerry: That's it?
Security Guard: That's it.
Jerry: Alright.
George: C'mon Jerry, let's go. What was that all about?
Jerry: I must have iron rich blood.
George: Here we go, LA.
Jerry: The Coast,
George: La-la Land. I got the window seat, right?
Jerry: Who said that?
George: I called it.
Jerry: Oh no.
New scene.
Monologue, Jerry on stage.
Seems to me that the closest thing we have to Royalty in America are the people
that get to ride in those little carts through the airport. Don't you hate
these things? They come out of nowhere; Beep Beep, cart people, look out, cart
people! Look out! We all scurry out of the way like worthless peasants. Oooh!
It's cart people! I hope we didn't slow you down. Wave to the cart people,
Timmy, they're the best people in the world. Ya know, if you're too fat, slow
and disoriented to get to your gate on time, you're not ready for air travel.
The other people I hate are the people that get on to the moving walkway and
then just stand there. Like it's a ride? Excuse me, there's no animated
pirates or bears along the way here. Do your legs work at all?
New scene.
Stock photo of the HOLLYWOOD sign. Cut to a casting office. Kramer enters.
Kramer: Yeah, I'm here for the audition.
Receptionist: Which audition, the music video, the horror movie, the exercise
tape or the infomercial?
Kramer: Uh, let's see... well.
Cut to a montage of Kramer in group auditions for the productions the
receptionist mentioned.
New scene.
Kramer and Chelsea, a woman he met in the horror movie audition, exit the
casting office.
Kramer: You scream good.
Chelsea: You too.
New scene.
Kramer and Chelsea are seated at a restaurant table.
Chelsea: So, can I keep this treatment?
Kramer: Oh yeah, yeah, I got 20 copies.
Chelsea: 'Cause I can, uh, show it to my manager. He has connections with West
German television money.
Kramer: Really.
Chelsea: Yeah, they're trying to put together a miniseries for me on Eva Braun.
I mean think about it, is that a great idea? We know nothing about Eva Braun,
only that she was Hitler's girlfriend.
Kramer: Um-hm.
Chelsea: What was it like having sex with Adolf Hitler? What do you wear in a
bunker? What did her parents think of Hitler as a potential son-in-law? I mean
it could just go on and on..
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[QUOTE=PivotDJ;22115783]Where are you? IRL i mean[/QUOTE]
In georgia, nothing bad. Just most people in this small town use it. Can't wait to move into the country side, where no one uses it. (my connection)
[QUOTE=why;22115357]Is anyone running a server that isn't being torn apart?[/QUOTE]
Mine.
Venn, I added you on Steam, accept?
We need more people :buddy:
This land NEEDS LIGHT (Building sun)
damn lag
Made a Banner! ^^
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And add me to the enjoy list pl0x.
Fucking awesome game, Thank you.
[QUOTE=Tayg0;22116380]Made a Banner! ^^
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/99644/everybodyeditstay.png[/img]
And add me to the enjoy list pl0x.[/QUOTE]
I love you.
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Also did not notice the request from earlier.
[QUOTE=Suttles;22117052]I love you.
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Also did not notice the request from earlier.[/QUOTE]
Np :P
Kewl, I'm bolded!
Bolded for doing something good for the thread. :3:
I'ma playing :D
I love the no-edit servers, they give me a challenge.
I have a server up
not sure if it works [url]http://everybodyedits.com/?/kc-BLarg[/url]
(PM me for pass if it does work)
did not work
Facepunchery is back up! If you want to join, the password is the same as it was last time if you still have your PM, or PM me for the password if you don't.
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Well, I left. If everyone else leaves it'll go down again but anyway, I'll be hosting it on and off every now and again. I'll let the thread know when I do.
Good doomish.
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