[QUOTE=markg06;18385697]Jack Thompson was disbarred ages ago no one pays attention to him anymore.[/QUOTE]
Don't underestimate the power of Jack Thompson!
oh my god sex?
buying now
nevermind
[QUOTE=lum1naire;18387662]oh my god sex?
buying now[/QUOTE]
Avatar fits.
I hope games keep doing this so that it gets as "normal" as violence, so people stop giving a shit about it.
[QUOTE=silvermann;18384626]its right at the beginning of the game and no its not a quicktime event.
a friend of mine has the game (ololo).[/QUOTE]
and you dont see any sex.
Does [b]every[/b] game need a sex scene? It's getting old as hell.
Pokemon: Bumfuck Edition
[QUOTE=G71tc4;18388446]Does [b]every[/b] game need a sex scene? It's getting old as hell.
Pokemon: Bumfuck Edition[/QUOTE]
Assasins creed 1 didn't have a sex scene, and besides, what is wrong about love.
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;18388235]I hope games keep doing this so that it gets as "normal" as violence, so people stop giving a shit about it.[/QUOTE]
It's starting, like violence did with Mortal Kombat, though this will take a shorter time than with violence to be accepted.
It should be realistic, 20 seconds of pushing X to thrust, 10 seconds of the main character orgasming way too early by mashing A, 5 minutes to awkwardly say nothing, then 5 seconds to explain "that never happened to me before. Then a very complicated minigame where you must generate as many tears as possible by following quick time events.
[QUOTE=radioactive;18384231]Let me guess, you use the Left Analogue Stick to move, and the right to move your hip area.
You have to build up a meter for 4 minutes or so, and then you have to press B to fire.[/QUOTE]
Only four minutes? Better level up your stamina.
It's for added realism. He is Italian after all ;)
[QUOTE=DJWulf;18387431]Oh god I can see fox news again just like with mass effect "SEX BOX 360 IS BACK" :sigh:[/QUOTE]
Considering the massive humiliation it earned them the last time they'll probably actually look into the game this time.
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But Fox news has never ceased to amaze me on the ignorance factor so who knows.
The scene is literally 10 minutes into the game. You press B to pull her dress down and then you kiss and [fade to black]. It's nothing explicit.
It's 8 seconds of sex, followed by 40 seconds of crying.
People should stop overreacting.
I mean why should people get hyped up over a bunch of pixels bumping against each other on a screen, who gives a fuck?
[QUOTE=thisispain;18388754]It should be realistic, 20 seconds of pushing X to thrust, 10 seconds of the main character orgasming way too early by mashing A, 5 minutes to awkwardly say nothing, then 5 seconds to explain "that never happened to me before. Then a very complicated minigame where you must generate as many tears as possible by following quick time events.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/emoticon_tongue.png[/IMG]
Prob Like GTA series, You see the house and hear the moans
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/swordsomething.png[/img]
That's nothing compared to swordpenis starring in the game.
Who needs "Press X not to die" When you have "Press X To GET IT ON"
I'm sorry for the terrible humour. I had to.
yeah, nothing really happens.
Pretty awesome game though,
banned xbox FTW.
Oh assassin guy, your weapons are getting in the way, how do people even mistake you for a monk wth?
Sorry.
Guard burst in.
SHIT!
Jumps into a roof garden for a minute.
WHERE'D HE GO?
FUCK!
He was sleeping with my daughter!
Shut up greg.
I wonder what's it like if you do it with "high profile" on.
Oh my god this game has a sex scene.
Stop the presses.
Also, this could be hilarious as fuck.
Press B to ejaculate!
Imagine if Fallout had sex scenes, and the length you last depends on your Endurance stat.
"Endurance stands for how long I can fight! Or how long I fuck at night!"
[QUOTE=LasPlagas;18402182]Imagine if Fallout had sex scenes, and the length you last depends on your Endurance stat.
"Endurance stands for how long I can fight! Or how long I fuck at night!"[/QUOTE]
You had to have good stamina if you wanted to be a porn star in Fallout 2.
Else it was just sucky sucky 5 dollars for you. :(
Uh, you don't see shit guys, all that happens is they go down on each other off screen.
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